Dancing with the Stars Week 3

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Tonight we have Sambas and Rumbas - and it is supposed to be sexy. However, remembering from years past sometimes it is not so sexy. We shall see. First impressions…Aaron Carter is wearing a blue bathrobe over pants of course.  Chuck Liddell is wearing layers upon layers on his arms. His arms are actually flapping in the wind with so much material. Anna’s hair on top is super high. Mark and Lacey look normal. Gagger looks normal too and Kym actually looks quite elegant. WOW! Chelsie and Louis look hot hot hot. Louis hair is slicked back and he is showing some chest. Owowowow!  Michel and Anna are in hot pink. Wasn’t he in pink last week? He must think it looks good on him. He has no sleeves though and is showing off his toned arms. Ewww - Tom DeLay is wearing a red/white striped shirt and red pants that come up way too far giving him a man camel toe (I know that is TMI, but it is the truth). Cheryl is in blue and white and she is sporting stars. If you combine them you have the American Flag. Maks looks hot tonight - eat your heart out Karina. Debi looks uncomfy in her getup and I am not digging her curly sue hair.  I didn’t recognize Melissa Joan Hart, but she looks great - she reminds me of someone tonight. It will come to me. Mark Ballas’ hair is way out of control sticking up all over the place. Maya looks awesome in a gray off one shoulder dress and Dmitry is showing WAY too much chest. He always has to outdo Maks with the open shirt thing. Len won’t like that. Natalie is showing lots of skin and looks fabulous in what appears to be a bedsheet draped over her. Alec also has his shirt way too far open trying to outdo Dmitry and Maks. Joanna looks like Latin Barbie tonight. Kelly Osbourne has on a brownish/red bob of  wig  and a gold get up while Louis Van Amstel is in animal print. Grrrr…

Ok, have to pause while I put my 92% fat free hamburger on the grill. Stay with me people…oh and before I leave you I must say Samantha’s hair is back to normal. Thank you hair people!! Samantha tells us that Tom DeLay has a full stress fracture in his foot this week and it has been touch and go all day. Will the show go on without Tom? We can only hope. LOL!

Mark Dacascos and Lacey Schwimmer are up first. Gosh, I still don’t know how to spell his name. I have to look it up every single time and it bugs me. They have the Rumba and Mark is bouncing from wall to wall like a little kid during rehearsals where as the Rumba needs to be slow. We shall see how hot this Rumba is as he holds a few hands of some ladies out in the audience. He certainly has the hip action down. He is doing a lot of posing and this doesn’t look very sexy to me. It was just ok to me. I don’t think these two have a lot of chemistry, but that is just me.  Len said grumpy is back and he thought it lacked a bit of chemistry, but loved how Lacey swung around on one leg. Bruno said it was an anti-climax calling it too staccato  - it lacked fluidity. Carrie Ann said something is lacking with their connection - he needs to find his sensuality. She said it was uncomfortable to watch. Scores were all 6’s for an 18 out of 30.

Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough have the Samba and it appears that in practice she is really shaking her stuff - Derek calls it nasty and it surely looks like that. I’m wondering if it will be too raunchy for Len. We shall see. Derek swings in on a black rope like Tarzan. How dramatic! The crowd is eating that up. I, however, am not. LOL!  This is certainly sexy but her last move did not have a pointed toe and it looked gross. She had great hips though and looked like she had fun. Bruno said the good times are back - full of excitement and life, but some footwork was unsteady. Carrie Ann agrees but says she loves how she is fearless. Len said it had quality stamped all over it. Scores were 2 8’s and a 7 from Carrie Ann for a total of 23 out of 30.

Maya and Dmitry Chaplin have the Rumba and they are now back to traditional style to please Len. Maya wasn’t feeling the romance so she dressed up the studio with rose petals, candles, etc. Not sure if it helped or not. Oh and she has on blue/purple dress not gray. It originally looked gray to me. Now this is how a Rumba should be. She did the splits and he lifted her up really slowly which was totally sexy. This was one hot Rumba! Wow! Great! Paula Abdul and Lance Bass are in the audience. Carrie Ann said it was ridiculous and she had chills - she couldn’t call a lift b/c she was so mesmerized. haha! Eat it Carrie Ann. Len said be still my beating heart, but for him there was so much going on that they needed some simplicity. Bruno said she put everyone in America in the mood for love.  Scores were 2 10’s and a 7 from Len. WTH, Len? For Real? 27 out of 30 is their total.

Melissa Joan Hart decked out in orange fringe and lots of it and Mark Ballas have the Samba. Mark is getting tough with Melissa this week and we’ll see if it helps at all. She looks a bit weird in the shoulders like too bouncy and out of control. I really thought though that this is probably one of her better dances - good for her. Len thought parts were really excellent and loved how she came out and performed. He wants more from the waist up. Bruno said he knew she could switch it on - much improved. Carrie Ann said she improves every week, but there was something about it that she doesn’t believe where she still senses the fear in her.  Scores were 2 6’s and a 7 from Bruno for a total of 19 out of 30.

Louis Vito and Chelsie Hightower look like they are getting too close for comfort. hmmm…could a relationship be brewing? Ok, I couldn’t take my eyes off of them during their rehearsal to even type. I love these too together. WOW - that was some hot stuff right there. They danced to “Total Eclipse of the Heart” and I freakin LOVED IT! HOT HOT HOT. Bruno said “that’s chemistry” but at times quite jerky, but he loved the performance. Carrie Ann said their chemistry was unbelievable and he gives good frame. Len so much wanted to be nice, but the thought it was wild - no finesse. He was disappointed. BOO! Len is an old fuddy duddy tonight. We want Baz back. Scores were 8 from CA, 7 from Bruno and a 5 from Len. WTH, Len? Len you suck tonight. Total score 20 out of 30.

Debi Mazar and Maksim Chmerkovskiy have the Samba and she needs to be quiet this week. Her words, not mine. haha! Maks brings in Mel B. and she talked about being in the bottom 2, but how Maks took her all the way to the finals. She is bouncing around like it needs to be, but her top half looks a bit weird and the ending didn’t look right. Did something not work out with the steps? I don’t know. Carrie Ann thought it was cute, but it felt a hair safe. Told her to watch her turns and not be so worried about it. Len said they were neat and precise, but it was like cooking - had all the ingredients but it lacked flavor. Bruno said she went wrong twice, but told her to work it. Scores were 2 6’s and a 5 for a total of 17 out of 30. Len gave Louis and Chelsie a 5 and I swear those 2 dances didn’t even compare.

Donny Gag Osmond has the sexy Rumba this week and honestly I feel I might throw up in my mouth because of it. Ick! He is having issues with the sexy part b/c he feels like everyone knows him as a happy go lucky and rarely does anyone see this side of him. I hope I don’t see it to be honest with you. They dance to “Endless Love.” I am giggling at this beginning solo part. haha! He looks like twinkle toes. The ending was nice and romantic, but the other stuff was not. I just wanted to laugh watching it. Len said he needs to straighten his legs, but that he did a great job. Whatever. Bruno said it was a bit airy fairy at times….hahaha! LMAO! I agree. Bruno told him to come to the darkside in which Donny went over and dipped Bruno not once but twice. LOL!  Carrie Ann says it was very daring to do a solo, but said he lost his musicality, but she liked the genuine vulnerability. ICK is what I say. Scores were all 7’s for a total of 21 out of 30. Samantha told Donny that he should have given Bruno the tongue for a higher score. Samantha - you dirty girl!

Tom is in the audience with Paula Abdul and Lance Bass. He asked her about the show - she thinks it is great. She called out Len and wants to make out with Carrie Ann. She’s nutzoid! Poor Lance didn’t get any Mic time.

Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova have the Samba and are arguing up a storm in rehearsal. I love it! He can’t stand how she teaches him one new thing when he hasn’t even gotten the last step. And yes, they were wearing hot pink last week too. Ok this has some soul to it. He is light on his feet tonight. That was a lot of fun for me. It wasn’t chock full of difficult moves, but it was fun and entertaining. Bruno thought he was going in reverse gear - saying there was no rhythm. Huh? Carrie Ann said the problem is he is dancing too small. Len said it was a bit disaappointing and how it was a hard dance for a big guy. I think he gets a 10 for entertainment value. Scores were 2 5’s and a 4 from Len for a total of 14 out of 30.

Natalie Coughlin and Alec Mazo have the Rumba and she is also having sexy issues. Natalie’s face gets red each time her and Alec get close. Edyta, Alec’s wife, comes in and shows her how it is done with more eye contact. The beginning was super dramatic with a smoke machine behind Alec and he held a sheer sheet that was over the top of Natalie as she was on the ground below. Sexy already. They dance to “In the Air Tonight.” She actually looked him the eye tonight and had some super sexy moves with her leg up in the air. Wow this was super hot and sexy. She did awesome!   The last trick was amazing where she swung around and did a death spiral while ending up in the splits between his legs. owowowo! Carrie Ann said she knew she had it in her. She said it was gorgeous and intense. Len thought it was very expressive, great leg action, and chemistry. Bruno called her a sexy beast and to bring more of that. Scores were 2 9’s and an 8 from Len for a total of 26 out of 30.

Chuck Liddell and Anna Trebunskaya have the Samba which explains his crazy outfit. Chuck went to get a pedi with his daughter and I believe he got his toes painted pink. hehe! In the rehearsals he really looks like twinkle toes. I hope he can pull this out. He pulls his crazy arms off and now is sleeveless - much better.  He does a side kick out towards the judges table. haha! He has a nice smile on and is actually getting into this dance like I have never seen him before. I think he is so darn cute. The middle and end part was actually great. He looked like a dancer. So proud of him. I had fun watching that. Len gave Anna congrats for doing a great job with Chuck. He was thoroughly entertained. Bruno can see the huge amount of work that went into it, but it was a Samba from Zombie town. LOL! Carrie Ann said she loves his spirit and she did enjoy it. Scores were 2 6’s and a 5 from Len for a total of 17 out of 30.

Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff is backstage dancing with Donny. Siiick! They have the Rumba tonight which explains his baby blue bathrobe. He does a sexy stare in practice and Karina just giggles. Hmmm…not sure what it was about this, but I didn’t really like it. Weird! Bruno thought it had plenty of attack and focus and it lacked fluidity. I agree with Bruno. Carrie Ann loved his lines and he is over exaggerating everything. Len thought said it lacked musicality because of his arms. He said he is just flinging them. Scores were 1 8, 1 6 and a 7 from Bruno for a total of 21 out of 30.

Tom DeLay and Cheryl Burke have the Samba tonight. We don’t know if he will be able to dance though because of the stress fracture. The producers and his doctor told him to withdraw from the competition. He is not giving up though which is good. Apparently he has 2 sore feet and not just 1. They are with Tom. He has a stress fracture in both feet now. Tom asked him what is he gonna do and he said “what’s a little pain when you can party.” He is ready for a good challenge and is up for the Samba. Hmmm. Here they go… He is keeping up with her, but he is just gross when he dances. LOL! He got through it and kept a smile on his face. He looked like he had fun out there. I’m glad someone did. Carrie Ann said he is easy on the eyes when he dances, but it wasn’t as exciting as it could be. Len thought he was a hero - well done, but careful. Bruno called him a super trooper, but the performance sufferred. Scores were 1 6, 1 4 and a 5 from Bruno for a total of 15 out of 30.

Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel have the Samba this week. She is coming off a bad week and her confidence is shaky. I hope she pulls herself out this week. I want her to go far. She dances to “Love Game.” This was super fun. They kissed on the lips and then at the end they really kissed. owowowow! It was cute and she kept up really well. She just needs to not dance so small at times because she could be a power house. Otherwise, I thought it was lots of fun and this should boost her confidence. They are so darn cute!  Len thought she needs to convince herself that she is a good dancer. Bruno said this week she is back and to forget about doubt. Carrie Ann thought she needs to stay focused because what she does right is way beyond..whatever. I don’t know what she said.  Scores were 2 7’s and a 6 from Len for a total of 20 out of 30.

Loved Louis and Chelsie, Maya and Dmitry, and Natalie and Alec. Who were your faves this week?