Dancing with the Stars Final Results

Posted By: admin On: November 26, 2008 Comments: ( 1 )

By: Alyssa




I just now saw this is 2 hours - starting at 9pm and going until 11pm. Yep, that’s 2 hours. We know that they will bring everyone back to dance again and I hope Misty May-Treanor will get to do her jive, but not sure if she will be healed enough. Let’s hope. I will say this too - I used all my votes on Lance and Lacey so I’m hoping they can pull it out.

Well again - I do not like Samantha’s dress. It is tan and has one thing over her arm and it is blech! The couples are in outfits that they wore previously. Looks like Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer are doing their jitterbug judging by the outfits. I think Brooke might be doing her waltz and I can’t tell what Warren will do based on his outfit. We’ll see. Right now they are recapping last night. Is that really necessary? I mean c’mon. Derek Hough fell off his seat in the confessional when Brooke reiterated that Len thought it was the best freestyle dance. Lance and Lacey recreated Len’s rap hands and his British accent when he rapped last night. Warren said that he came there to get a 10 from the dance master and that is what he did.

Samantha is backstage with the couples and said that 30 more judges points are up for grabs. She tries to interview the couples and it is the same ole, same ole. Tom then says Cloris has been missing ever since she was booted off - and the cameras went looking for her. We find her all dirty and living in a box. She spins and all the dirt has been removed - she goes to the street asking who people want to win. She walks off scratching her ass crack. She’s quite the lady!

Singing “As I Am” Alicia Keys performs. She has her own dancers so I’m not holding my breath for professionals to make their way out. I am fast forwarding through this. I stopped where she played the piano - niice! She’s awesome at the piano. Luckily that was the end. Tom says Miley Cyrus is going to perform - oh yay - just what I want to see. NOT!

Now we are recapping from the very beginning dances where Cloris shows her cleavage and leg goes up on the judges table. We see Jeff Ross again and his poke in the eye and lots of other favorite moments. I guess you could call those favorite moments?? Anyways, Jeff Ross and Edyta Sliwinska are dancing the Quickstep right now and I will watch b/c we didn’t get enough of Jeff and I felt sorry for him when he was booted. He did great!

Dancing the foxtrot is Ted McGinley and Inna Brayer to one of my favorite songs “God Only Knows” by the Beach Boys. He, too, did great very smooth and suave. Up next is Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas dancing her hideous booty dance that got her booted - ugh! Even thought she was voted off she still can’t let loose - she sucks! Poor Mark got stuck with sucky pants this season and I must say the way they arranged this song sucks too - sounds like a booty carnival. Gross! In case you were wondering the song she danced to was “Baby Got Back“.

Misty May-Treanor is back and she isn’t dancing - she can walk, but is itching to get back on the dance floor. She really wants to finish. Will they bring her back for Season 8? Maks wants Lance to win b/c he is gonna go on tour with them so he has an invested interest in him winning, but said nice things about the others too so he didn’t really committ. As Tom was talking both Maks and Misty squeezed his ass - LOL!

Rocco DiSpirito and Karina Smirnoff are back dancing their latin routine. Rocco is all over reality tv - I just saw him on the Biggest Loser tonight cooking a healthy Thanksgiving Dinner. The crowd is on their feet for him - guess he should have done that during the season, eh? We get a taped bit on Cloris something about dirty dancing in the retirement home errrr something- why does this all have to be about Cloris tonight? I dunno!

More recaps and couples reunited to dance the dance that kicked them off the show. LOL! While we are recrapping - I just read that Brooke Burke said that if she doesn’t win then she wants Lance to win. Hmmmm. Why not Warren, Brooke? Toni Braxton is back and she had some minor surgery and can’t dance tonight - boo - not really. I don’t care. She said she will be on the tour though and will be singing her only hit “Unbreak my Heart”. Corky Ballas and Cloris Leachman are dancing their “kick off” dance - the tango now and I’m still reading about Brooke Burke wanting Lance to win. Of course the crowd is on their feet - ugh! Apparently Cloris’ show on Broadway is closing since 75% of Broadway shows are closing due to the economy. That’s sad news!

I am now reading that Alec Mazo and Edyta Sliwinska don’t agree with Julianne Hough’s decision to not appear on next season’s show. Edyta thinks she should do both as to not disappoint the fans who made her famous. Mazo agrees and thinks she should be careful about the decisions she makes and how they will be perceived. Hmmm! I love how everyone has a comment, don’t you?

Susan Lucci and Tony Dovolani are dancing their Paso Doble. Let’s see more glass box dancing, shall we? I’m gonna see if I can get anymore dirt while this is going on. Maurice Greene and Cheryl Burke are dancing their Salsa. Samantha tells us that this couple will be on the tour. One of our dear readers was asking if Cheryl would be on the tour and there wasn’t any confirmation of that, but I guess Samantha just confirmed it. I knew she’d be on the tour b/c they usually like to pair the star with their show partner to keep the fans happy. Maurice and Cheryl really worked it out there tonight. Guess they have nothing to lose, do they? The crowd loves them!

Wow with all this reliving the journey - we get to see just how bad Samantha’s hair has been from week to week. Some bad times for Samantha this season. Jeff Ross is up next roasting the contestants calling what Cloris did “Weekend at Bernies: The Musical” and her score should have been 911. LOL! Jeff said that Brooke just gave birth to her 15th baby backstage and that Lance is the father - he says who knows maybe the baby will come out of the womb and the closet the same day. LMAO! Lance didn’t mind it - Lacey laughed and clapped and some audience members didn’t care for it. I thought it was funny. Jeff asked Warren how he dances so much and stays so out of shape. The crowd is on their feet cheering him on after he said “And remember…compared to me, you’re all winners!” Good stuff, Jeff!

Now we see Cody Linley and Julianne Hough dancing their jitterbug and she is missing her Lucy wig. I’m wondering why they aren’t doing the dance that kicked them off? And if the couples get a choice why even dance the dance that got them kicked off? I mean why would Kim Kardashian want to do that horrible dance again? I don’t get it. The crowd loves Cody and Julianne and she jumps up and puts her legs around him. Samantha calls them crazy kids!  Cody is such a nerd I swear!

Now we see a taped package about the 3 finalists - Len leads it up saying Lance is the most improved. Bruno likes Lance’s risk taking. C.A. called him the total sleeper. I called it - Lance that is. Click here to read my picks before the season even came on! The only one I was way off on was Warren Sapp - who knew? Apparently Len felt the same way I did about Warren and was SHOCKED at how the big boy can dance. Of course the judges gush and have gaga eyes over Brooke. What’s new? That is EGG-actly why I don’t want her to win. Oh apparently Warren will be doing his hustle tonight according to this taped package.

We’re back and we get Superman music - is Cameron Mathison in the house? Bridget hopes so. They are standing on boxes and the curtain falls to reveal the couples. There’s lots of strobes and smoke.  My sound is breaking up - not sure if that is due to the excitement or my flakin’ DVR.

First to dance is Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson dancing their Hustle. We get to see Warren from the beginning - the rehearsals, his personality, and how he said there wouldn’t be a Warren Sapp without a Kym Johnson and he says he loves her - absolutely loves her. They played some sappy music and it got me - I’m in tears. Ahhh! Here we go with the Hustle to “Funky Town“. This arrangement sucks too btw. He is going all out not leaving anything out. We’ll see if his face gives away any mistakes tonight. Lifts were great and the crowd is giving him a standing O for that. I will miss Warren - I’ll say that. And no facial expressions showing mistakes. Len says that he’s not the judges champion, but the public’s champion commenting that Warren makes him smile. Bruno said it was great and irresistible fun. C.A. said the most special thing is that they make people want to dance. Scores were all 9’s for a 27 out of 30. Grand total is 80 out of 90.

Next up is Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer dancing their jitterbug. We get to see him from the beginning as well and how he really liked having Lacey as a partner b/c of the edge she’ll bring. Lance says he loves Lacey like a sister. We get to see their fight again and more recaps with sappy music with Lacey crying saying she doesn’t want this to end. Neither do I, Lacey, neither do I! Here we go with the jitterbug (after the break)…will he lose a shoe again? LOL! Looks like they had some difficulties a bit - didn’t go quite as smooth as before, but it was still awesome. She jumps up on him, wraps her legs around him and hugs him.  Crowd loves him. Bruno said he has become a great showman. C.A. who has an annoying laugh, pointed out the struggle with their last lift and said they deserve to be there b/c they never took the safe road. Len said he deserves to be there at the end and he did a fantastic job yet again. Scores were 2 9’s and a 10 from Bruno for a 28 out of 30. Grand total was 81 out of 90 which means he beat Warren with the judges scores.

Last up Brooke Burke and Derek Hough dancing the Viennese Waltz. We get to see her journey with Derek and I’m sure their fights will come up too. We get sappy music again and of course it gets me b/c this is the end of the season. Ahhh - here we see their Waltz and I’m sure if she doesn’t fall or misstep she will get all 10’s which is what the judges were waiting for. She kisses her daughters at the end and I must say that was gorgeous - the dance not the kissing b/c the daughters looked shy as in camera shy. C.A. is crying calling Brooke a star giving them kudos. Len said that was the dance of the season. Bruno said she was the jewel in the crown of this grand finale. Her hubby was crying and so am I! Ahhh! He even had the blubbering chin going on. I do not - good thing! She received all 10’s for a perfect 30 out of 30. Grand total 88 out of 90.

Kristi Yamaguchi is in da house - she will be giving up her crown to either Brooke, Lance, or Warren. The first couple to have their hopes of holding that mirrorball trophy smashed is….Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer. Damn - I typed out Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson before they announced it. I am shocked! Tom gave Lance props at blowing the roof off this house a couple of weeks ago - he was very sincere and that was nice.

Miley Cyrus is up and I could care less. Hearing her live isn’t very pleasant to the ears. She has her own dancers too so I’m doubting pros will be out, darn it.  She is wearing a quarter of a glove on her right hand. I think I’m too old for this. She is singing “Fly on the Wall” if you care. I bet my Mom is dying at this bit. Too much strobe can cause seizures - did they not know that? The judges are getting down including Len. Bruno is going nuts working out his own choreography. I died laughing.

Samantha is backstage with the 2 couples that are left. They are giving each other nothing but love as usual - gag! Tom asks the eliminated couples who they think will win, but that they end up plugging their projects, etc. LOL! Tom did comment how they all kicked it tonight. Rocco didn’t commit to who would win. Susan looks young tonight. Maurice offered to give his shirt to Tom, but didn’t commit. LOL! Tom wanted him to. hehe!

Ok, here we go - the Champions of Dancing with the Stars Season 7 is Brooke Burke and Derek Hough. I already typed that before I knew. I might have to go and erase it, but I doubt it. Derek is elated and goes NUTS picking Brooke up and screaming. I think he is more happy than Brooke. Her hubby is on his feet and looks relieved. Derek says he can’t believe it - Tom says Really? LOL! Warren is glad he didn’t disrespect any football guys. He is glad to be standing there at the end. Julianne Hough and Mark Ballas are the first ones to congratulate them. Mark puts Derek up on his shoulders and Corky puts Brooke up on his shoulders and the confetti comes down.

Well that was a predictable end to the season and as much as I wanted Lance to win it all - Brooke deserved it and did us females proud for the 2nd time in a row. Go Brooke Burke!