Dancing the Stars: Final Results

Posted By: admin On: November 25, 2009 Comments: ( 0 )

All of our stars are back. They are all wearing familiar outfits from the past. Awww, Louis and Chelsie are BACK together. I completely forgot that Kathy Ireland was on here as was Ashley Hamilton. They form two lines as the 3 finalist walk through slapping hands. Wonder who won? Hmmm?

We get a recap of last night which I am going to fast forward through because I just watched it.  More recaps and backstage confessionals…but now Whitney Houston. Wow her voice is low these days. Got some nice legs though.

Jeff Ross is back talking about the Loser’s Club - those voted off the show first and there is only way to get in the club is to suck. haha! He is going to welcome Ashley Hamilton into the Loser’s Club. Jeff called him by far the worst dancer he’s ever seen. Ashley keeps saying thank you and that he learned it from him. He’s back dancing with Edyta. Jeff is standing on the sidelines while he drops Edyta and they prance around the stage in hold. Oh that’s right - Jeff was also partnered with edyta. They end by opening their jackets and shirts to reveal some white bellies.

We are now taking a trip back in time to the first three weeks of the competition. We see some humdingers and some good ones. Back on the floor is Kathy Ireland and Tony Dovolani. She’s super tall. Macey Gray and Jonathon Roberts are now dancing. She is so eccentric. Maks and Debi are up now and not doing too bad. Too bad she couldn’t do this when being judged. haha!

Next we are looking back at the flu week where all the pros were sick oh and Don too. Why does Don always have to be involved? Anyways, dancing the Texas Two-step is Tom Delay and Cheryl Burke. remember he didn’t get the chance to do this on the show b/c of his injuries. Not too bad, Tom Delay.

Now we are watching weeks 5 and 6 - Back are Chuck Liddell and Anna Trebunskaya. I miss Chuck.  Mark and Lacey are now back as well. Not much to report here….

Adam Carolla is back and he is with Gag stating he is the last man standing. In comes Mya and Kelly who sit right next to him. Adam goes off on Kelly and Mya. He sends Kelly and Mya out of the room so he can be alone with Donny. He points out Donny’s costume from 80’s week and asks him to hand over the guyliner. haha!

Back to dance are Natalie Couglin and Alec Mazo dancing their sexy dance of all.  They did so awesome. I love those too! Tom wonders if it is too late to vote her back in. My thoughts exactly.

Melissa Joan Hart and Mark Ballas are back and she ended by falling down into the splits which looked AMAZING! Not even sure I could have done that myself. haha!

Now the judges are building up the drama talking about each of the final 3. Is it just me or is it boring so far? Anyways, our finalist come out to a dramatic song. They stand on little circular podiums on the dance floor. We again see their journey from their first meeting until the end. Kelly tearfully thanked Louis for helping her become the person she is today. He is teary too stating he was proud of her. Awww. They are dancing their very first dance - the Viennese Waltz. It is coming full circle for her right now and I love it! It was great. Len said out of all the dancers he will miss her the most. You can barely hear him over the crowd shouting “Kelly, Kelly….” Bruno said she has earned her place as a ballroom princess and she has found a new confidence that will serve her well. Carrie Ann said out of all seasons she doesn’t know if anyone has ever touched her as much as she has. Carrie Ann is teary and so I am. I am going to miss Kelly too…

Next up is Mya’s journey… She also thanks Dmitry but it isn’t very teary or emotional at all. They do their jive again where Dmitry is dresed up as a nerd. They did great. Loved it for a second time. Bruno called it sharp and slick stating from the beginning she has never dropped her standards. Carrie Ann called everything incredible and said she was a star. Len said they’ve had a few ups and downs but he’s never doubted her dance talents calling her fantastic.

Next is Don’s journey…gag…they are up dancing now - Argentine Tango. Kym hugs him tight and Marie looks like she is gonna cry b/c she is so proud. Carrie Ann can’t believe that is the last dance we are gonna see - she is so glad they chose this one b/c it was artistry in motion. Len said he’s traveled a rocky path - one dance pretty ugly, sometimes good, sometimes bad but he never lost his performance side. He thought he finished strong. Bruno called him the great performer totally in character tonight.

Now we are gonna get the judges rankings on the final dances. In 3rd place with 26 points - Kelly and Louis. 2nd place with 28 points is Mya and Dmitry. Donny and Kym are in first place for 30 points. Boo! He is being over dramatic. Kym Johnson might get her first win in the states. Boo! BTW, Sam was backstage talking to them and Kelly said it will be hard not to wake up and see Louis every day and she might just stalk him. hahaha!

Jerry Rice and Michael Irvin are gonna have a dance off. Can’t wait for that. LOL! But first Louis Vito and Chelsie Hightower are dancing together again but unfortunately Gag has to ruin it by singing their song “Puppy Love”. BOO! Why does Don have to be in everything? Why? They do their dance where he drops her and he didn’t drop her one bit. They did AWESOME! Sam says they couldn’t resist how they just danced and we know they aren’t dating but we can only hope. That is so right, Sam. I wish they were dating. Love those two.

Dancing the Paso Doble are Jerry Rice and Anna Trebunskaya vs. Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova. The boys come out carrying their girls and they dance to Monday Night Football theme. It is good to see Jerry back.He looks thinner though. They are all 4 on the floor going at it. Kinda fun! They swing the girls over the floor and then a gold football is thrown out which they fight over. Both Anna’s take it and run off with it. Len is gonna weigh in on who won this dance off… The judges thought Michael was the winner. He puts on a mirror ball trophy RING! He kisses it and totally rubs it in. They are just patronizing Michael. Battle of the bodies however went to Jerry Rice. haha!

Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff are up dancing and Miss Piggy is back. He is also wearing his Lucky Charms outfit aka Kermit the Frog. They ask what Aaron remembers the most about this experience - he said what he has learned..blah blah blah..he wants to inspire other young adults to do what is right. HUH?

Miss Piggy is backstage with Cloris Leachman, Jerry Springer and Steve Wozniak. Cloris wants her to get back b/c she doesn’t want to get swine flu. haha!  Is it just me or is this night just dragging on and on and on. Too many reliving season moments, recaps, etc. ahh! I will say that Miss Piggy is a much better interviewer than Sam - Sam better watch out her job might be in jeopardy.

Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas, Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough, Jerry Springer and Edyta Sliwinska, as well as Steve Wozniak are now taking the stage to do the dance off Mambo. This should be a hoot! Cloris is hilarious. Jerry Springer looks pretty good. What is funny is Tom Bergeron commentating about it.  First out is Cloris and Corky. Boo! :(  We don’t know if she will leave the floor or not. haha! During all that, Steve Wozniak was on the floor acting like he couldn’t get up. haha! Next out is Jerry and Edyta. I’m surprised at that. Leaving us with Joanna and Derek and Steve and Karina. Steve just did the worm across the floor and Karina was dying laughing about it. Me too! Derek switches partners and tries to get Steve on the floor to I guess do the worm, but Karina and Steve were voted out before that. Derek and Joanna are the winners again. They do a move at the end that Joanna normally does but she switched it and held Derek’s neck as he bounced his hips up and down. They had to tell him to stop b/c kids are watching. LMAO!

Whitney Houstin is back singing an oldie but a goodie…”I wanna dance with somebody” but it sure doesn’t sound the same. Our pros are back and I love it.  I just don’t think Whit sounds very good anymore. Wonder if the drugs did it to her voice or something. Lacey and Maks’ trick was awesome. Everyone is dancing really well tonight - real hardcore. LOL! Sam asked Macy Gray backstage if she could handle doing three dances like the finalists did and Macy said “well, we’ll never know…and the proceeded to talk so non-chalantly about the finalists.” It was so funny.

Now for the third place reveal… Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel. Crowd boo’d and Donny’s mouth dropped. BOO! Kelly’s brother is finally in the audience.  They dance their final dance. Awww! Darn it!

We are finally gonna see who wins tonight. ’bout time. This season has drug on with Gag in my face week after week. And now tonight has dragged on as well with recaps and reliving the past. Winners are Donny Osmond aka Gag and Kym Johnson. DAMN IT! He pulls his wife on stage with him. Kym looks jealous..ok maybe not. Mya is so happy that she made it to the finals. She is gracious and I’m severely disappointed in this outcome. Now his whole gag-o-maggot family is out on the dance floor. GAG ME! This is the first time I’ve been disappointed this much in a DWTS outcome. Until next season…can’t wait to the spring so that Donny can be knocked off his high horse. Oh and he brings out Marie to the stage..GAG! AHHH!

Dancing with the Stars Week 9: The Semi-Finals Results

Posted By: admin On: November 18, 2009 Comments: ( 0 )

Who will stay? Who will go? Will Gag stay or be ousted tonight? We shall see!!

Samantha looks great tonight in a sheer-esque black over one shoulder gown. Anyways enough about her - the encore dance belongs to Mya and Dmitry’s Salsa tonight. Here we go!! I love it! I have goosebumps tonight during this for some reason. They hit each other in the face it looked like when he slid to her at the end, but it was AWESOME! Judges are all on their feetsies.

Apparently Kelly forgot her solo and made it up on the fly. I thought it looked like she was posing a lot. haha! Nothing else was newsworthy in the recaps and backstage confessionals.

The elimination is happening already… those brats - they aren’t gonna tell us who is safe. You suck, Tom!

Sam has all the stars backstage and she asks them all questions and when she gets to Mya she talks about her wardrobe malfunctions and of course Gag has to interrupt with his saga. My cuz said it right - he requires soooo much attention. It is exhausting!

We have some live entertainment now and I am FF’ing through it. None of our pros are performing so why watch? I don’t have time for that. I am, however, looking forward to seeing Season 8’s Melissa Rycroft’s performance with Tony Dovolani. That will be a highlight of my night for sure.  Right now Alica Keys is performing. Never heard this song before but I actually LIKE IT ALOT! The song is called “Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart” fyi.

Now the stars are lip-syncing to “Under Pressure” by David Bowie. Gag is sooooo damn dramatic. It is frustrating to watch. The girls are cute!!

Front and center is Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough as well as Mya and Dmitry Chaplin which was last nights top scorers. Mya and Dmitry are in the finals. Joann and Derek we don’t know their fate yet. Boo!

Leona Lewis is up now. I do like her - she is singing her first single off her new album called “Happy.” This should be my theme song after reading the lyrics.

Center stage is now Donny Gag Me Osmond and Kym Johnson as well as Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel. Who is safe?? OMG - Donny is in the finals! WTH? I AM VERY VERY TICKED!

Celebrating their 50th anniversary is the Bee Gees and Melissa Rycroft will be out shortly to dance to this fantastic music. I need something to distract me from how ticked I am! BOO@GAG! They are singing “You Should be Dancing” Yeah! Bruno is over on the sidelines doing typical 70’s finger pointing dancing. Tony Dovolani and Cheryl Burke are out dancing as well as Chelsie Hightower and So You think You Can Dance and Carrie Ann’s old flame, Artem. Where’s Melissa? Hmmmm? I’m looking for her. Boy these Bee Gee’s never lose their high pitched voices do they? I have to say this is FUN!! Carrie Ann is shaking her groove thing. Ok here is Melissa. She comes in from the steps. She is barefoot. She danced with the pro girls and looked awesome. I must say that this was the BEST entertainment we’ve had this season! Loved it all!!!

We get to see backstage when the pros choreograph the all the group dances. I love seeing this stuff. We get to see all the pros bickering about the ideas that everyone has.

So we are gonna find out who stays and who goes. I’m guessing Joanna will be leaving us tonight which SUX b/c she deserves to be in the finals. DONNY DOES NOT! AHHH SO TICKED AGAIN! The Bee Gees can only distract for so long b/f  I return to my rage. And now..commercial break. I hate it when they do that.

Leaving us tonight is Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough. I am glad for Kelly and Louis though. So glad, but so upset about Joanna. This just isn’t right. Folks I can’t say it enough - next week - VOTE for anyone but Donny. Donny can NOT win this.

We are left with Derek and Joanna dancing their final dance for us instead of them just going out int he middle of the floor and everyone huddling around them we get to see their waltz again. Bittersweet! Makes me sad.

Dancing with the Stars Week 8 Results

Posted By: admin On: November 11, 2009 Comments: ( 1 )

The encore dance tonight is Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough with their futuristic Paso Doble. Woohoo! I really enjoyed this last night. Did even better tonight! Woot! They are wasting no time tonight. First safe couple is: Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough

And Geez - I don’t know how Mya sees with all that eye makeup on. Have you seen it? She keeps blinking. I can’t imagine.

Woohoo Dance Center is back with Kenny Mayne and Jerry Rice are getting down while Len comes in to join them. I love this already. I heard season 2’s Stacy Keibler will be on it too.

We are seeing recaps again. The one that stood out was Kelly and Louis after her foxtrot. They went to the confessional and they both cried like babies. She said she loved him and knows that that dance couldn’t have been betta’ (aka better)…I was using my British accent in writing.

Up singing now is Michael Buble. I kind of like him - sometimes. It depends on the song. I like his slower ones so I’m doubting I will like this one. It is upbeat. We shall see if our pros come out to dance. Hope so then I’ll watch. Yes Maks and Jonathon Roberts are out along with Anna Trebunskaya and Cheryl Burke. I think Cheryl and Maks should get together in real life - don’t you? Maks is kissing Cheryl’s cheek at the end really long. Hmmm…could get interesting.

Next safe couple is: Mya and Dmitry Chaplin

Dance Center - Here we go! This time they do NOT have glitter or makeup on their faces. I repeat - no glitter and makeup. haha! Kenny admits not watching any of the show and not being prepared for the show. They roast Joanna Krupa first. Kenny points out her weird laugh. Kenny is dogging on Derek’s sexy moves which they keep replaying over and over again. Next up is Gag Osmond.  They say he acts like a 3 year old on sugar. haha! They dog on him for kissing Bruno and Len is jealous of that. haha! Stacy Keibler is their backstage correspondent. They ask what is going on b/w Gag and Bruno. Bruno is sitting with him on the couch with his shirt open. LOL! Aaron Carter is roasted next. Kenny asked Len if he made Aaron cry. They say there is no crying in ballroom and dog on him about his pain thresh-hold being low. We see clips of him saying owwww all the time. Jerry compared him to a fragile snowflake. OMG - you just have to watch this just to get how funny it really is..although it has been funnier in past seasons.

Guess who is back?? Sabrina Bryan (season 5). America chose her - chose the dance (Paso Doble) - chose the costumes (a funky tiger print) - chose the song (Eye of the Tiger) - and chose her dance partner (Mark Ballas). Yeah - I knew Mark would be chosen b/c people loved them as a real life couple. Too bad they’ve broken up. Wonder how this will translate into their practices and on the dance floor. Here we go…WOW she is doing a solo on stage and looks amazing. They are awesome!!! I am in LOVE with this! They did this funky flip move and it was just so intricate that I had to rewind it just to get it. WOW AMAZING! She could be a pro out there! I only wish we could have seen their rehearsals. I love backstage stuff.

Michael BOOBle’ is back. Ok, I know his name isn’t spelled that way but that is what I think about everytime they say his name. He is singing one of his classics that I don’t like b/c it is too jazzy. Hopefully our pros will be out soon. Yeah some lady in yellow and some man I don’t know. I am fast forwarding thru this.

Next safe couple is: Donny Gag Osmond and Kym Johnson. BOO!

Bottom two are Kelly Osbourne and Aaron Carter. I’m guessing Aaron is leaving us tonight.

Susan Boyle is on singing her signature song “I dreamed a dream.” On the dance floor is Tony Dovolani and Chelsie Hightower who look amazing.

Kelly Osbourne is now being roasted on Dance Center. Kenny says she always gets away being so cute but she swears like a trucker. Then we see footage of her bleeping everything. haha! Len says “I’m telling you, that girl is lovely and anyone who says different is an absolute (bleep)”. haha! They try to roast Dmitry and Kenny said he could win the whole thing. Len keeps saying he is the pro. haha! Mya is up next. Len doesn’t like her gimmicks and Jerry says she can dust his house any day. Kenny says she has anger problems and we see her in practice hitting Dmitry (on accident of course). Kenny is getting on Len for saying that any of the rest of them can win. Kenny says that all of them have a chance to win b/c there are only 5 left. It is like saying that the three can sit in chairs right then. haha!  They pull out a little miniature dance floor with little pieces on it. Each piece has a pro and star’s face on it. They are spinning around and Kenny bumps it while saying earthquake. Whoever was left standing is the winner - no one was left standing but Kenny picked up Mya and says she wins. haha!

Ok so now we find out who will NOT be in the semi-finals. And we will find out after the commercial. AHHH! Shame on you for making us wait. Leaving us tonight is: Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff. That means Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel are IN the semi-finals. She jumped for joy on that and hugged Louis tight. Yayy! Karina looks pissed - she feels like it is her time to win it. haha! Len wants to commend him on his dedication and said he is an inspiration to all young people. Len said if he were his son he couldn’t be more proud of him. He shakes their hands and then goes back to center stage to dance with Karina.

Dancing with the Stars Week 7 Results

Posted By: admin On: November 4, 2009 Comments: ( 1 )

So Jo-Anne my faithful blog reader predicted that Michael Irvin and Gag aka Donny Osmond would go home. I ’bout died laughing when she called him Gag. haha! Good stuff. We shall see if her prediction comes true. I think Michael and Mark will go home. Hmmm…

Team Tango is kicking off the night for us as the encore dance. Go Team Tango!!

Derek Hough and Mark Ballas are gonna be our entertainment tonight. Oh and Colbie Caillat will also perform and I can honestly say I can’t stand her! Her songs suck!

First safe couple is: Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel. First couple in tonight’s bottom three is: Mark Dacascos and Lacey Schwimmer.

Colbie is on now - this wholesomeness really gets to me - ick! Edyta and Alec are dancing so I guess I’ll watch. Dang she is even worse live.

Next safe couple is: Gag and Kym. Boo! Next bottom three couple is: Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova.

Mark Ballas and Derek Hough aka Ballas Hough is performing for us now. This is full of dancing and lights. I didn’t know they were like this. I thought they were more acoustic. This is very techno. I wonder if they lip-syncing b/c of the amount of dancing they are doing. I really like this song though. Go Ballas Hough!

Maya and Dmitry Chaplin are safe. Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough are also safe. That means Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff are in the bottom 3. Yeah I told you that jive didn’t translate well over the TV.

Singing next is Rod Stewart.  Old guy still has it.

So we are now at the bottom three. Leaving us tonight is Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova. Bound to happen, right? In the dance off is Aaron Carter/Karina Smirnoff and Mark Dacascos and Lacey Schwimmer. I don’t even really think we need a dance off, do we? Based on last night’s scores Aaron should stay. I have a feeling the judges will agree.

First up dancing the Cha Cha Cha is Mark and Lacey. He does high splits off the judges table. He does a lot of gymnastics. He does seem loose though and his hips are good. I thought he did pretty good actually. Len thought it was top notch. Bruno loved the tricks. Carrie Ann loves that tonight he is back and Lacey too. She said they are back in top form.

Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff are dancing the jive and yes they just did the jive last night but this is a different routine. This is super fast and his kicks are fast, very light on his feet. Bruno said he can’t believe he is in this situation after last night’s jive. Carrie Ann thinks this jive is better than last night. Len said he is the comeback kid.

The judges are going to have a hard time, but I think it will be easy for them based on the history of the dancers. Mark will be going home tonight. It is unfortunate but that is how the cookie crumbles. We shall see if I am right.  The couple the judges saved is Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff. Mark and Lacey are history! Not surprised.

Dancing with the Stars Week 6 Results

Posted By: admin On: October 28, 2009 Comments: ( 3 )

Well another night another elimination - a double one that is. And first up is Taylor Swift who I think sounds horrible live. ICK! Dancers I don’t know so I am fast forwarding through this agony. Now more recaps. Nothing newsworthy here.

First safe couple is Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough. Joining them are Mark Dacascos and Lacey Schwimmer.

Next two safe couples are: Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson and Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff to which she gave out a blood curdling scream. ACK!

More entertainment and I couldn’t understand a thing Tom and Sam were saying - not sure who this is and since our pros aren’t gonna be out there, I don’t really care. You know what the drill is - fast forward.

The stars are once again designing the costumes. We see a bunch of craziness going on but you know that the costume designer will not allow them to go all crazy like they are talking.

The bottom three couples are about to be announced. Whoever has the lowest overall combined totals leaves right away. Whoever is left will go through the dance off and the judges decide. Anyways, next safe couple is Maya and Dmitry. Joining them are Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel.

The bottom three are just as I predicted. Louis and Chelsie, Melissa and Mark, and Michael and Anna.

Taylor is back singing one of her hits that again doesn’t sound too great live, but our pro’s are dancing so I will listen and watch. Tony Dovolani is back, Jonathon and Anna, Maks, and Edyta. Love them all.

Next we have professional athletes telling us about practicing, mental approaches, etc. etc. Nadia Comaneci, the gymnast, Greg Louganis the diver (so great to see him - I loved him in the 80’s), Bill Walton the NBA player.

Ok the couple first to go is… Melissa Joan Hart and Mark Ballas. Awww - boo! She was shocked actually and Mark just hugged her. That means Louis and Chelsie and Michael and Anna are in the dance off. I hope Michael and Anna go.

Here we go with the dance off. Louis looks a bit nervous rubbing his hands and such. First up is Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova. They are dancing the Samba. He is really shaking his hips and having fun out there. They did miss a hand in the beginning and towards the end they missed another one, but not bad. Len thought he came alive tonight. Bruno thought it was a fun party. Carrie Ann thought he did well on the personality part, but not technique.

Louis Vito and Chelsie Hightower are up now to try to impress the judges. I hope they do it because I am not ready to see them go yet. They are dancing the jive with hats on. I am surprised he is doing this because of the timing and quickness. They mess up too - with their turns. It wasn’t the best jive ever..not sure it was even good. He looks upset. Poor guy couldn’t handle the pressure. Boo! I’m sad. Bruno said he was impressed by a lot of content. Carrie Ann said it was a good jive, but said she expected more from both couples. Len agrees with Carrie Ann - he thought it was sharp and clean, but something really bad happened over there, but overall well done. Hmmm… I thought it was worse than that.

The judges have made their decision. Bruno wants to save Louis Vito and Chelsie Hightower. Len wants to save Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova. Carrie Ann wants to save Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova. BOO!!! I am so ticked off right now. Louis Vito and Chelsie Hightower are the second victim of the double elimination. Hiss!!!!!!!!

Dancing with the Stars Week 5 Results

Posted By: admin On: October 21, 2009 Comments: ( 1 )

The stars are already in their spots - ready to be kicked off I guess. I’m shocked they are already in position. Maybe they are going to speed things up tonight or maybe it is just for show. Samantha is in royal blue and her hair is back. Yay. Nora Jones is our special guest tonight and will be doing two songs. She thrills me just about as much as Joss Stone. With the couples in position, does that mean we aren’t going to get an encore dance? Hmmm. Recaps and backstage confessionals are happening right now. Kelly Osbourne has some foot drama and had to go get her ankle examined. Tom tells us she suffered a sprained ankle and a contusion and provided she makes it through the elimination, she will continue dancing next week. The encore dance will be Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson. Boo Hiss! ick! I wanted to see the hustle again.

We are going to get a Michael Jackson tribute tonight. They are showing all the dances to his songs over past seasons right before we go to commercial. Also, the pros are going to get together and dance a tribute. Should be good from what I saw of the rehearsals last night. Gonna see some Thriller moves which I love.

Nora or Norah is up now and I am fast forwarding unless our pros that we know are dancing. And nope, people I don’t know.

We will now see who is safe..bout time. Mark Dacascos and Lacey Schwimmer, Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson, and Maya and Dmitry Chaplin are all safe. Are we surprised? Heck no!

Next we see a day in the life of the star on a Monday morning from arriving at the studio, makeup, eating, walking around, chilling, wardrobe, hanging out, red room, to show time.

Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough are in jeopardy. Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel are safe. Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff are also in jeopady. Aaron had a blank face on. Didn’t get that. Then they went back to him he was smiling and muttering something to Karina under his breath.

Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova are safe. Natalie Coughlin and Alec Mazo are in jeopardy tonight. Boo.

Nora(h) is back singing “Come Away With Me” and the only reason I am watching is because Jonathon Roberts and real wife Anna Trebunskaya are going to come out here shortly and put on a show. They look stunning. Aww, Tom just told us that “Come Away With Me” was their wedding song. Love it!

Louis Vito and Chelsie Hightower are safe. Woot! Guess he does get by on his cuteness. LOL! Melissa Joan Hart and Mark Ballas are in jeopardy. Wow - lots of the couples still in jeopardy have been near the top so this could be shocking.

Now the Michael Jackson tribute. His family is talking about him as well as our pros who are doing a lot of his moves. Latoya Jackson is up on stage introducing our pros who are dancing to his music. Mark and Derek have on sequined socks and a glove. “Man in the Mirror” is playing and I’ve got goose bumps. Thriller and Cheryl and Louis have this dance which I figured. I’ve got more goosebumps. Other pros are lurking out from smoke and the audience. They are doing the true thriller dance - and I love it! Wow that was awesome! Great job with this tribute!

We’re back with the 4 couples in jeopardy. Next safe couple is Melissa Joan Hart and Mark Ballas. Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa are also safe. The bottom two tonight are Aaron Carter/Karina Smirnoff and Natalie Coughlin/Alec Mazo. Len and Carrie Ann do not agree with the bottom 2. Karina looks miffed. She’s a pistol. Natalie Coughlin and Alec Mazo are leaving us tonight. BOO! I’m disappointed in this result, but seriously I have no room to complain because I did not vote. I will vote next week for sure.

Let me her your thoughts…shocked at the result? Did you expect it? Natalie is upset you can sure tell. I would be too - she said she loved it so much. Awww! She will be missed.

Dancing with the Stars Week 4 Results

Posted By: admin On: October 14, 2009 Comments: ( 1 )

Who will go tonight? My guess - Michael Irvin. We shall see. I hope my little Louis Vito is safe. Shakira is here tonight - woohoo! I hope she sings She-Wolf. I love that song. Samantha Harris is in red silk tonight - woowoo, Sam. Right now we are getting recaps and backstage confessionals. Anything that is funny or newsworthy to report, you can bet I’ll let you know.  Nah, nothing good here. Sorry. Encore dance tonight belongs to Melissa Joan Hart and Mark Ballas’ Charleston. Good for her!

Shakira is on and well she is not singing “She-Wolf” - boo! She does have 1 hot bod though. I’m not sure what this song is because I went to the ladies room as Sam was telling us, but it has an Asian flair to it and she has these little Asian women playing drums in the background. Very unique as Shakira always is.

Let’s get this show on the road - eliminate will ya? First two couples safe are: Maya and Dmitry Chaplin and Melissa Joan Hart and Mark Ballas. First couple in jeopardy is Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff. I’m not surprised at Aaron.

Our pros are dancing for us now. Dmitry, Louis, and Alec are up on stage and Cheryl, Edyta and Karina are now dancing with the hot men. They are showing us the Tango and I must say that Edyta and Alec are not very in sync with the other couples. Now they are doing the Paso Doble. Yeah it was just OK for me…

They are really hyping up the group hustle which will happen next week. Next week dances are the Argentine Tango and the Paso Doble which is why our pros just danced that for us. Moving right along…

Next couple safe is: Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel as well as Natalie Coughlin and Alec Mazo. Also back next week is Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough. Tom lets us know that all of the women are safe. One of the men is definitely going home tonight. Next safe couple are Mark Dacascos and Lacey Schwimmer. Joining them is Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova - boo - that blows my theory out of the water.

Shakira is back and she is singing “Hips Don’t Lie.” She is doing her traditional belly dance moves. Love it.

Next we see the real life fighting of the pros and stars. Drama Drama Drama. From the practices to the live show to the dramatic lights/music of the results show - the stars weigh in on what it is like. Anyways, more elimination stuff which is why we are here, right? Next safe couple is Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson. We will find out if little Louis is safe after the break. Boo - I wanna know now. We’re back from commercial and Samantha and Tom are telling us what the judges told us last night to build this thing up as usual. Finally the next safe couple is Louis Vito and Chelsie Hightower! WOOT! Chuck Liddell and Anna Trebunskaya are in the bottom two with Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff. Len thinks Aaron will better be able to cope with next week when they learn two dances. Leaving us tonight is Chuck Liddell and Anna Trebunskaya. I’m a bit disappointed with this outcome. I liked Chuck - LOTS! I wanted Aaron to go home.

Dancing with the Stars Week 3 Results

Posted By: admin On: October 7, 2009 Comments: ( 0 )

Samantha looks great tonight in black and her hair back to normal. Looking good, Sam. We get some recaps from last night. Of course they had to show the whole Donny gag me with a spoon airy fairy solo and his craziness with Bruno. Aaron cried in the confessional and Karina comforted him. Are we 10 years old, Aaron? Is your name Shannon Elizabeth, Aaron? No! Stop the crying then, Aaron! Len picked Chuck Liddell and Anna Trebunskaya’s Samba as the encore. Woot! Good thing he didn’t dance it like this last night because that was NOT good. It all started with him not pulling his sleeve off fast enough. I still think he’s a cutie pie. LOL!

They are teasing us about whether 1 or 2 stars will be leaving us tonight. They are referring to Tom DeLay pulling out of the competition because of his stress fractures. I hope he does pull out and then I hope they keep whoever was voted out tonight in the competition. That’s my 2 cents though. Anyways, Queen Latifah is in DA HOUSE! She looks awesome! Maksim and Cheryl are dancing to the Queen. They look awesome together. Isn’t Cheryl single and Maks now too? Hmmm…

So now we are finally gonna get on with the show - the men are going to find out if they are safe are in the bottom. Tom DeLay and Cheryl Burke are safe. BOO! Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova are in jeopardy. Chuck Liddell and Anna Trebunskaya are safe.

Tom and Cheryl are with Tom and Sam. Sam asked him if he can continue to dance. He says no - he can’t practice and he doesn’t want to embarrass Cheryl. Awww! They are dropping out of the competition. Tom told Tom that if he is feeling better by the time the season is over, they want him to come back and do the Texas 2 Step. But - we are still going to eliminate another couple. Boo!

Maya and Dmitry Chaplin are safe. Natalie Coughlin and Alec Mazo are also safe. Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough are in jeopardy.

Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson are safe. Louis Vito and Chelsie Hightower are also safe. WOOHOO! Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff are in jeopardy. Mark Dacascos and Lacey Schwimmer are safe.

The design the dance competition is back and apparently America chose Sabrina Bryan as the star they want back. That’s cool - I really thought they’d choose Helio Castroneves, but whatever. I like Sabrina and thought she was robbed on Season 5. We now have Jabberwalkies the winner of MTV’s Best Dance Crew. They are really good and they wear white masks all the time. Pretty earie, but awesome at the same time. Look at that, Mark Ballas and Lacey Schwimmer were apart of the Jabberwalkies wearing a mask and we didn’t even know it.

Queen Latifah is back singing to “Ease on Down the Road.”I just listened and didn’t watch it, but I did catch her dancing out of the corner of my eye.

Next we have a taped bit about statistics and who will win and I totally didn’t pay attention. Just filler to make this thing go an hour. We are back to determine who is safe and who is not. Debi Mazar and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are in jeopardy. Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel are safe as are Melissa Joan Hart and Mark Ballas.

Next safe couple out of the “in jeopardy” couples are Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough. Joining them are Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff. Michael Irvin and Debi Mazar in the bottom 2. Leaving us tonight is Debi Mazar and Maksim Chmerkovskiy. So, we lost 2 couples tonight - Tom DeLay and Cheryl Burke and Debi Mazar and Maksim Chmerkovskiy. Until next week…

Season 9 Week 2 Results

Posted By: admin On: September 30, 2009 Comments: ( 1 )

We’re baaaack! Oh wow - love Samantha’s dress, but her hair looks like she put her finger in a light socket…way frizzy, curly and big. I am not digging it. I like her with straight silky hair. We start the night off with recaps and backstage confessionals. I am fast forwarding through the recaps and listening to the confessionals, but there is nothing newsworthy to report ‘cept Kelly Osbourne said this week was crap for her. Baz wants to see Maya and Dmitry’s jive tonight as the encore dance. It was great even a second time. Woot!

The first three couples that are safe are: Donny “gag” Osmond and Kym Johnson, Maya and Dmitry Chaplin, Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff. No surprises there - those were the top scorers from last night. This week the scores are closer than they’ve ever been so we might have an upset. Let’s hope not!

Joss Stone is performing and 2 pros that I don’t know. I also do not like Joss’ voice so I will probably fast forward through this bit. Yes that is exactly what I’m doing.

Now we get to see the training center where everyone gets to practice. They all fight for the big room that has the stairs where the judges sit. All the walls are painted crazy colors. All the stars spy on each other. Chuck Liddell was up in the raptors spying on Michael and Anna. Derek busts in on Alec and Natalie which was hilarious. Aaron stole someone’s boombox. I didn’t realize how much fun they had during rehearsals as all we see is the grueling work they put in. Glad they have some time for fun and I like seeing them backstage. Something different…

Mark Dacascos and Lacey are safe as are Natalie Coughlin and Alec Mazo. Debi Mazar and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are in jeopardy.

Now more “entertainment” for me to fast forward through. This time it is cutesy Selena Gomez who is singing a song I have no idea what it is.. But wait - here comes Derek Hough and Karina Smirnoff so I won’t be fast forwarding through this bit. I love me some pros - our normal pro’s not pro’s like above that we know nothing about. Karina’s butt cheeks are peeking through a bit with her outfit. Hmmm…

Up on the stage now are the couples that received just 20 points from the judges. We will receive their fate according to Tom. Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough are safe. Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova are also safe.

Next up on the stage are the couples that received 19 points from the judges. Chuck Liddell and Anna Trebunskaya are safe. Melissa Joan Hart and Mark Ballas are also safe. Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel are safe as well. Louis Vito and Chelsie Hightower are in jeopardy. BOO!

Next we have a taped bit about the stars bad habits and how the pros try to break them of that. I wasn’t paying any attention. Now we have more entertainment with USC Trojan Marching Band who apparently have albums out. Ok - hmm…I will not say anything at all about this bit. I’m bored. Going to grab a glass of wine.  The marching band was playing “Get down tonight.” Ya know, do a little dance, make a little love - marching band style. Not my style I do know that. Ugh - I just sat down with my glass of wine and Joss is back. Luckily we have our very own pros taking the edge off. Dmitry, Anna, Louis and Cheryl are keeping me entertained whie I sip on some Oliver Soft Red wine. The wine is yummy. In case you were interested she is singing “Son of a Preacher Man.”

Tom DeLay and Cheryl Burke are safe now. Kathy Ireland and Tony Dovolani are in jeopardy. Dum Dum Dum. Tonight they are going to reveal who is truly in the bottom 2. Woohoo I say! They should do that every week and give the couples a wake up call.

Now we have all 3 couples who are jeopardy on stage while Sam and Tom tells us one more time what the judges told us last night. Next safe couple is Louis Vito and Chelsie Hightower. Yayy! That leaves us with the bottom 2 of Debi Mazar and Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Kathy Ireland and Tony Dovolani. Leaving us tonight are Kathy Ireland and Tony Dovolani. Let’s face it - she just wasn’t cut out for this. Poor Tony - is he ever gonna win?

Dancing with the Stars Week 1 Results

Posted By: admin On: September 28, 2009 Comments: ( 2 )

This will be short and sweet simply because week 2 is coming on tonight. Busy busy time for me  - so blogging has taken a back seat. Here we go quickly…

Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel were asked to do the encore dance. An encore dance this soon? hmmm…did we not have any entertainment or Macy’s dancers to fill that slot. LOL! I actually like the encore dances though and think we could have a little less special entertainment if you know what I mean. As Kelly and Louis were finishing and did their special trick at the end I saw her mouth to Louis “I didn’t take my foot off the ground.” She was referring to the “lift” that Carrie Ann called her out on the night before. Anyways - they were just as beautiful as ever.

First safe couple is Chelsie Hightower and Louie Vito (I had to look up his last name again, darn it) . Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff are also safe.

Well apparently our special entertainment hasn’t gone away completely. Shawn or Sean Kingston is now singing and I am fast forwarding. Nice that his album is dropping tomorow - perfect timing.

We now get a taped bit about “the Loser’s Club” which consists of people who got voted off first. LOL! It was actually pretty funny. Good times!

Next safe couple is Mark Dacascos and Lacey Schwimmer. Also safe are Chuck Liddell and Anna Trebunskaya. Wow, another safe couple (they are revealing a lot) are Donny “Gag” Osmond and Kym Johnson. And after commercial we are gonna get a tribute to Patrick Swayze. Awwww! I love Patrick!

We are now gonna find out who of the men are leaving us. Next 2 safe couples are Tom DeLay and Cheryl Burke. Leaving us out of the men are Ashley Hamilton and Edyta Sliwinska. Dang, is Edyta ever gonna win? That means Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova are safe as well.

Now we get the world premier video of Miley Cyrus’ video - as if I care. Fast Forwarding!!!! Tired of this filler stuff. The results could be 3o min if we didn’t have it, ya know, ABC! Courtney Cox is in the audience promoting her new show. Love me some Courtney!

Next 2 safe couples for the women are: Natalie Coughlin and Alec Mazo as well as Maya and Dmitry Chaplin.

Next taped bit is Adam Corolla coming in on his unicycle giving the men a pep talk. He wants the men to win this season! Adam asked Donny if he brought any smelling salts as Osmonds are prone to faint and then he said btw, Donny, you are 51, when can we start calling you Don? LMAO! He said some other funny stuff and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Macy’s dancers are back are performing Circle of Life from the Lion King. Sorry - no time for this  - fast forwarding.

Next 3 safe women are: Melissa Joan Hart and Mark Ballas, Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough, Debi Mazar and Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

Tribute to Patrick Swayzee is up next - awww - am I gonna cry? Probably I’m so incredibly emotional these days. Our pros are dancing and are starting off with “She’s like the Wind” which is the song he sang for Dirty Dancing. Chelsie and Dmitry start us off. It is beautiful. Next is a tribute to Ghost with “Unchained Melody.” Real life married couple, Jonathon Roberts and Anna Trebunskaya are dancing for us now.  “The Time of My Life” is up and Cheryl and Tony are showing us the same dance they did in the movie. I am getting chills. Here come the tears. I’m guessing I will never be able to watch Dirty Dancing again without crying. Cheryl just did the lift. Awww - that was great!

Next back to the results - Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel as well as Kathy Ireland and Tony Dovolani are also safe. Macy Gray and Jonathon Roberts are leaving us.

I’m not surprised at either Ashley or Macy leaving.  Are you with me?