Dancing With The Stars Results Wk. 5

Posted By: Bridget On: April 16, 2008 Comments: ( 0 )

By: Bridget 
 



Back for another results show with James Blunt performing, terribly exciting. It is funny that Samantha Harris referred to it as, “another action packed results show.” Action packed?? Not so much action packed, but usually fun no less. The backstage stuff with Marlee Matlin crying and apologizing makes me very sad. I don’t feel as bad for Shannon Elizabeth and her tears. We get to see Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas perform again, it is honestly about time for them-they deserve it.

Backstage Samantha Harris interviews Shannon Elizabeth and Marlee Matlin. Shannon makes excuses and tries to hold back the tears. Marlee Matlin makes jokes and does not make excuses, she shows an awful lot more dignity than Ms. Elizabeth. Someone named Oza Motley or something is performing, I don’t know who they are but I am liking the sound. Tom Bergeron said pretty much all of the professionals were going to dance to this and they come out with lots of Latin flair. This whole thing is swell, for a group number that is!!

First safe couple, Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas, do you think they were nervous because the last two encore dancers have been ousted? Doubt it. Ooh, Cristian de la Fuente and Cheryl Burke are in the bottom two, uh oh!

More children on parade trying to act like adults, and you thought those zany polygamists in Texas were tough on kids! The kiddies, Dimitri and Michelle are doing the jive. Listen, I’m all for kids doing extra curricular stuff, but to compete at this kind of level, I’m just not sure kids need to deal with that kind of pressure. I have a very hard time watching this. Jeryd and Cara, equally cute kids are doing the cha cha cha. That’s all I am going to say about it. Jeryd & Cara will be back again.

Next safe couple, wait no-the teleprompter jumped ahead and Tom had to back track, he is playing it off in a very funny way. They do a montage about pre show jitters. Mario uses it as an excuse to show his muscles and Derek to plug his musical career.

Next safe couple is Jason Taylor and Edyta Sliwinska. Also, not terribly surprising.

James Blunt performs. I don’t get this guy, I guess he is an ok singer and all that but it is just not my style. The dancing is fabulous, love seeing all of the crazy lifts! Also safe are Mario & Karina Smirnoff and Marissa Jaret Winokur & Tony Dovolani.

Also safe are Shannon Elizabeth & Derek Hough and Marlee Matlin & Fabian Sanchez. That leaves Priscilla Presley & Louis Van Amstel in the bottom two with Cristian & Cheryl. So who does America like better, the Latin lover or the King’s wife???? I guess we like to Latin lover more because Priscilla & Louis have to say good bye, I feel bad for the old cougar!
 

Latin Week 5 Results

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By: Alyssa 




We’ll get to see if Priscilla Presley is doomed tonight. I have a feeling that she is, but Marlee Matlin could be in trouble too. Could they be the bottom 2 tonight? We’ll see. 

We get to see the backstage confessionals. Marlee Matlin was devastated while Fabian said he wasn’t disappointed in her. Chery Burke and Cristian de la Fuente said they couldn’t get any sexier without it having to turn into Dancing with the Stars After Dark. Shannon Elizabeth was visibly upset saying she couldn’t do it any better. Priscilla Presley talked about her missed turn again and they show us what she meant and it was obvious. Marissa and Tony were elated and she couldn’t stop the tears of joy. Mario was excited about his score and said if he got all 10’s he’d weep. LOL!

I was suprised that Marissa Jaret Winokur and Tony Dovolani weren’t asked to dance the encore dance. Sure, Kristi Yamaguchi was good, but I thought Marissa was better. Oh well - Marissa will be featured here at www.starsdancingontv.com in the upper right hand corner.

Shannon Elizabeth and Marlee Matlin was backstage with Samantha. Shannon Elizabeth said she felt she did her best and she was visibly disappointed. Marlee Matlin said she’d strangle Samantha if she were to leave - LOL! But then changed it to Tom. Marlee said she’d leave here with pride if she were to leave, but hope she can stay and said she’d learn from this and do better next time. Tom said “Marlee Matlin, she threatens murder and you applaud her. LOL!

Ok, now we are “treated’ to some type of street wannabe marching band? They play some Mexican music and I bet my Mom is just dying. As the band plays we see Edyta Sliwinksa, Anna Trebunskaya, Kym Johnson, Karina Smirnoff as well as Derek Hough, Louis Van Amstel, Jonathon Roberts and Fabian Sanchez dance which was the highlight of the whole thing for me. We now get to see a recap and more confessionals. Marlee said hers sucked. Priscilla said she needs more than a glass of wine after that performance. Shannon said we got 23, I hope we don’t go home while in tears. Marissa asked “can we make out?” while Tony laughed. Mario screamed 27 while Karina shouted ‘poopie’ over and over again. Mark and Kristi rapped Yamalicious, but Mark had problems spelling it. They were singing it to Fergie’s Fergalicious.

The first couple saved was Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas - not a big shocker at all. The first couple in the bottom 2 was Cristian de la Fuente and Cheryl Burke. DANG! That’s a shocker.

We’re back from commercial and are treated to kids. I didn’t watch last weeks results show so I’m not sure what this is - some type of kid’s competition. Kind of cute, but kind of disturbing. Did you hear these kids talk? They sound like little adults - they said they don’t blame each other and they win and lose as a couple. Hmmmm. I’m weirded out. The first pair of 10 year olds danced the jive and they were really good. They get judged by the judges rather softly I must say, but that is how kids need to be judged. The next kids couple is 8 and 10 years old. They dance the cha cha cha and rather fastly. I swear they look like mini adults out there. It’s just craziness.

I have to say this and poke fun as Samantha asked one of the pair of the little tykes how many episodes they have saved on their “tape recorder” huh? Tape recorder? I know what  tape recorder is because I was born in the late 70’s, but those little tykes don’t. You’re weird, Samantha - not a good ab libber, but she does look stunning in violet tonight. She does have her looks going for her that is for sure.

Tom started to reveal another saved couple, but the teleprompter was way ahead - and he caught it and was going off on the teleprompter operator - LOL! It was a funny, unplanned event. After all the teleprompter business we see a taped package of what the contestants do behind the scenes before a show. On show day, Marissa says she gets really excited and she goes to her trailer to calm down. Um, when aren’t you excited, Marissa? Priscilla goes into her trailer and does Yoga while she visualizes every step of the dance. Guess you didn’t visualize that missed turn, huh Priscilla? Mario does exercises. Shannon gets nervous an hour before they go live so Derek plays the guitar and sings for her. 1 2 3 AWWWW! Marlee Matlin likes being with her kids before a show. Kristi Yamaguchi finds a quiet corner and mentally prepares which is what she did before her ice skating events. Jason Taylor says he has extra time because he doesn’t have to get his hair done, ya know, because he’s bald. We see him outside throwing around the football with Cristian de la Fuente. I liked this package - always like the behind the scenes stuff.

Next couple saved is Jason Taylor and Edyta Sliwinska. And now an extra long commercial break. Grammy nominated, James Blunt sang his new single called “Carry You Home” while some unknown dancers dance. The unknown dancers are pretty good in doing lots of lifts and tricks. James Blunt looks a bit scary when he sings and he needs to really stretch for those notes. I know - because I’m a singer. Yep, I’m not lyin’, I am.  Dang those unknown dancers especially the girl is twisting and slithering all over her male partner’s shoulders. She looks like a red and white human snake.

Cristian de la Fuente and Cheryl Burke (bottom 2) are backstage with Samantha. Cristian is upset and sad and calls Cheryl the best dancer. Cristian really wants to stay because he wants the challenge. It was a really downer of an interview.

Tom Bergeron revealed the next 2 saved couples. Mario and Karina Smirnoff and Marissa Jaret Winokur and Tony Dovolani. She is of course excited. Derek is hugging Shannon like they are a couple. I’m sorry, but they just look like it. Why am I apologizing? - I’m not sorry. I love it! Will Derek Hough carry the torch of the whole “I’m dating my dance partner” fiasco that his sister Julianne always has to go through every single season. First it was Apolo Anton Ohno and then Helio Castroneves. Funny how Adam Carolla never got the honor or “dating” Julianne. Was he just not good looking enough or did it have to do with the fact that he is married? I don’t know - you decide.

The next saved couple is Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough. She looks relieved and humbled. Marlee Matlin and Fabian Sanchez are also safe which leaves Louis Van Amstel and Priscilla Presley in the bottom 2. I’m sorry, but Marlee Matlin should have been in the bottom 2, not Cristian. Tom starts the “scary music” and we learn that the couple leaving us tonight is Priscilla Presley and Louis Van Amstel. The judges are on their feet. Priscilla reveals that she DOES NOT have a psychic hotline - oh lord, people actually believed that? Crazy people in this country. We didn’t get to see her and Louis do their final dance because she was talking the whole time. So we’ll leave it at that - bye bye to Priscilla Presley and Louis Van Amstel. I really thought they had a chance, but the last 2 weeks have not been great. We’ll miss ya both!

Dancing With The Stars Results Wk. 4

Posted By: Bridget On: April 9, 2008 Comments: ( 0 )

By: Bridget




Welcome to the results show and Samantha Harris’ breasts, yowsers! They are opening with Sheryl Crow, which is great because I like her tunes, especially this old school one. I don’t see it as much of a ballroom dance song but the gang is pulling off something cute. I think it is Tony Dovolani, Edyta Sliwinska, Kim Johnson, and Fabian Sanchez. It’s great that the professional dancers get more of an entrance applause than Ms. Crow did. Recap nation after the singing. Priscilla Presley copped to lifting her legs off the floor in the so-called lift last night, she said she liked the feeling of both of her feet off the floor, whatever. Marissa Jaret Winokur and Tony Dovolani forced some fake laughs backstage, hate her. Mormon Julianne Hough said “screw the judges” and Adam Carolla said it might be a good idea if you want to get some higher scores, he is so very funny.

Awesome, Adam Carolla and Julianne Hough are doing their unicycled Paso Doble for the encore performance. I actually really love how the judges are having some fun with these encore dances this season. Especially because I got to see Steve Guttenberg and Adam Carolla in the encore dance. After the dance, Tom said there was not a dry eye in the house, tee hee. Cut to Samantha interviewing Marissa & Tony and Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough, she questions the last two about their obvious chemistry. Derek plays it off by calling Shannon beautiful while the other dancers chanted, kiss her, kiss her behind them.

First safe couples are Jason Taylor and Edyta Sliwinska and Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas, I’m sure no one was surprised by that.

Next we get to see some little kids dancing. They are very serious about ballroom dancing, they said they wanted to be great doing the Samba, they wanted to look like adults. That comment makes me a little sad. They are dancing to a song from The Little Mermaid, which is cute once the band got it right. The dance is cute, but still, for me, a bit sad. Tom got on his knees to be on their level to interview them, the judges were very sweet to them. Kids are cute. Their competitors are two eight year olds who are also cute. The little boy, Aaron said that sometimes his partner doesn’t annoy him!!! The little boy is adorable. They are doing the Paso Doble, which eight year olds should not be doing, in my humble opinion. Again, Tom was great with them and the judges were great. The judges pick Aarron and Richelle, the second couple, to come back and dance again.

Sheryl Crow is back, singing a new song that I have never heard. They do a montage about the professional dancers and their choreography for the musical acts. They only find out who is dancing with the musical act four days before the performance and they only get a few hours to rehearse. Big opportunity to show some more footage of Derek Hough’s injury.

Next safe couple is Marlee Matlin and Fabian Sanchez. Also safe are Cristian de la Fuente and Cheryl Burke, I hope they put some clothes on them next week. Mario and Karina Smirnoff are also safe, not good I thought it might be between him and Marissa this week.

Have I mentioned that the results show should only be a half an hour? I thought so.

Priscilla Presley and Louis Van Amstel are in the bottom two. Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough are safe and…oh crap, Adam Carolla and Julianne Hough are in the bottom two!! Annoying Marissa Jaret Winokur and Tony Dovolani are safe, but I hate her!!!

And we say good bye to…Adam Carolla, this stinks!!! Adam said he loved doing the show and he lost 20 lbs. and gained 105 lbs. of angel in Julianne, aww shucks. Then he plugged his movie, The Hammer, in theatres now!!

Dancing with the Stars Results Show Week 3

Posted By: admin On: April 2, 2008 Comments: ( 0 )

By: Alyssa




Backstage comments were funny for Adam and Julianne. He mentioned Carrie Ann’s comments about being sexy and he said if we both were single - she wouldn’t date me. LOL! Shannon Elizabeth said she threw up in her mouth after Derek said his heart was still beating fast. Derek was visibly grossed out at her comments. I’m so happy for Louis - he has come back stronger than ever and has a chance with Priscilla.

Samantha said Shannon Elizabeth’s comments in the confessional were TMI which means Too Much Information for those who don’t know what that means. I love how Samantha is getting caught up on current lingo.

Cheryl and Cristian de la Fuente were robbed of an encore dance. We have to sit here and watch Steve “The Gute” Guttenberg and Jonathon Roberts dance the tango. Yes, you heard me Steve and Jonathon - two guys. What is this show coming too? I wish we would have seen Jonathon in something else that shows how hairy he is - remember Steve kept commenting on the hairy part? Jonathon tried to do Anna’s trick at the end where he runs and slides into Steve’s arms and he botched it and they fell. Funny!!

We get a recap of who is in last place all the way up to first place which is a new concept for results show. Just a filler for the show. They did tell us Kristi and Mark have been #1 for three weeks in a row. Hmmm…Samantha reveals that the bottom 2 will be revealed tonight unlike previous shows. First couple saved is Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas not a suprise as well as Adam Carolla and Julianne Hough. Goody! I thought Adam was much improved. Let’s hope he keeps improving.

Kylie Minogue is the singing talent tonight singing her new single, All I See. She survived breast cancer and I’m wondering if that is why she is sportin’ that wig or it could be real - I dunno. I have to admit the singing was NOT that great. I’ve heard this girl before and she is way better than she was tonight. I’ll give her props because she looks great. I can’t say much for that hair.

Audience comments - Priscilla is beautiful. Shannon is amazing. Annoyance with Len because of how amazing Mario was. Judges were hard on Marissa. The Gute might be in jeopardy as well as Marlee’s name and Marissa’s name came up from the audience.

Next couple saved is Priscilla Presley and Louis Van Amstel as well as Marissa Jaret Winokur and Tony Dovolani. Could a favorite go home tonight? Tom is hinting at a possible suprise in store. Mario? Perhaps.

Samantha is backstage with the saved women - Kristi and Priscilla said you can’t be over confident and said Marissa was talking today like she was leaving. Priscilla said they are obviously very happy that Marissa is here. Adam said he wants to be here so he can plug his movie “The Hammer.” LOL! That’s what we expected. Because we expected that - he delivered. I love how he can make fun of himself.

We got to see a closer look at the stars who have some weird past-times to relieve stress - all fictitious. Jason Taylor likes to paint ships in a bottle. It was a bit weird, but hey if that is what floats your boat then go for it - no pun intended. Marlee worked as a volunteer police officer in a narcotics squad. This is dumb! Shannon Elizabeth said for the past 10 years she’s been president of the Macgyver Fan Club - OMG! Kristi said she has won some hot dog eating contests - she’s won the regional and sectional and currently training for the nationals. Priscilla has her own psychic hotline. We see her answering the phone - ugh - this is super corny. Marissa said her passion is surfing and catching that big wave is what it’s all about. Steve said after a long hard day in the studio he likes to go home and spit out some rap - we see him rapping with his crazy self about happiness. OMG! Cristian said he has his own pet otter and hopes to help endangered ones in Chile. Huh? Why were we subjected to that little bit. What a waste of time? Give me Kenny Mayne and Jerry Rice, please. We need some comedic relief.

Now we are watching the Macy’s dancers and it looks like Mary Poppins threw up on herself creating a yellow spew of a dress and hat. We get to see some barefoot soul dancers. I’m behind on my tivo so I am fast forwarding. I am hard to please tonight. Ugh! Let’s just see who is eliminated, please - can we?

After a very long - longer than usual commercial break we are back with Kylie Minogue singing one of her hottest dance hits “Can’t Get You Outta My Head” while Julianne Hough and Mark Ballas dance. This is more like it. Kylie is sportin’ a dominatrix type black outfit with a black cop hat. Whip it, Kylie - stretch out those chains, Kylie. LOL! Julianne and Mark come out in neon. They have neon shoelaces tying up these race car driver black boots. He has on a green neon sweatshirt without any sleeves. Now Julianne is dawning a cape - are they trying to show us Paso Doble as a possible teaser for tomorrow? Then they are back to doing freestyle. I honestly don’t know what style of dance they were doing. I did like it, however, and so did Kylie, who was all smiles. Tom tried to make a funny about Julianne’s cape referring to it as what she wears when she fights crime. Sorry not funny, Tom. You were on fire last night and not tonight. Sorry time - can’t win em every night.

Samantha was backstage with unsafe Cristian de la Fuente and Steve Guttenberg. Cristian says he always has his otters if he doesn’t continue in the competition and Steve says he’s a big believer that if you believe strong enough you can do it or whatever - gag! Steve also had to get in that he had dinner with the costume makers and said that the costumes on the show were amazing. He was obviously smoothing over Adam Carolla’s comments about the costumes last night and gay guys making them, etc. We then cut to Tom who said that Steve definitely has a future in the Peace Corps. You’re getting better, Tom.

Tom announced a new feature on ABC.com website - where viewers can submit their dance videos. Tom said “hasn’t that been done?” referring to America’s Funniest Home Videos. UGh - more filler and even more so with this match-making filler girl who analyzed the couples personalities saying Marissa and Tony both have dominant personalities and need to watch that - basically saying the same thing about Cristian and Cheryl. The match made in heavan according to this lady is Kristi and Mark. Duh - we already knew they’d be the couple to beat. Tom reminded us that she has never seen the couples dancing or any of the shows and was going by the compatibility tests. I’m gonna quit blogging about this because this is boring and no new information was divulged.

Next couple saved is Jason Taylor and Edyta Sliwinska (she said I told ya as they hugged). Marlee Matlin and Fabian Sanchez are also safe. Shannon Elizabeth looks around looking kind of scared and Cristian grabs Cheryl and gives her a big bear hug from behind. He also looks scared.

Steve Guttenberg, Cristian de la Fuente, Shannon Elizabeth and Mario are still in it waiting to see if they will be safe. Tom tells us that we still won’t be privy to the bottom 2 this week - I think they lied b/c they said we would this week. Get with the program, DWTS. Tom reveals that Cristian de la Fuente and Cheryl Burke are safe. Cheryl jumps up and down like crazy. Guess she thinks she can go to the end with him and win a 3rd time. Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough are also safe.

That leaves us with Mario and Karina Smirnoff and Steve Guttenberg and Anna Trebunskaya. Karina looks visibly scared. The couple going home tonight is Steve Guttenberg and Anna Trebunskaya. Mario was rocking back and forth nervously biting his lip. He is obviously relieved now. I’m sorry, but I feel Steve has been robbed. He had more to do on this show and he was NOT the worst dancer last night. Dang it! I’m a little perterbed at this decision. Guess I better vote next week. I’m sorry, Steve - you were robbed. I bet Bridget is bawling her eyes out. Her crush has been voted off the show. Boo!

Stay tuned to starsdancingontv.com as I will post all the Dancing with the Stars Videos from Week 3 as well as the music from Dancing with the Stars with clickable links so you can download them right to your i-pod or MP3 Player.

Dancing With The Stars Results Wk. 3

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Let me open by explaining that I have never, not once watched an episode of Survivor…oops!! Moving on to recap nation, I mean the results show. I’m really torn on who will be eliminated tonight, I think Marissa Jaret Winokur probably deserves to go, but like I said Mario might be in trouble. I’m glad it is exciting this week, not like last week which was super predictable.

They show some backstage business of Marissa and Tony and he did not even look at the camera, I think he was embarrassed. I can’t say that I blame him. Adam Carolla was very funny in the interview, talking about all the people who would not date him!! Shannon Elizabeth said she got so nervous that she threw up in her mouth a little, she’s a funny girl. Tom said that Shannon gets the over sharing award!!

The dance that we get to see again is…OMG!! this is soo funny, the Man-Go with Steve Guttenberg and Jonathan Roberts. This is too funny, I love it. I love that the guys can’t keep a straight face and staged a fall at the end. Then they acted all tough guy, hilarious.

First safe couples are Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas, no shock there. Yay!!! Also safe are Adam Carolla and Julianne Hough!!!

Kylie Minogue is performing, I haven’t heard much from her since Loc-o-motion. But I guess she’s some hot pop star now. This performance is boring, I think I am going to go to sleep. It sounds like the crowd cheering is a track, is that possible? Is she even singing live? The whole thing sounds recorded. Oh joy, she is coming back for another performance.

Sabrina Bryant does some audience commentary, not about Mark Ballas and Kristi Yamaguchi though…hmmm, trouble in paradise? Next safe is Priscilla Presley and Louis Van Amstel. Also safe are Marissa Jaret Winokur and Tony Dovolani. Samantha actually let out a “Yes!” when she announced that Marissa and Tony were safe, that’s how bad they are, they’re Samantha Harris’ favorites!!

Samantha attempts to interview the safe celebs but Adam takes over and makes it interesting. He also plugs his movie, “The Hammer.” He is so funny, I would love it if he won this thing.

Jason Taylor builds ships in a bottle, like he is eleven years old. Marlee Matlin is a volunteer policeman, now that is an interesting secret life!! Shannon Elizabeth is the president of the McGyver Fan Club, HILARIOUS!!! Kristi Yamaguchi has one some hot dog eating contest?? No this is all schtick, when they said Priscilla had her own psychic hotline I knew it was too much. Marissa as a surfer and The Gute as a rapper, it was funny to hear him try to rap. Cristian plugged Sea World again. Our funny man Adam Carolla did not participate, nor did Mario-I guess they are too cool for school.

Big group dance number, hated it.

Great after a half hour of commercials following that stinky dance performance I have to watch Kylie Minogue. She is like a singing stripper, Mark Ballas and Julianne Hough are supposed to dance, maybe that will keep me awake. They keep doing close ups of her lips which is really weird. The dance is cool, it is fun to see the pro’s do something so cutting edge. Tom referred to the costumes as Julianne’s crime fighting outfit, he’s so funny.

Steve plugs the costume designers, probably in an effort to diffuse Adam Carolla’s remarks from last night. I hope they don’t try to stifle him, it is way too funny.

Now they have some match maker on to do personality tests, her name is Dr. Pepper Swartz, I can’t trust someone whose name is Pepper. This is really not worth commenting on, except to say that she said the perfect match was Mark & Kristi, blah blah blah. Next safe couples are Jason Taylor and Edyta Sliwinska and Marlee Matlin and Fabian Sanchez. I’ll have to send my mom home with some more tissues.

This show has taken at least three hours. They are not going to tell us who is in the bottom two this week again, so it could have been Marissa, which would not have been a surprise. The next two are Cristian and Cheryl, who jumps up and down like a school girl, and Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough who act like grown ups. That leave Mario and Steve Guttenberg. Oh no, it is Steve Guttenberg and Anna Trebunskaya. This is way too sad…I can’t stand it. Poor Steve Guttenberg, I love him.

DWTS: The First Cut Is the Deepest

Posted By: admin On: March 26, 2008 Comments: ( 0 )

By: Alyssa




Tonight was a double elimination and I don’t normally start with the end in mind, but tonight I will. Bye Bye Penn Jillette and Monica Seles. I normally blog as I watch, but not tonight. I had better things to do which was work out while I watched. So, my laptop stayed upstairs on the couch (that couch potato) and I went downstairs and worked my big butt off while watching Dancing with the Stars.

So, I have to say I told ya so, because ya know I did. Read my last blog I did tell ya so. Bye Bye Bye to Monica and Jonathon and Penn and Kym. Sorry, but this was a little bit too predictable. I loved how they threw in Marissa Jaret Winokur and Christian de la Fuente as the Bottom two to make us think Penn and Monica were staying. Heck, I was kind of doubting the Monica elimination because I got to thinking well, people know the name Monica Seles more than Marissa Jaret Winokur so maybe Monica will stay. Well sorry, nope, the name had nothing to do with it - it was the dancing folks.

I felt this results show just was too drawn out tonight. Just get to it already. I mean c’mon two performances by the Jonas Brothers aka ‘Mmmm Bopping’ Hanson from the 90’s. All I know is those brothers have wayyyy too much hair. Hair on their head, hairy eyebrows, hairy sideburns - ick if you ask me. The one on the piano during their last song reminded me of Peter Brady singing “Time to Change” when his voice cracks all the time. I tell ya, the piano man will have a tough time after he goes through puberty. I honestly am sick of the Jonas Brothers because they are on the radio every damn morning - can I get away from them? Let’s hope so! Did you hear the teenie bopper screams in the audience tonight - ugh! But yeah, you’re right, Bridge, it does remind me when I was in love with Donnie from the New Kids on the Block. I don’t think I screamed like that though. I was more of a crier…ya know, the weepy little teenie bopper. Ahh..the memories.

And yes, thank God, someone agrees that Steve Guttenberg is a little too darn nice and making one sick. Gawd, is someone drugged up on a happy pill or something? Are you kidding me, man? Perhaps he is really like that, but I have a feeling drugs are involved. Oh, you know I’m only kidding - I don’t have proof, but one can’t be THAT happy all the time and love life like THAT all the time. Geez. If he is naturally like that more power to him and tell me what does that to you?

Let’s see - who else? I agree that Kristi Yamaguchi will have to step it up in the personality department. I am still shocked that she did so well in latin. I’m so happy that Adam Carolla and Julianne Hough were saved this week. I really want to see what Adam can pull out of that Frankenstein body of his. Oh and I had it picked (yep, read my last blog and weep, people) that Edyta and Jason would be dancing the encore dance. I had that pegged, baby. I kept going back and forth between Shannon Elizabeth and Jason Taylor, but I picked right. Am I just that good or is it becoming too predictable? Hmmm…the jury is still out on that. Can you tell that I’m feeling cocky tonight. I am. Sorry if you are offended. I’m not really sorry though.

I did like the Macy’s dancers - Macy’s has dancers? I don’t know what that whole Macy’s thing is, but oh well. It was a lot of acrobatics tonight and that tiny girl was just flying through the air. I bet it was really awesome to see that live. They danced to Meatloaf’s “I’d do anything for love, but I won’t do that.” I was thinking “you’re right, I won’t do that (referring to the acrobatics)”

I loved the Jive to the Jonas Brothers first song. Edyta, Tony, and the other two escapes me. I was thinking hmmm..poor Edyta can’t dance with her hubby this season. I’m sure he’ll be back during one of the group dances - just like Maksim will be. Let’s hope. I wonder if Maksim is missing this season or glad he doesn’t have to come up with the choreography week after week. I know one thing I don’t miss is his cockyiness (not sure if that was spelled right or not - it looks right).

The Jonas Brothers sang “When You Look Me In the Eyes” and Louis Van Amstel and Cheryl Burke did a Rhumba. It was sexy, fast, and sensual. I love Louis and Cheryl together. They dance a lot together on the tour so it is nice to see them do so on the show.

With the Rhumba and the Jive that were performed tonight are they giving us a preview of the dances from next week? Are we in for a treat in seeing Jason Taylor Jive? Hmmm? All I know is the Jive is my favorite dance followed closely by the Quick Step. I used to not like the quickstep because it just seemed like a lot of hopping and running around the stage, but Helio’s Quickstep in the banana outfit really made me appreciate and love that dance.

I can’t believe they didn’t give us Kenny Mayne - we got Cameron Mathison in his Superman costume. I bet Bridget was eatin’ it up, eh? I thought the bit was rather funny especially that “senior citizen” (I put that in quotes because she wasn’t old enough to be considered a senior citizen) who shook her stuff on camera. I was dying at that. All I could think of was my Mom and I know she’d never embarrass herself like that on camera. That poor lady! Then that lady who couldn’t say Cristian de la Fuente even after about 10 times. Cameron wasn’t overly obnoxious so it wasn’t a bad bit, but I would have appreciated seeing Kenny Mayne and Jerry Rice on Dance Center more. I just love those two. With Lisa Rinna added in it was super funny. Let’s hope we are treated to them again this season.

I’m really getting into this season - after two weeks in. So far my favorite to watch is Derek Hough and Shannon Elizabeth and Julianne and Adam (because you’ve just got to laugh everytime you look at them). I know that Adam Carolla won’t be around very long, but hey, let’s enjoy him while he is here. Oh, and of course I love Edyta Sliwinska and Jason Taylor. He certainly will give Kristi Yamaguchi a run for her money that is for sure. I didn’t see it coming with Jason, but boy is he easy on the eyes and a good dancer. I expect great things from him. It’s gonna be a great season.

Dancing With The Stars Results Wk. 2

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Apparently there was a recap episode on before tonights results show. I could not bare it, way too much recapping. Double elimination, Tom starts out the show, I guess Samantha is still getting blush on her cleavage. Dancers are going to fly tonight, whatever that means and the Jonas Brothers are going to perform. I’m letting my very excited tweens stay up to see them. More recaps for the opening and some backstage talk, Marissa Jaret Winokur looks like a drag queen with that hairstyle. Steve Guttenberg is so sticky sweet it is making me kind of sick.

The judges pick for an encore are Jason Taylor and Edyta Sliwinska. I agree that it was worth seeing again. I can see where people like him are going to be competition for Kristi Yamaguchi, Jason has some soul and real star power to his dances and Kristi might need to work on the personality factor to compete. Also, there the whole Jason being incredibly hot thing too!!!

Ooh first safe couple is Steve Guttenberg and Anna!!! I am so very happy, see personality does count! My daughter actually gasped when they showed the Jonas Brothers just now, it is a lot like how I used to react to the New Kids on The Block.

So these boys are going to sing an 80’s classic, parish the thought. They are remaking “Take On Me’ by Ah Ha (I think that is how you say it). It’s pretty good, they are not completely destroying a great song too much. There is some dancing going on in front with Anna & Jonathan who do a cool solo and Edyta & Tony, it was fun. My daughter does not Like Joe Jonas’ new haircut…I don’t know what his old haircut was…it stinks to be so uncool.

Samantha interviews the men backstage, she looks like a midget in between all of them. They all make fun of my little Steve Guttenberg, poor fake police man.

Back from the break, and the next safe couples are Jason Taylor & Edyta and Mario & Karina. No big surprises there, but I am happy! So the bottom three are Adam Carolla, Penn Jillette, and Cristian de la Fuente. Moving quickly to our bottom two the next safe couple are Adam & Julianne, yahoo!! That means that my least favorite dancer Penn Jillette is going to go home, I am sure of it. Cristian de la Fuente is way too good looking to be sent home on the first night and Penn, frankly, stinks. Of course, I’m right and Penn & Kim are out. At least we get to save Kym Johnson from having to dance weeks and weeks more with a horrible partner like the poor thing had to do with Jerry Springer. For the record, Penn has a daughter whose name is, and I’m not making this up, Moxie Crimefighter Jillette. Fun times.

On to the ladies and the first safe couple is Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough. I’m glad about them being safe, I think Shannon will turn out to be a dark horse. She improved a bit over the last two weeks and with those long legs she might be the next Stacy Keibler.

Cameron Mathison is on now doing his lame Superman schtick. I really want to vomit. Alright, already this was kind of, sort of, maybe a little tiny bit funny. But I still hate Mathison.

Flying group dance is up next. I don’t know who the choreographer is, but I am impressed that they are dancing to Meatloaf. Meatloaf does not get enough credit in professional dance! I hate to admit it but this dance was neat to watch. However, the females were smaller than my daughter, yikes!!!

Again with excitement at my house over the Jonas Brothers, who my children inform me are actually brothers, Joe, Kevin, & Nick. Lucky gene pool. They are singing a song that I heard once when I used my son’s i-pod at the gym, that was quite a work out. Cheryl Burke & Louis Van Amstel dance sexy while the preteens sing in the background. My kids informed me that the song is, “awesome.”

Safe couples are Marlee & Fabian and Kristi & Mark. Also, not surprising. Next safe couple is Priscilla Presley & Louis Van Amstel!! So the bottom two are Marissa Jaret Winokur and Monica Seles. I’m kind of hoping now that Marissa goes home, one ray of sunshine in Mr. Guttenberg is enough for this show. Even this incredibly long drawn out results show!!! And it is farewell to Monica & Jonathan. Did I call it or did I call it people???? Alyssa & I are getting awfully good at this, I hope next week is more challenging!
 

THE FINALE!!!

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By: Bridget

Heart beating fast…sweaty palms…nervous stomach…and that’s just me, imagine how the dancers feel!! Here we are at the finale and the remaining celebs and dancers are in costumes from earlier in the season. Helio is in his Dick Tracy outfit, that was a pretty great dance as I recall. During the recap they show Marie crying backstage…who cares. Hopefully they won’t keep us in suspense long about who is eliminated first. Samantha Harris interviews the finalists backstage, Marie makes lame jokes about what she is going to miss, Mel B. says it is the crew, Helio said it was Julianne and got all cutesy and funny when Samantha interrupted him, I really hope he wins.

Celine Dion is going to perform “My Heart Will Go On” before they announce the first loser. I know she is cheesy, but I love Celine Dion, I’m going to sit back and enjoy this. Edyta is dancing with some guy I don’t recognize, Cheryl Burke joins them, I can’t tell who her partner is either. Karina “new nose” Smirnoff and Tony Dovoloni join them. It’s like a reunion. I guess that is Mark Ballas with Cheryl Burke. Celine Dion applauds the dancers, I read that she would like to be on the show, but I think she is way too big a star.

The first result is…YES, YES, YES!!! Marie Osmond is out, woohoo. They get a standing ovation because everyone is so glad that she is not going to win!!! I know Alyssa is jumping up and down right now. I have to admit, Marie was clever and funny during the exit interview, she referred to hers as a Cinderella story and called the judges the three step-sisters. It was cute. Jonathan said that Marie told him in the beginning that, “I want to win this and I am going to work hard to do it.” I knew she was like that. They do their big breakout Tango, with some added lifts. Ta ta, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

After the break, we take a trip back to the beginning of the show and see some highlights of all of the celebs. Of course, they show Jennie Garth’s fall again. I’m sure they could not resist. Josie Marin and Alec Mazo are back with a Foxtrot, please tell me we are not going to see everyone again…I can’t deal with any more Mark Cuban and Cameron Mathison dances. This dance was as boring as the first time.

Next they do a funny montage of the final three’s backstage antics. Helio and Julianne are by far the cutest. Yeah, we have to sit through all of these dances again, I’m going to need more wine. Albert Reed and Anne Trebunskya did a great job though, it’s funny to see how this show works out, like I said all about popularity and he is soo Albert who?

More montage of the performances, lots of funny zingers. Fun with the lift controversy. Now they welcome Wayne Newton & Cheryl Burke. Wayne will not be dancing, as previoulsy reported on this site, because of a heart condition. So instead, they do an interview which is a little boring, Cheryl looked uncomfortable, Mr Las Vegas was self deprecating and cute.

On to another montage of the friends and family of the celebs, almost all the Spices and some Indy car drivers. Even Helio’s sister, who is beautiful, apparently she explained to Helio what sequins were-he looks great in them. Floyd Mayweather and Karina Smirnoff are here to chat, I guess he is preparing for a fight so he won’t be dancing either, my guess is it is more ego keeping him from dancing than a sore ankle.

Next up to “dance” for us is Mark Cuban and Kym Johnson doing their foxtrot, ugh. They go to a montage about the week they did that dance, or something the time line confused me. I guess it was the week Marie fainted also the week of the Sabrina Bryan and Mark Ballas elimination shocker. The Cheetah Girl is then back to dance again, showing us all how fabulous she really is. They get a standing ovation that the fabulous Tom Bergeron lets go on for a while, love him.

Samantha then interviews Drew Lachey and Apolo Anton Ohno, it’s pretty boring. After the break Jane Seymour and Tony Dovoloni are back doing the Viennese Waltz, the musical arrangement and singer are miserable. On to yet another montage, this show should really only be an hour. Cameron Mathison and Edyta are back, I refuse to watch this. They’re gone, I’m back in time to see Mathison take of his shirt, admittedly funny. Tom can’t get control, everyone is hooting and hollering. Drew & Bruno start to take off their pants before they talk about Bruno & Carrie’s upcoming show, it was all really funny. I am totally looking forward to their new show, Dance War Bruno vs. Carrie Ann.

Next up are Derek Hough and Jennie Garth, cute but I am so bored with all of this that I can’t concentrate. Finally we are done seeing the losers dance. Samantha plugs DWTS’ People’s Choice Award nomination, vote for them!!

Celine Dion is back doing a song from her new album which they intersperse with clips of the season shown in fuzzy 70’s porn style. I guess it is supposed to make us all weepy. The montage was swell, but the song was AMAZING!! Then on to another montage about Mel B. and Helio Castroneves, what else is there to see and say???

Finally we get to see the celebs and their partners dance their last dance. Mel B. and Maksim are going to do the Mambo, which they got two 10′a and a 9 from the hater Carrie last time. They do a really fabulous job, so incredibly spunky! I hope they get all 10’s, I think they deserve it. Len calls it incredible, Bruno truly magnificent, let’s see if Carrie is still riding the old cotton pony. And she is not, she loved it, she squealed!! I think it’s a perfect score. yep, a perfect 30…stiff competition for my new boyfriend Helio Castroneves.

Helio Castroneves and Julianne Hough are going to do their Quickstep again. Helio commentates with some race car driver lingo, so adorable. The dance is great. They kiss again for a long time, I’m totally jealous. The judges all love it, I think they also deserve a perfect score. Again with the perfect score!!

So it all comes down to the call in votes from last night. If only we knew who was in the bottom two. Tom kills some time by interviewing Josie Marin, Mark Cuban, Jane Seymour, and Jennie Garth-sort of. Tom Bergeron is great, have I mentioned that?

We are forced to sit through yet another montage before they announce the winner. This is a little out of control. Alright, here it is. The champions of Dancing With The Stars 2007 are HELIO CASTRONEVES AND JULIANNE HOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY, YAY, YAY!!! I’m ecstatic it was so worth waiting for, I love him, they totally deserve it! I feel a little sad for Mel B. and Maksim, but oh well. YAY HELIO!!! See you all next season!

Dancing with the Stars Finale Night - Winner Revealed

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By: Alyssa 

Who will win tonight? Tonight a champion will be crowned says Tom! Who? I am sooo sad, but happy at the same time. I’m sad that the show is ending, but happy to be watching and to see who wins. I’m a modge podge of emotions that is for sure.

The dancers have some familiar outfits on from favorite dances from the past season. Helio and Julianne have their “kiss” outfit on. We get to see recaps from last night and we finally find out that Mel B. forgot her freestyle steps and freestyled the freestyle dance - which is what they were talking about last night. We got to see Helio and Julianne do their racecar dance again and I am sitting here crying. I can barely see to type. I just love those two and I hate for this to end. Samantha asked them who they were going to miss and Helio said Julianne and was interrupted by Mel B. stating she forgot to say she’ll miss Maks. Helio gets “mad” stating he’s talking now and it is his turn. He throws his hat down and walks off, but comes back smiling. It was a cute routine and doesn’t look planned or staged.

We get to see Celine Dion as she sings all elegantly dressed in navy. She sings “My heart will go on”. Edyta and Alec, husband and wife dance first and they are beautiful. Mark Ballas and Cheryl Burke come out 2nd and are equally as gorgeous.  Here comes Tony Dovolani and Karina Smirnoff doing a big lift as she spreads em up in the air. She’s in purple and looks very pretty and flowing. The three couples come back out and dance together, but as couples though. It was beautiful and Celine even claps for the dancers.

We’re back from commercial break and the couples are up on stage where the dreaded red lights are. I guess it is time to find out who is in 3rd place. Please let it be Marie Osmond. Ahhh..the drama. I’m nervous! Marie and Jonathon are leaving! YES! Third place, baby! That’s right. First prediction - correct! She is thanking Jonathon and it is like a cinderella story with her prince Jonathon. She called the judges the stepsisters. As Samantha talks, she interrupts pointing her finger at the judges saying “I don’t care what you said, I am a dancer.” Again, Samantha Harris is interrupted by Marie. Must be tough to be Samantha and no wonder she was cutting off Marie last night. We get to stroll down memory lane seeing Marie’s journey. She said that the show gave her something to count on during all the chaos - she says this through tears. She has had quite the journey that is for sure.

Right now they are dancing their farewell dance - the tango. This is the perfect dance to do when you are mad and she quite possibly could be with her 3rd place finish. But, she is an Osmond, so I doubt that highly.

We get to see one more dance for Helio and Mel B. and the judges will score them on it adding to their total score with America and last nights judges scores. I can’t tell if the dance will be a familiar one or not, but both have on outfits that we’ve seen before. We’ll see.

We’re back and see a trip down memory lane from Drew Lachey co-hosting, to bad dancer Josie Maran, Albert Reed - people I forgot. Jennie Garth’s fall - her crying. More bad dancing by Wayne - ahhh..the memories.

Alex Mazo and Josie Maran are back dancing the dance that kicked them off - the foxtrot. Let’s see if she has improved with no stakes this time around. She looks pretty with her long hair.  She’s very cute and Alex looks like he is proud of her. She got a standing Ovation. That’s nice!

We get to see the laughs now starting with Marie and Jonathon. She downs a bottle of water - oh that is hilarious - NOT! Next up is Mel and Maks who are pretty funny actually. Mel B. is quite the character. She stated “I ballroomed my hair and he said good, ballroom your ass.” We get a montage of Maks belching all the time. Gross. Helio and Julianne are up and Helio talks to his feet seperately - LOL! Helio blows or does something on paper with his mouth making whistling type noises and the camera cuts to Julianne who is spitting up water because she’s laughing. Julianne then kisses Helio on the cheek.

We are now treated to Albert Reed dancing his Elvis number that got him kicked off the show. Albert wasn’t too bad especially on this dance, but he just doesn’t have a fan base. OMG I just saw him do the sprinkler rather violently. I hadn’t noticed it before really. Maybe they put some new moves in the dance because he just lifted Anna. He did so well and oh looky Apolo Anton Ohno is in the crowd. Awesome! Tom mentions to Albert how surprised he was that Albert was voted off and Albert said they were too..hehe! Anna commented that he really worked on the sprinkler - yeah baby!

We now see how the women dominated the men. Yep, exactly what I like to hear. It is about time, eh? We see Sabrina obviously and then Jennie Garth’s tango. Jane’s tango is shown too and then we see Jane backstage crying since that was the week she had to dance when she lost her mom.  We see the lift controversy all over again - with Carrie Ann. We get to see Bridget’s favorite - Cameron Mathison do his superman routine again. Mean Floyd is back stating his scores better change and he means it - that Floyd’s violent on AND off the dance floor.

Wayne Newton and Cheryl are up next, but because of his heart condition they can’t dance. AWWW! He talks about how he is doing - he blamed it on the doctors and he said he thinks the doctors have seen him dance. Samantha brings up the fact that he is going on the tour this winter. Cheryl is asked what they are going through backstage waiting to see who wins and she said a mix of emotions, but most of all they can’t wait to party tonight.

Friends and family are brought up. The other Mel from the Spice Girls is showing her support for Mel B. Helio’s fellow racecar drivers are interviewed and they laughed at first, but now they love it. Helio’s sister is on there and she sounds and looks just like him. She’s cute. Maksim talks about Mel about how much he loves and respects her. Roger Penske is interviewed stating Helio will go all the way and do what it takes to win. Maks speaks so well of Mel B. - it is really nice to see. Oh wow - we see Lisa Rinna and her hubby, Harry Hamlin are sitting in the audience. I love seeing past contestants back. It really gives it the family feel, ya know.

Karina Smirnoff and Floyd Mayweather are up and they aren’t dancing tonight either. He mentions he has gone through lots of training - his ankle is tender and he can’t dance. WAAAH! He plugs his upcoming fight. He probably doesn’t want to since the man he is fighting was making fun of him on the dance floor - ya know, talking smack. Oh well - not like I am missing anything.

Next on the dance floor is Mark Cuban and Kym Johnson dancing their foxtrot. He’s up to the old face tricks again. He sings and sticks his tongue out.  They add a lift to the dance too. They did it beautifully.  We see Wayne and Floyd on the sidelines and Floyd is rockin’ out over there. Geez.  Mark looks overly happy tonight. Tom said they were eliminated at the most talked about point of the season - why is that? We see the hotness that is latin week - and Marie fainting again. We get to see the stars as they watch backstage - Mel B. screams out “she’s fainted” and Sabrina drops something out of her hand. Never before seen footage. We see Sabrina leaving again - Carrie Ann crying as well as Marie. Awww..how sad that Sabrina got eliminated.

Sabrina and Mark are up next dancing their cha cha cha and oh remember they are in love. It is nice seeing them dance now knowing they are in love. When they end he looks like he is going to lean in and give her a kiss, but he opts for a forehead kiss. How sweet. The crowd cheers loud and Tom can’t even get a word in. Tom plugs the tour and mentions Sabrina and Mark will be on the tour too - yayy - hope they come to Indianapolis where I will be.

Samantha interviews Drew and Apolo; former winners. She mentions how Drew filled in for her and then asked him about the caliber of this season - he said this was the best season ever. Apolo said that the contestants are probably feeling relief right now, but feels like everyone should feel accomplished when they are done with the show and that can transform into everyday life. We’re taking backstage and see Maks/Mel and Julianne/Helio practicing their favorite dance of the season. I can’t remember Mel’s - although I do know she danced the dance well based on the dress she is wearing. Helio and Julianne chose the yellow banana kiss dance that everyone was talking about. Yay! The question is, will they kiss or won’t they? We’ll see. Also, Tom said they’ve added some tricks to them - so they should be even better. I can’t wait.

Jane Seymour and Tony Dovolani are on the floor now that we’ve come back from commercial. Some ladies are screaming out in the crowd - I guess glad to see Jane. They dance to “Piano Man” and she moves whistfully across the floor adding in some lifts - Yep, Carrie Ann, that was a lift. hehe! I got teary watching that. I am really going to miss this season’s cast. They blow kisses to the judges as if to say “Kiss it! I just did a lift” You get em Jane.

We relive the drama of Marie losing her Dad. Donny crying. Mel B. getting all 10’s. Helio’s sexy Samba with the peacock Julianne. Len getting on Cameron with his chest sticking out. We see the Helio and Julianne kiss again. Love that. Jennie Garth revealing Elimination night is her favorite time. Ohhhh No! Cameron Mathison is up next doing his Superman dance - ahhhh! Take it all in, Bridget, this will be the last time you see your honey doing this dance. Edyta’s back is so tan. Geez. I must admit that I really like this dance - the Paso Doble to the Superman Theme. It was awesome. Tom Bergeron mentions we should have the best moments on DVD and Tom, I agree with you. This whole season has been great moments - well, for the most part.

Oh No! Cameron ripped his shirt off and Jane and Sabrina can be seen mauling him in the crowd. OMG! Lisa Rinna is dying behind Tom - stomping her feet and laughing. She’s so cute. They plug the new dance show with Bruno and Carrie Ann. Drew took Len’s place on the judges panel and Drew and Bruno stand up pretending that they are gonna strip too like Cameron. LOL! Cute! Carrie Ann is fanning herself. Drew explains the new shows concept - it will be dancing AND singing. Should be a fun time. The new show, Dance Wars, Bruno vs. Carrie Ann premiers January 7.

We’re back and see Derek Hough and Jennie Garth dance. Jennie is shaking her stuff in front of Mark Cuban before they are announced and he says something to her…she turns around and gives him some type of lip service and he laughs. They do the mambo and she does something weird with her mouth. I wish they would do the dance that they fell on to see if they can do it without falling this time, but I guess we will never get to see that. It appears Derek suprised her at the end and she fell back further than they did before. It was rather cute.

Samantha is backstage with Helio and Julianne and Maks and Mel B. They “trash talk each other” and Helio says to break a leg and Mel gets up in the microphone and says “break your leg” LOL! Celine Dion is back singing a slow number. I think it could be new - I don’t know. She’s now wearing a short navy number.  We get to see moments from the show as she sings. I think I’m gonna cry. I’ve heard this song before and I love it with this montage. AHHH! The memories. That was an awesome song, Celine.

We see a faceoff between Mel B. and Helio. Mel B. is referred to as The Diva. Helio is referred to as Mr. Charisma. They refer to his smile a lot. Bruno said he is like a little Fred Astaire. Carrie Ann said she just wants to pinch him cause he’s so cute. Len said Mel B. is the most versatile they’ve ever had on the show. They refer to Helio’s drive as a competitor, how he comes back stronger.  Carrie Ann said he brought his competing mindset to the ballroom. Mel B. said coming in 2nd or 3rd is not an option. Helio wants the mirrorball trophy and it would look good between his two Indy 500 trophies. It sure would, Helio.

The dances of the final 2 is now here. Mel B. has scored the most points out of all the other contestants. Helio is introduced and his smile is mentioned. There’s a lot of smoke up on stage with them and it looks like Mel B. is gonna choke on it. LOL! Helio is acting up in a funny way and so is Maks girating back and forth. They get to choose their favorite dance of the season - She chose Mambo in her little orange number. She predicts they are gonna get all 10’s this time which means Carrie Ann will have to up her score 1. They make the dance bigger and better this time. I’m nervous. ahhhh!

They are very precise and right on tonight. She looked like she had a blast and so did Maks. He gives her three kisses as he falls on top of her. They hug for a long embrace and they keep showing her hubby. Is he uncomfy with those 3 kisses? I would be with a hottie like Maks. Len said, “You are an absolute revelation. This man is incredible. Fabulous!” Bruno said, “Truly magnificent. Your determination, professionalism , and humor is a credit to you. You’re a star.” Carrie Ann said, “It was…She stands up and screams. It was a great mambo. Thank You Thank You Thank You!” They keep their fingers crossed as she talks. It was cute. Mel gives Tom a huge kiss as she goes backstage. He replies with “I’m gonna miss that!” as he stammers. LOL!  Maksim calls Mel B. queen of the floor backstage. She loved that. Their scores were 10’s across the board for a perfect 30. What a way to go out says Samantha Harris. Helio is clapping and looks a bit nervous backstage. They are up next.

Here we go - Helio and Julianne. He said he is gonna miss her. She puts out her lip and says awww. She asks him what dance he wants to do and she suggests the Paso Doble. He said no and he recommends the Quickstep - probably so he can kiss her again, right? LOL! Julianne calls him the banana man. hehe! They are taking a risk and not adding a lift since they already got a perfect score. I’m soooo sooo nervous now. Julianne winks to the camera again. The dance was faster, and more sassy this time. I LOVED IT! I was crying of course and couldn’t keep my eyes off of it. They kiss again at the end and he tries to do the same kiss. She holds his head this time and he doesn’t drop her. They just sit there and he tries to move his head around again. It was rather cute. Helio jumps up and goes for the crowd where Sabrina, Mark, Jane, and Cameron are standing. They are on their feet as is the rest of the crowd. Helio jumps into Cameron’s arms. Tom asks about the kiss - a long kiss and she said she gave it to him to show how proud she was of him. AWWW! I LOVED IT for the 2nd time!

Bruno said “You looked like you were doing the lap of honor already. Your attitude and sportmanship really make you a champ. We are all real proud of you.” Carrie Ann said, “This is my favorite dance. Watch what you do to these people. That is what dancing is all about.” Len said, “You’ve taken a risk every time you’ve danced. Julianne has given you tremendous difficulty. Great dance comes from great music and this is the best band in the world.” Maks and Mel stand up and give them a standing Ovation backstage. Helio thanks everyone including the people from Indianapolis - we love you too, Helio. They get 3 perfect 10’s for a total of 30 out of 30. Guess the vote is up to America. Helio jumps up and down in the camera’s face again. LOL! Julianne loves it.

84 out of 90 for Helio and Julianne and 85 out of 90 for Maks and Mel B. Tom talks to the constestants this season. Josie plugs her makeup line and Tom pokes fun at the plug.  Tom skips Cameron and Cameron looks like he was ready for Tom - not this time Cameron. He goes straight to Jennie Garth and he says to roll the tape of her falling down. She laughs - but they don’t roll the clip. He’s joking with her saying “really, roll the clip - she loves it when we do that!” LOL!

Well, the time has come to see who the champ of Dancing with the Stars is. Will it be Helio Castroneves - the racecar driver or Mel B. the Spice Girl? Before that, we see Mel B. talking about when she first found out she had Maksim as a partner - she was excited because she knew she had the best dancer. When they first meet she mentions that he likes himself and she thinks he’s cocky. Yep, that’s right. Maks said this is the most amazing season he’s had so far. He said it was truly and honor to spend time with her. She states that Maks has given her more belief in herself. They hug and she states they are family now. Awww!

Helio and Julianne - the journey - Julianne knew that they were gonna have so much fun together. He was so excited when they first started dancing and it seems like as he practices he can’t believe he’s really dancing. Julianne loves his positive outlook on life everyday - it makes her want to be a better person. Helio says he would do it all over again without even thinking. I am getting teary eyed at this. I’m sooo sad, but so happy at the same time. I just love this show.

The champion is revealed as……..(Mel looks scared, Maks looks like he is praying to the Gods, Julianne looks nervous and hopeful, Helio looks down like he does when he can’t look at the scores)..the scary music is playing and the crowd claps - Helio WINS IT ALL! Mel and Maks hug and embrace. Helio hugs his sister. Julianne’s mouth is wide open. Tom reminds her of the back to back championships like Cheryl Burke has done. They give him milk to drink just like he gets at the Indy 500. He thanks his team, family, fans and Julianne! Samantha goes to Mel and Maks and asks for a round of applause. She stated she enjoyed all of it especially being with Maks. Maks looks disappointed. Aww! Julianne still looks surprised as ever. They hold up the mirrorball trophy. Mel B. congratulates him. Derek congratulates his sister. It is over - sadness. Cameron picks up Helio. Everyone is hugging Helio and it is just a feel good moment. I guess all my votes - yep, I created several accounts on ABC.com just to vote for Helio. I tried phoning in for an hour and it was busy the whole time. So, I’m glad my votes finally paid off. I’m so, so happy right now.

GO HELIO! YOU ROCK!

DWTS Week 9 Results - Pissed Off

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By: Alyssa 

Jennie Garth, you were robbed. Marie Osmond you are annoying as hell and need to go home. Hey, Marie, I made something for ya…ENJOY!

You don’t deserve to be in the finals, Marie. Here’s some quotes from some emails I’ve received about you…

“THIS IS DEFINITELY A POPULARITY CONTEST NOT A DANCE CONTEST. ANYONE COULD WIN IF YOU HAD YOUR FACE PASTED ON EVERY NEWS CAST, OPRAH, LARRY KING, ETC.”

“Just voted as to who I thought should go on yahoo. Here is how many have voted and the percentage: 13,218 have voted  Mel B. 10% think she should go, Helio 7%, Jennie 24% and MARIE 51% think she should go. So we’ll see what happens. ”

“Liked you blog tonight. Marie will have to go. Her family needs her. LOL Jennie really was good the last dance, hopefully it won’t be her LAST DANCE, but it better be Maries or I will be really teed off. I will definetly call foul.”

“Marie stunk tonight in my estimation. Now she is trying too hard. ”

“But can’t they leave the Osmonds out of it. The insider was all about boohoo Marie and all her problems. Makes me sick.”

There ya go, Marie. Read it and weep!

I’m done - I’m having a black out tonight.