Dancing with the Stars Episode 10 Results

Posted By: admin On: May 26, 2010 Comments: ( 2 )

Season finale right here folks. And just for the record I really want Erin to win just because she’s come the furthest out of the three. Will Nicole probably win it? Perhaps. I will be happy if either three win though. I really like the final remaining three and I think this is one of the first years I’ve liked all three.  One thing I am NOT looking forward to tonight is train wreck Kate Gosselin. I’m anxious to see Shannen Doherty again though (I hope). I heard Mark Ballas was being a diva and didn’t want to come back to do the finale show. I can’t see him acting like that, but what do I know? Its not like I know him personally.

We are first treated to a dance of all the stars and professionals. They are dancing to “I’m so excited.” And just fyi: Mark Ballas is back with Shannen. And we see the train wreck already happening. Kate Gosselin is walking (not dancing) during a dance number to bring up the rear. HORRIBLE! I don’t know what Kate just did but embarrASSing. I just saw Apolo Anton Ohno in the audience. And I guess I was mistaken - not all of our stars were dancing. I saw Chad Ochocinco sitting in the audience. The final 3 were standing in the middle at the end.  Oh look at that, it isn’t just Apolo but most of the past winners: Kelly Monaco, Shawn Johnson, Kristi Yamaguchi…wonder if there’s more. Apparently Chad Ochocinco is injured due to a football injury so that is why he’s in the audience tonight.

Up first tonight is Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough dancing the Argentine Tango. This was hot the first time around…can’t wait to see it again. That was just as hot as ever!  Len said it has intensity, passion, artistry - this is Argentine Tango. Bruno said the magic continues: rich luscious intensity. The Argentine Tango was embodied in the both of them. Carrie Ann thought they were artistry in motion.

Dancing another Argentine Tango is Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya. They got perfect scores on this before. I have to say seeing Nicole and Evan’s side by side - it is clear that Nicole’s was far superior, but Evan did a great job! Bruno called him a lady killer - saying the energy was under control and it was kept slick and stylish. Carrie Ann said it’s getting exciting in here - saying this dance was true redemption. Len said this is the most fantastic season - the highest standards he’s ever known. Len reminded us how he’s the last male standing and he loved how he lead the dance.

Last up is Erin Andrews and Maskim Chmerkovskiy also dancing their Argentine Tango. Oh I remember this one. I always thought her head/neck looked weird. But I do love how she jumps off the stairs onto Maks. That’s hot right there! I say they take third on this dance. I’m actually unclear why they chose this dance, but it was nice to see them all do the same dance. Nicole will get first and Evan second. Carrie Ann said they aren’t making it easy - saying from the lift on they were in another zone. Len said in 10 seasons - judging these three tangos is the hardest job they’ve ever had. Len said she is in this final on merit. Bruno said out of all the competitors she has the most spectacular growth. Maks pats Tom on the ass one last time and Erin kisses his cheek.

Rank 3 with 26 points: Erin and Maks

Rank 2 with 28 points: Evan and Anna

Rank 1 with 30 points: Nicole and Derek

Our fallen stars are back and it looks like they are doing different dances. Shannen and Mark were first up and she looked FAB! Aiden did a half ass cartwheel which was kind of endearing but he looked cute. Buzz and Ashly are doing a Paso to Star Wars - it started all dramatic like with green lasers and him swinging the cape around. He is wearing a sparkly moon suit - ha!

More fallen stars: Jake/Chelsie and his fiance Vienna is with Dmitry Chaplin dancing. WHAT? They dance to “On the Wings of Love.” Now Jake and Vienna dance. She looks very pretty tonight. Guess this is a Bachelor type night I suppose!

Top 5 arguments of the season - we are reliving these moments now. Nicole/Derek, Aiden/Edyta, Jake/Chelsie, Erin/Maks, Kate/Tony (#1 fight where he says he quits). Go figure!

Right now they are going to reveal 3rd place - Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy. BOO! Seeing their goodbye package was very sad.

Dancing for the trophy: Nicole and Evan

Dancing one last time is Maks and Erin - cha cha cha!

Purdue is back to go after the collegiate title. They dance the cha cha cha. Pretty good. Rooting for them being from Indiana and all. Utah Valley U are dancing the Samba. Of course they’d dance well - they are from the state that Derek and Julianne are from.  Winning this championship is Utah Valley. Of course, they get a baby mirrorball trophy.

Kate is promoting her “new show” - GAG! They did a whole bit on Kate - what the hell? She is doing her Paparazzi dance - I think it is supposed to be a tango. She’s doing another dance to “I will Survive” - I don’t even know what it is and WHY IN THE HECK she is getting so much air time. If you’d like to tell me why - then please do so. UGH!

Pamela is coming down from a neon circle kinda like a sex swing if you ask me and she’s dancing with Damian and Dmitry. Why two guys? They are all scantly clad. Now there are three guys out there. Niecy is shaking her stuff with Dmitry, Tony and Louis. Her song is Bootylicious. And we aren’t ready for this jelly, Niecy!

Coming down in a human size mirror ball are our final two: Nicole and Evan. We reminisce about their time on the show. *sniff sniff* They are dancing their last dance of the season - the jive to my Mom’s favorite song - “Rollin on the River!”That was Ahhh Maz Zing!!! I couldn’t take my eyes off them! Len said the winner should be Nicole. Bruno said this is the best season ever saying they’ve invented some of the most stunning dances he’s ever seen. Carrie Ann said she is so incredible - she thinks they set this place on fire. Scores all 10’s of course.

Evan and Anna up next dancing their final dance of the season - QuickStep. They dance to “I want you to want me.” I was just looking at the audience faces as Evan was dancing in front of them and they are just all smiles. Makes me smile. I thought they were great and I will really miss him. Bruno said he’s always been a good dancer, but his performance level has been enhanced. Carrie Ann said Evan has won the hearts of everyone here including hers. I saw that in the audience faces. Len said he’s been a joy to watch, elegant, style - he’s done a fantastic job! Scores were 2 9’s and a 10 from Carrie Ann for a 28 out of 30. Why couldn’t the judges give out 10’s the last dance of the season? Geez!

Well we are down to who wins season 10….  Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough. Did we think any different? Evan is so humble saying he’s been blessed and how proud they are of Nicole and Derek. Congrats Nicole and Derek for an amazing season! Mark puts Derek on his shoulders and Aiden puts Nicole on his shoulders. Bet Aiden loves that!  What a great season! New season starts Sept 20!

I will leave you with this..Thank GAWD we didn’t have to see last years winner, Donny Osmond aka Gag do and encore dance tonight to give up his crown. So glad they skipped out on that… until Sept 20, people!

Dancing with the Stars Episode 9 Results

Posted By: admin On: May 19, 2010 Comments: ( 1 )

Who will make the top 3? Will Chad finally go home? We can only hope that our dream team of Nicole, Evan, and Erin will stay intact tonight so they can battle it out in the finals.

Let’s get to some results shall we?  First safe couple? Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya. I guess my Mom’s votes paid off. She said she voted 25 times for Evan and only Evan. You go, boy!

Encore dance belongs to Evan and Anna - woot woot!

We are now learning about the professional dancers when they were kiddos. Maks is first - and he is super cute.  His second day in America he was beat up and his roller blades were stolen. ha! He thanked us for the warm welcome. LOL!  Poor Maks.

Sarah McLachlan is now singing and I must say I LOVE LOVE LOVE SARAH! She’s been my favorite since I can remember. I have all her albums. So, I’m going to give her a listen even if we don’t have anyone dancing to the music (we might, just haven’t gotten that far yet). And here comes married couple Jonathon Roberts and Anna Trebunskaya. Sarah is singing “Angel.” in case you were interested.  She is also singing a new song I think and here comes Damian Whitewood, Kym Johnson, Lacey Schwimmer and Dmitry Chaplin. Loved that whole bit. I hope she comes back and sings some more. I saw her live in concert and she is awesome!

Now Cheryl Burke as a lil’ tyke. Apparently she was so shy her Mom thought she was deaf.  Interesting. She’s a cute kid and still looks the same.

Evan hopes there is a twist and that all 4 will go to the finals. Tom sadly breaks the news that that isn’t the case. LOL!

Next up is America’s choice - remember we chose the dancers, the costumes, the dance, and the music. We chose Melissa Rycroft and Joey Fatone. They are dancing the Tango. He is dressed up like KISS because that’s what the music is.

College competition is taking place and I don’t care now that there is no Indiana school on tonight.

Next we see Anna Trebunskaya when she was little. We see how Jonathon fell in love with her. Awwww!

Miley Cyrus now - ick! She must be trying to channel her inner Lady Gaga with the black get up she’s wearing.

Lil’ tyke Derek Hough is up now. He was a cute kid!

Next safe couple is: Nicole and Derek.

So who is gonna leave us tonight? Erin/Maks or Chad/Cheryl. We can only hope who is gonna leave…

Leaving us tonight is (the 100th eliminated couple) is Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke. Yayy! I got my final 3 and that’s how I like it! Woot Woot! Chad has a great attitude and is very humble. Bye bye Chad. We won’t miss you unfortunately. LOL! Should be an interesting final 3, no?

Dancing with the Stars Episode 8 Results

Posted By: admin On: May 12, 2010 Comments: ( 1 )

Let me start off by saying that Nicole/Derek better get the encore dance with their 50’s Paso Doble. But first - Purdue University in da house!  I graduated from IU (Purdue’s biggest rival), but I support them tonight on the show given the fact they are from Indiana. Go Purdue in the collegiate dance off! Recraps - can we get this show on the road, folks?

Encore dance belongs to Derek/Nicole! Woot! PERFECTION as the judges and audience are on their feet!

But right now is a special song from Toy Story choreographed by Tony Dovolani and Cheryl Burke. Tony and Dmitry are out on the floor now flying their capes b/c this, my friends, is a Paso Doble dance. Kym Johnson is back on the dance floor partnered with Dmitry.

DanceCenter returns!   Oh my goodness - Jerry Rice is in a blonde bob of a wig. LMAO!  They do a replay of what Niecy’s jiggly parts are and of course its her boobys. Jerry Rice says “Wow, that’s delicious!” LOL! They point out Nicole’s disgusting habits (spitting gum into Derek’s mouth, smelling armpits) and all three DanceCenter guys smell their pits at the same time.

First safe couple is: Nicole and Derek. Derek smells his pits and Nicole follows..haha!

First couple in bottom 2 is Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke.

UC San Diego is now dancing the Samba and I don’t care really. They received all 8’s from the judges. I think Purdue is going to kick em in the pants. Yep Yep!

Purdue is up now dancing the Mambo. I don’t understand why they don’t make them dance the SAME type of dance so they can be compared. Whatev this one seems more exciting. They did well. Scores were 2 7’s and an 8 for a 22 out of 30. They are letting America vote though.

More special Spanish entertainment. None of our pro’s are dancing (they are unknowns) so I’m tuning out….

DanceCenter is back - Evan “blades of glory” Lysacek - of course they poke fun at his hair and Len is sporting an Evan wig. They interview Evan and all three DanceCenter men are asleep and snoring. Erin Andrews is up next and Kenny said he is going to step away since she works at the same network as him. He interrupts and gets on her for saying Maksim is Russian as he is actually from the Ukraine.  They make fun of Maks and Erin’s constant bickering - we then see Maks acting like a little kid jumping up and down getting angry as ever - ya know, throwing a complete tantrum. Jerry thought it was hot. Jerry picked Nicole to win it. Kenny chose Niecy b/c she is the “hungriest.” ha!

Next safe couple is Evan and Anna.

So who joins Chad/Cheryl in the bottom 2? hmmm? That would be Niecy/Louis which means Erin/Maks are safe. Leaving us tonight is Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel.  Boooooo - she is so funny and entertaining. Until next Monday…

Dancing with the Stars Episode 7 Results

Posted By: admin On: May 5, 2010 Comments: ( 3 )

Will Pam go tonight?  With the way she danced in the group dance - I’d say she needs to scoot on outta this joint!  Let’s get straight to the results, please.

Stepping forward is Nicole/Derek and Erin/Maks and one of these couples is in the bottom 2. WHAT?   First couple in bottom 2 is Erin Andrews and Maskim Chmerkovskiy. Nicole/Derek are safe. I really hope Erin does not go home.

Encore dance belongs to Team Gaga! Pam was injured today so Chelsie Hightower is stepping in for her.  Chelsie did really great in her place..ha! 

Entertaining us tonight is Train with “Hey Soul Sister.” He is off pitch - its a bit too high for him. I can’t stand when someone sounds so good in a studio and not live. Oh and lookie here, Mark Ballas must be recovered because he is back with Chelsie. Dmitry and Lacey are back too. Tony D. and I think Karina Smirnoff (I couldn’t tell b/c of her hair in her face the entire time) are also back. Took awhile for the lead singer to warm his voice up - he is now in tune. Yeah that’s not Karina that’s Cheryl Burke. It was hard telling though even up til the end b/c of her hair always being in her face.

Chad/Cheryl and Evan/Anna are now front and center. Evan/Anna are safe, but Chad/Cheryl are still in jeopardy.

Pam/Damian and Niecy/Louis are in the hot spot right now. Next safe couple is Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel. Pam/Damian are still in jeopardy. 

Macy’s dancers are dancing to Elvis and I bet my Mom is lovin’ this. 

Speak of the devil - Karina IS back dancing with Louis Van Amstel to Train singing “Drops of Jupiter.” I thought she quit the show. A girl can only wish. Glad we don’t have to hear her talk.

Next couple joining Erin/Maks in the bottom 2 is: Pam/Damian which means Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke are safe. Please let Pamela go home and not Erin. That’s all I have to say.

Leaving us tonight is: Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood. This was predicted for sure - yo!  Until next Monday….

Dancing with the Stars Episode 6 Results

Posted By: admin On: April 28, 2010 Comments: ( 2 )

So who will go tonight? Isn’t real clear cut to me this time.  Results right away - woot woot! First safe couple is: Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

Apparently Len thought Chad and Erin were the breakout stars of the night. Chad? really? I don’t think so! Len thought Chad/Cheryl was the best dance of the night. Whatever! They have the encore dance. Boo to that!

Post break-up, Melissa Etheridge is performing for us.  Tony and Chelsie are dancing for us and so is Maks and Anna.  Maks has his shirt all the way open while Tony does not. Bet Len hates that.  I personally find it HOT!

Next safe couple is: Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke.

More talent and I don’t know who it is and I do not care. He brought his own dancers which is a huge no-no in my book.  A n0-no if you want me to watch it anyways.

Now some guy from Sports Science is on going to analyze the body movements of Edyta and Dmitry. Do we care? I’m thinking no.

Back to entertain us is Melissa Etheridge singing “Come to my Window.” Married couple Edyta Slwinska and Alec Mazo are our featured couple while Melissa belts out her famous tune.

Next safe couple is Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough. Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower won’t know their fate yet b/c Tom is a tease. Yah, you heard me right. That Tom is a big ole tease!

The cast of Happy Town is in the audience which is a new show I plan to watch on ABC. Can’t wait - it premieres tomorrow night. Woot!

Next safe couple is Pam and Damian - wow, I’m kind of shocked!

First couple in the bottom 2 is Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower. Next safe couple is Evan and Anna. That leaves us with Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel in the bottom 2. Leaving us tonight is Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower. Boo! I’m actually disappointed that Pamela didn’t go. Oh well - he wasn’t going to win it anyways.

Dancing with the Stars Episode 5 Results

Posted By: admin On: April 21, 2010 Comments: ( 1 )

Will Kate Go? For the love of Gawd, I sure hope so. Tonight is the night - I can feel it in me bones.

Nicole/Derek and Kate/Tony were asked to step forward. Hmmm. Nicole and Derek are safe - woot! Kate and Tony are NOT safe. WOOHOO!!!  The hag will be going home. I can feel it. And yes Jo-Ann I can certainly see Jon’s side so much better now.

Recraps. The only good thing is Derek Hough was so excited that he fell off the chair/bench in the backstage confessional. LOL!

Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower were asked to do their Cha Cha Cha again. I’m shocked the encore dance was NOT Nicole and Derek.

While they are doing this - I interviewed my mother to see why everyone but Evan was Siiick, disgusting, etc. She said this is not a family friendly prime time show anymore. Good Lawd, Mom! We aren’t living in the 1950’s. Eventually you are going to have to let some raunchiness into your living room. You need to liven things up from time to time.

Apparently Chelsie has a slight wardrobe malfunction with the top of her dress. Nothing was seen so don’t worry about trying to google any boob slippages or anything.

The entertainment tonight is….. I don’t know. I wasn’t listening. Oops. 2 pros are dancing but I don’t know them. Fast forwarding right now. I thought at first it was Maks, but nope, just a Maks look-a-like.

Chad/Cheryl and Niecy/Louis were asked to step forward now. Chad/Cheryl are still in jeopardy, fate will be revealed later, but Niecy and Louis are safe as kittens.

Adam Carolla is back.  Apparently his first bit was so good he gets fake brick behind him. LOL! The best of this bit was when he said he fave dance was Kate’s. He then said “let’s now watch that again at regular speed.” ahaha! Yeah it wasn’t slow motion, peeps. She’s just so freakin slow.

Legendary Debbie Allen will be performing tonight. Debbie is my aunt. Well not this Debbie Allen but I do have an aunt named Debbie Allen. Did u follow that?  ha!  She is reliving her Fame role. I loved that movie and that TV series. She just stood there barking like she did in the movie. I am guessing she won’t be dancing. Hmm? What a rip.

Some unknown woman is trying to entertain us like Shakira only can. Ugh! Our pro boys are at there dancing and shimmey-ing around her. Now I’m jealous of her. Boo! And I must say that it is really nice to see Tony Dovolani dancing fast - in his element ya know. Very refreshing indeed.

Our stars are designing the costumes again. Not sure if this is this week or next week. I just don’t really care.

Evan/Anna are safe. Jake and Chelsie are in jeopardy.

Erin/Maks are safe as can be. Pam/Damian are still in jeopardy.

Now they are recapping for us again. Geez - how much torture can we endure before Kate is sent packing? Who will join Kate/Tony in the bottom 2 tonight? Hmmm my dear blog readers? Jake/Chelsie just slid into home and are safe. Chad/Cheryl also did the Pete Rose into home plate. BTW, my dog keeps tossing and turning and kicking me. She wants Kate to be sent home too as she is restless. Pam/Damian are in the bottom 2. Kate is going home I know it now.

Ding Dong the Witch is Dead! Go home and stay there.  Tony knew it all along. The judges are on their feet - why? ARGHH! Quit patronizing her. Brooke asked her what she takes away from this - she is crying. Tony is giving her lots of credit for showing up. Blah blah blah.

Until the next time….

Dancing with the Stars Episode 4 Results

Posted By: admin On: April 14, 2010 Comments: ( 1 )

Who will go? Kate or someone else? Why is there always one person in the group that we always want to go home (Marie, Donny, etc.) but they never do? Why does this always happen? Go home, Kate, GO HOME!

First safe couple: Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke (he hugged Jake Pavelka first before Cheryl). Second safe couple: Jake Pavelk and Chelsie Hightower

Encore dance belongs to Pamela Anderson and Damian Hightower. I knew this before they even said anything. I’m THAT good. Ok, maybe not. ha! It was just as good again.

Now we get a movie trailer that is rated R. ha! Someone is walking around with a silver mask on and the mirrorball trophy in their hands. The mask is like Jason with rhinestones on it and it looks like he is stabbing them with the trophy. Bruno rips the mask off and laughs like a madman. The title is Tuesday the 13th. I thought it was rather hilarious and cheeky. I kind of liked it.

Sade is performing now. Apparently she has a new album out now. I do love all her old stuff (Smooth Operator, No Ordinary Love, etc.). Out dancing for us is Chelsie Hightower and Damian Whitewood dancing the Rumba.

Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya are now safe.

Now we see old videos/photos of our pros. Awww. Such cute kids. Maks doesn’t look very good though - funny how he is so hot now.

Group dance of some teens that apparently Mark Ballas choreographed.

ChaChaBlanca movie trailer is now on. Apparently they are setting us up for movie week next week. Now after commercial another movie trailer - this one about Tony Dovolani. He is running around like a madman aka Glambo. How embarrASSing.

Next safe couple: Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough. Also coming back: Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood.

More entertainment…. Nothing but Strings (from America’s Got Talent) and just regular dancers. Oh some famous woman is out there, but I don’t know who it is. Can you tell I’m bored? I did like the strings guys from America’s Got Talent though.

Sade is back singing Sweetest Taboo. blah although I like the song.

Next safe couple: Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy (I thought they might go).

Next movie trailer: Double Ochocinco - a play on James Bond obviously.

BTW, Niecy’s boobs look like they are about ready to pop out of her blue dress tonight. How can that be comfy? Anyways - next safe couple is Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani. WTH? UGH!

Bottom two is Niecy Nashy/Louis Van Amstel and Aiden Turner/Edyta Sliwinska. Leaving us tonight is Aiden Turner and Edyt Sliwinska. He looks shocked and hurt. BOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Damn that, Kate!

Dancing with the Stars Episode 3 Results

Posted By: admin On: April 7, 2010 Comments: ( 3 )

Kate better go is all I have to say. UGH! Can’t stand to see her face or her drama anymore.

Wow - right to results huh? First safe couple is Aiden Turner and Edyta Sliwinska. Also safe is Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

Recraps along with backstage confessional. I did notice the Cheryl was stuck to Chad’s arm like they were a couple. They were kind of glued to each other.

Encore dance belongs to Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya. They deserved it - they were great!

Reba McIntyre is singing now and I can’t stand it - I can’t stand country music. Luckily Edyta, Chelsie, Maks, and some guy that looks like Maks are holding my attention. I’ll pretend I’m deaf. Hey, I guess it is Maks brother - no wonder they look alike.

Next safe couple is Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel.

Chelsie is now dancing to Derek Hough’s guitar strumming. They dance while someone snaps and it was pretty intense. Now we see Mark Ballas strumming on the guitar while Chelsie and Derek dance the Paso Doble. I must say I do NOT like Chelsie’s black hair under her blonde but I am enjoying this dance. Dang this is REALLY good. Very hard core Paso Doble. Awesome job and Mark guitar-ing was great too.

According to Tom we will have a double-score showdown next week. Each dance on Monday will have 2 scores one for technique and one score for performance. They also need to do specific moves. Len said season Ten is turning into Season Ten-sion. Hmmm..whatev, Len.

Next safe couple is Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough.

Melissa Rycroft has been the female chosen to return along with Joey Fatone. They will now reveal what song America chose. Remember, this is the design a dance contest that goes on every year. Song is “Rock and Roll All Night”…I think that is what Tom said.

Once again, Reba - ick! Here comes Dmitry and Lacey. Nice! Dmitry has his shirt open by the way  - a classic Dmitry move.

Now we get behind the scenes with Melissa Rycroft and she is interviewing Cameron Mathison who never seems to go away.

Next safe couple is Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya. Also coming back next week is Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke.

Apparently Chad and Cheryl have the Rumba (the dance of love) and he said “why not just make love on the dance floor.” Cheryl was embarrassed and had no comment. ha! Tom said next week will be pay per view so get your order in. LOL! Hey, I’d watch.

Next we see how well the cast get along. More filler stuff to drag the show out..although I do love backstage stuff. I just think this results show could be 30 minutes long.

Now to the results - Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood are safe. Also safe are Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani (DAMN IT). That leaves us with a bottom two of Jake Pavelka/Chelsie Hightower and Buzz Aldrin/Ashly Costa. Leaving us tonight is Buzz Aldrin and Ashly Costa. Jake look worried but seriously he should NOT be in the bottom 2. Damn that Kate! She needs to go down next week! That’s all I have to say about that.

Dancing the Stars: Final Results

Posted By: admin On: November 25, 2009 Comments: ( 0 )

All of our stars are back. They are all wearing familiar outfits from the past. Awww, Louis and Chelsie are BACK together. I completely forgot that Kathy Ireland was on here as was Ashley Hamilton. They form two lines as the 3 finalist walk through slapping hands. Wonder who won? Hmmm?

We get a recap of last night which I am going to fast forward through because I just watched it.  More recaps and backstage confessionals…but now Whitney Houston. Wow her voice is low these days. Got some nice legs though.

Jeff Ross is back talking about the Loser’s Club - those voted off the show first and there is only way to get in the club is to suck. haha! He is going to welcome Ashley Hamilton into the Loser’s Club. Jeff called him by far the worst dancer he’s ever seen. Ashley keeps saying thank you and that he learned it from him. He’s back dancing with Edyta. Jeff is standing on the sidelines while he drops Edyta and they prance around the stage in hold. Oh that’s right - Jeff was also partnered with edyta. They end by opening their jackets and shirts to reveal some white bellies.

We are now taking a trip back in time to the first three weeks of the competition. We see some humdingers and some good ones. Back on the floor is Kathy Ireland and Tony Dovolani. She’s super tall. Macey Gray and Jonathon Roberts are now dancing. She is so eccentric. Maks and Debi are up now and not doing too bad. Too bad she couldn’t do this when being judged. haha!

Next we are looking back at the flu week where all the pros were sick oh and Don too. Why does Don always have to be involved? Anyways, dancing the Texas Two-step is Tom Delay and Cheryl Burke. remember he didn’t get the chance to do this on the show b/c of his injuries. Not too bad, Tom Delay.

Now we are watching weeks 5 and 6 - Back are Chuck Liddell and Anna Trebunskaya. I miss Chuck.  Mark and Lacey are now back as well. Not much to report here….

Adam Carolla is back and he is with Gag stating he is the last man standing. In comes Mya and Kelly who sit right next to him. Adam goes off on Kelly and Mya. He sends Kelly and Mya out of the room so he can be alone with Donny. He points out Donny’s costume from 80’s week and asks him to hand over the guyliner. haha!

Back to dance are Natalie Couglin and Alec Mazo dancing their sexy dance of all.  They did so awesome. I love those too! Tom wonders if it is too late to vote her back in. My thoughts exactly.

Melissa Joan Hart and Mark Ballas are back and she ended by falling down into the splits which looked AMAZING! Not even sure I could have done that myself. haha!

Now the judges are building up the drama talking about each of the final 3. Is it just me or is it boring so far? Anyways, our finalist come out to a dramatic song. They stand on little circular podiums on the dance floor. We again see their journey from their first meeting until the end. Kelly tearfully thanked Louis for helping her become the person she is today. He is teary too stating he was proud of her. Awww. They are dancing their very first dance - the Viennese Waltz. It is coming full circle for her right now and I love it! It was great. Len said out of all the dancers he will miss her the most. You can barely hear him over the crowd shouting “Kelly, Kelly….” Bruno said she has earned her place as a ballroom princess and she has found a new confidence that will serve her well. Carrie Ann said out of all seasons she doesn’t know if anyone has ever touched her as much as she has. Carrie Ann is teary and so I am. I am going to miss Kelly too…

Next up is Mya’s journey… She also thanks Dmitry but it isn’t very teary or emotional at all. They do their jive again where Dmitry is dresed up as a nerd. They did great. Loved it for a second time. Bruno called it sharp and slick stating from the beginning she has never dropped her standards. Carrie Ann called everything incredible and said she was a star. Len said they’ve had a few ups and downs but he’s never doubted her dance talents calling her fantastic.

Next is Don’s journey…gag…they are up dancing now - Argentine Tango. Kym hugs him tight and Marie looks like she is gonna cry b/c she is so proud. Carrie Ann can’t believe that is the last dance we are gonna see - she is so glad they chose this one b/c it was artistry in motion. Len said he’s traveled a rocky path - one dance pretty ugly, sometimes good, sometimes bad but he never lost his performance side. He thought he finished strong. Bruno called him the great performer totally in character tonight.

Now we are gonna get the judges rankings on the final dances. In 3rd place with 26 points - Kelly and Louis. 2nd place with 28 points is Mya and Dmitry. Donny and Kym are in first place for 30 points. Boo! He is being over dramatic. Kym Johnson might get her first win in the states. Boo! BTW, Sam was backstage talking to them and Kelly said it will be hard not to wake up and see Louis every day and she might just stalk him. hahaha!

Jerry Rice and Michael Irvin are gonna have a dance off. Can’t wait for that. LOL! But first Louis Vito and Chelsie Hightower are dancing together again but unfortunately Gag has to ruin it by singing their song “Puppy Love”. BOO! Why does Don have to be in everything? Why? They do their dance where he drops her and he didn’t drop her one bit. They did AWESOME! Sam says they couldn’t resist how they just danced and we know they aren’t dating but we can only hope. That is so right, Sam. I wish they were dating. Love those two.

Dancing the Paso Doble are Jerry Rice and Anna Trebunskaya vs. Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova. The boys come out carrying their girls and they dance to Monday Night Football theme. It is good to see Jerry back.He looks thinner though. They are all 4 on the floor going at it. Kinda fun! They swing the girls over the floor and then a gold football is thrown out which they fight over. Both Anna’s take it and run off with it. Len is gonna weigh in on who won this dance off… The judges thought Michael was the winner. He puts on a mirror ball trophy RING! He kisses it and totally rubs it in. They are just patronizing Michael. Battle of the bodies however went to Jerry Rice. haha!

Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff are up dancing and Miss Piggy is back. He is also wearing his Lucky Charms outfit aka Kermit the Frog. They ask what Aaron remembers the most about this experience - he said what he has learned..blah blah blah..he wants to inspire other young adults to do what is right. HUH?

Miss Piggy is backstage with Cloris Leachman, Jerry Springer and Steve Wozniak. Cloris wants her to get back b/c she doesn’t want to get swine flu. haha!  Is it just me or is this night just dragging on and on and on. Too many reliving season moments, recaps, etc. ahh! I will say that Miss Piggy is a much better interviewer than Sam - Sam better watch out her job might be in jeopardy.

Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas, Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough, Jerry Springer and Edyta Sliwinska, as well as Steve Wozniak are now taking the stage to do the dance off Mambo. This should be a hoot! Cloris is hilarious. Jerry Springer looks pretty good. What is funny is Tom Bergeron commentating about it.  First out is Cloris and Corky. Boo! :(  We don’t know if she will leave the floor or not. haha! During all that, Steve Wozniak was on the floor acting like he couldn’t get up. haha! Next out is Jerry and Edyta. I’m surprised at that. Leaving us with Joanna and Derek and Steve and Karina. Steve just did the worm across the floor and Karina was dying laughing about it. Me too! Derek switches partners and tries to get Steve on the floor to I guess do the worm, but Karina and Steve were voted out before that. Derek and Joanna are the winners again. They do a move at the end that Joanna normally does but she switched it and held Derek’s neck as he bounced his hips up and down. They had to tell him to stop b/c kids are watching. LMAO!

Whitney Houstin is back singing an oldie but a goodie…”I wanna dance with somebody” but it sure doesn’t sound the same. Our pros are back and I love it.  I just don’t think Whit sounds very good anymore. Wonder if the drugs did it to her voice or something. Lacey and Maks’ trick was awesome. Everyone is dancing really well tonight - real hardcore. LOL! Sam asked Macy Gray backstage if she could handle doing three dances like the finalists did and Macy said “well, we’ll never know…and the proceeded to talk so non-chalantly about the finalists.” It was so funny.

Now for the third place reveal… Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel. Crowd boo’d and Donny’s mouth dropped. BOO! Kelly’s brother is finally in the audience.  They dance their final dance. Awww! Darn it!

We are finally gonna see who wins tonight. ’bout time. This season has drug on with Gag in my face week after week. And now tonight has dragged on as well with recaps and reliving the past. Winners are Donny Osmond aka Gag and Kym Johnson. DAMN IT! He pulls his wife on stage with him. Kym looks jealous..ok maybe not. Mya is so happy that she made it to the finals. She is gracious and I’m severely disappointed in this outcome. Now his whole gag-o-maggot family is out on the dance floor. GAG ME! This is the first time I’ve been disappointed this much in a DWTS outcome. Until next season…can’t wait to the spring so that Donny can be knocked off his high horse. Oh and he brings out Marie to the stage..GAG! AHHH!

Dancing with the Stars Week 9: The Semi-Finals Results

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Who will stay? Who will go? Will Gag stay or be ousted tonight? We shall see!!

Samantha looks great tonight in a sheer-esque black over one shoulder gown. Anyways enough about her - the encore dance belongs to Mya and Dmitry’s Salsa tonight. Here we go!! I love it! I have goosebumps tonight during this for some reason. They hit each other in the face it looked like when he slid to her at the end, but it was AWESOME! Judges are all on their feetsies.

Apparently Kelly forgot her solo and made it up on the fly. I thought it looked like she was posing a lot. haha! Nothing else was newsworthy in the recaps and backstage confessionals.

The elimination is happening already… those brats - they aren’t gonna tell us who is safe. You suck, Tom!

Sam has all the stars backstage and she asks them all questions and when she gets to Mya she talks about her wardrobe malfunctions and of course Gag has to interrupt with his saga. My cuz said it right - he requires soooo much attention. It is exhausting!

We have some live entertainment now and I am FF’ing through it. None of our pros are performing so why watch? I don’t have time for that. I am, however, looking forward to seeing Season 8’s Melissa Rycroft’s performance with Tony Dovolani. That will be a highlight of my night for sure.  Right now Alica Keys is performing. Never heard this song before but I actually LIKE IT ALOT! The song is called “Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart” fyi.

Now the stars are lip-syncing to “Under Pressure” by David Bowie. Gag is sooooo damn dramatic. It is frustrating to watch. The girls are cute!!

Front and center is Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough as well as Mya and Dmitry Chaplin which was last nights top scorers. Mya and Dmitry are in the finals. Joann and Derek we don’t know their fate yet. Boo!

Leona Lewis is up now. I do like her - she is singing her first single off her new album called “Happy.” This should be my theme song after reading the lyrics.

Center stage is now Donny Gag Me Osmond and Kym Johnson as well as Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel. Who is safe?? OMG - Donny is in the finals! WTH? I AM VERY VERY TICKED!

Celebrating their 50th anniversary is the Bee Gees and Melissa Rycroft will be out shortly to dance to this fantastic music. I need something to distract me from how ticked I am! BOO@GAG! They are singing “You Should be Dancing” Yeah! Bruno is over on the sidelines doing typical 70’s finger pointing dancing. Tony Dovolani and Cheryl Burke are out dancing as well as Chelsie Hightower and So You think You Can Dance and Carrie Ann’s old flame, Artem. Where’s Melissa? Hmmmm? I’m looking for her. Boy these Bee Gee’s never lose their high pitched voices do they? I have to say this is FUN!! Carrie Ann is shaking her groove thing. Ok here is Melissa. She comes in from the steps. She is barefoot. She danced with the pro girls and looked awesome. I must say that this was the BEST entertainment we’ve had this season! Loved it all!!!

We get to see backstage when the pros choreograph the all the group dances. I love seeing this stuff. We get to see all the pros bickering about the ideas that everyone has.

So we are gonna find out who stays and who goes. I’m guessing Joanna will be leaving us tonight which SUX b/c she deserves to be in the finals. DONNY DOES NOT! AHHH SO TICKED AGAIN! The Bee Gees can only distract for so long b/f  I return to my rage. And now..commercial break. I hate it when they do that.

Leaving us tonight is Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough. I am glad for Kelly and Louis though. So glad, but so upset about Joanna. This just isn’t right. Folks I can’t say it enough - next week - VOTE for anyone but Donny. Donny can NOT win this.

We are left with Derek and Joanna dancing their final dance for us instead of them just going out int he middle of the floor and everyone huddling around them we get to see their waltz again. Bittersweet! Makes me sad.