Dancing with the Stars: The Finals

Posted By: admin On: November 25, 2009 Comments: ( 0 )

Ok so I am a day behind - got a little wrapped up in something last night so I couldn’t blog. So….here it is a night later. All I know is - Kelly ALL THE WAY!!! BTW, the couples have three dances tonght..woohoo!

First impressions: Gag and Kym are pretty shiny in gray/silvery sequins. Mya and Dmitry are in sultry black - her showing tummy and Kelly and Louis are also in black - less risque with him in a tux her in sequins.

Starting us tonight is Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel. We get to see her journey from start to finish. We see her first dance with her commentary. Carrie Ann went into their rehearsal to give them pointers. CA is helping her with the passion with Louis. They are dancing the Argentine Tango which is full of passion…we shall see.  So far so good on the passion. I think her footwork could be sharper, but I still like it. I thought it had lots of passion…some of the footwork was a little sloppy, but it was a lot of fun! Len said she is what this competition is about - loved her hard work to get them to the finals. He thought this dance was right up there. Bruno can’t believe her journey - however at times her free hand was a bit loose, but still very good. Carrie Ann said she was so proud of her with the emotional connection she had with Louis. Scores were 2 9’s and an 8 from Bruno for a total of 26 out of 30.

Mya and Dmitry have the Paso Doble this week. Now Mya’s journey….Len comes in to give them some tips. Len wants them to be BIG - with attitude. They dance to Queen’s “We Will Rock You.” Love the stomps and force behind it. She looks like she is doing something weird with her neck at times…but very good Paso. I also think Dmitry looks weird with the “black shoepolish” under his eyes. Bruno loves the power and the beauty of the Paso. Carrie Ann called her the queen of the Paso Doble - very hot and dynamic. Len loved it saying it was right up there with his fave Paso (Mel B. and Maks). Scores were all 10’s for a 30 out of 30.

Donny Gag Osmond and Kym Johnson are pulling up the rear dancing the Cha Cha Cha. I fast forwarded it through his “journey” b/c I don’t really care. Bruno comes in to help telling him he knows he can win it. WHATEVER! Don’t give him a bigger head. His leg swing over her head was a little bent for my taste. He is too much of a twinkle toes which I don’t like. It also looks like he is just out there dancing for himself and Kym is a prop. I think there should be a connection. That’s my opinion though. Of course Mrs. Gag aka Marie is up screaming all crazy like. Carrie Ann asked where his hips came from. She loved the energy but pointed out the misfortune of a hand missed or something. Len said Ding Dong Donny that was a cha cha cha..he thought Bruno worked some magic. Bruno gave us more gag moments about how professional he was in practice….whatev! Scores were all 9’s for a 27 out of 30.

Our Megamix is up and Nick Kosovich who was a pro in one of the seasons is the choreographer. They are dancing the Samba, Jive, and Viennese Waltz thus called the Megamix. Kelly is freaking out b/c he is going so fast in teaching them the steps. She is the only one that doesn’t have formal training. Nick gives her a pep talk which hopefully will help. Kym slams Gag in practice stating Mya and Kym would be his daughters. haha! True dat!  Funny that showing belly is Kym and Mya but Kelly isn’t. They start with the Viennese Waltz and no one is in sync. Next they have Samba and this is a little more together. It is hard to watch all three of them and compare. You can only watch one at a time. Jive is next and Kelly is lagging behind on this. I thought this Megamix was a bit crazy and hard to watch…just my opinion though. Len thought it would be so easy to judge and thought it was very difficult showing how close they all were. Bruno pointed out Mya being the best in Samba..Kelly good in waltz…and he thought Don was one of the pro boys. Whatever, Brun’. Carrie Ann agrees with them both and she was impressed with Don keeping up. Gag me on all the DON TALK! Seriously - what is up with all this madness? Third place with 26 points: Kelly/Louis. Don and Kym in 2nd place with 28 points. Mya and Dmitry with 30 points rank 1st.

Past champions are back talking about what it takes to win. Brooke Burke - Helio Castroneves, and Drew Lachey. They talk about the freestyle dance and how important it is.

Up first in the freestyle round is Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel. They are dancing to “I will survive.” She is having foot problems with her toes. She starts in a hoodie that is super long and Satin. She is gonna rip that off b/c it is so long. Louis rips it off. She losing her timing and one of their tricks was a bit of a mess. Oops. Their last trick was NOT that great either. I think it was a bit daunting for her although she looked like she had fun. Bruno said she’s never looked more beautiful than tonight…and sometimes people fall on the floor. Carrie Ann wanted us to see she was a survivor - and she saw that tonight. Len loved her smiling and singing through it. Scores were all 8’s for a 24 out of 30.  Backstage Kelly was still laughing stating that in one of the lifts it looked like Louis pooped her out. haha! Grand total for the night 76 out of 90.

Mya and Dmitry are up wth their freestyle. I don’t know style this is - jazz I’m guessing. This is fast and fun but I think they could have done so much more with their freestyle. Carrie Ann said high energy, fun, but not outstanding to her. She said they are competing with Hairspray and it didn’t showcase Mya. Len said it is clear she is a great dancer but said he was expecting something to happen and it didn’t happen. Bruno said she had the beat all the way through…but he was expecting something more spectacular. Scores were all 9’s for a 27 out of 30. Grand total for the night 87 out of 90.

Last up in the freestyle is Gag-o-Maggot, Donny Osmond. They are doing broadway. Greaaattt! Lots of dramatic faces, leaps, and over the top performance. Len thought that was truly an absolute show stopper. Bruno said Mr. Show Business at his best. Carrie Ann said welcome to the hall of fame of freestyles. GAG! Scores were all 10’s for a 30 out of 30. Grand total for the night is 85 out of 90.

All votes for Kelly. I know it is too late but man, I do not want Gag to win. Please NOOOO!