DWTS Week 6 First Celebrity Group Dance

Posted By: admin On: October 30, 2007 Comments: ( 0 )

By: Alyssa 

Looks like there’s lots of drama unfolding already in just the previews of tonights episode. Looks like Bridget’s beau, Cameron, gets into an argument in the group dance practice. Someone gets kicked in the face and Julianne Hough hurts her crotch. Of course they opened with the drama from last week and had to mention again Marie’s fainting.  Let’s hope the air quality is good for Marie tonight and she breathes. Breathe with me, Marie. In through the nose, out through the mouth. Oh and Samantha’s milk jugs..can they get any bigger? Of course I said that in a Chandler Bing (Friends) voice.

Up first, Sabrina Bryan and Mark Ballas dancing the fox trot. Sabrina talks about her 16 hour shoot for a music video, rehearsals and a promotional shoot for the Cheetah Girls.  Mark shows up for all of her events and they try to squeeze in practice any chance they get. It looks like this week Sabrina might struggle with her Fox Trot with all of her commitments. Will the shining star finally fall tonight?

She did a great job at acting the part. I guess I’m not a fox trot kinda woman because I didn’t really like it.  I wasn’t blown away is what I mean. It was just ok in my opinion. I really like seeing Sabrina do the fun, fast dances. Len Goodman stated the performance was excellent. He thought it was too hard and too powerful. Bruno Tonioli thought she needed to work on the finesse and she lost her footing in the corner.  He agreed with Len. Carrie Ann Inaba said not to listen to Len or Bruno and did point out the lost footing, but thought she was fiesty when she wanted to be, and smooth when she needed to be smooth. She thought she did a good job. Well, well, well, it must mean that Carrie Ann is off her period. Carrie Ann gave her a 9 and Bruno and Len gave her an 8 for a total of 25 out of 30. Sabrina was glad she was able to pull it off and seems relieved. Might I add that Edyta and Julianne look absolutely smashing in the background during the backstage interviews. Hope they both can keep their dresses up tonight without showing any panties.

And, you know you want to see panties. I’ve looked and many people have been searching for Julianne Hough’s thong all over the internet. Don’t think I don’t know about these things. I say whatever you want to search for to get to my site. Remember, Bridget and I talk about it all..thongs and all. LOL!

Up next is Jennie Garth and Derek Hough dancing the mambo. Jennie Garth said she’s not a performer. She’s not? Is an actress not a performer? I don’t know. Derek wants America to see the Jennie he sees in the rehearsals. Derek said she panics when she has to perform in front of the judges. Derek takes her out to the actual dance floor to practice with the lights and the judges table. Her plan is to put her nerves aside and dance a great mambo. Will they really? Let’s see. They did the move where they fell before and I held my breath. WOW! I actually liked it. She had fun. They missed a hand on one of the turns, but did it anyway. They had a lot of tricks and did them without any hitches. I’m anxious to hear if the judges liked it too. Bruno said, “You go Steam Heat tonight. That’s Dirty Dancing. What a difference a week makes.” She really surprised him. Carrie Ann said “Finally, you totally unveiled yourself. Great Job!” Len said she came out with an exceptional performance. WOW! Do I smell a few 10’s? She got 3 9’s across the board for a total of 27 out of 30. Well deserved for Jennie Garth.

It looks like there is going to be all the dances going on tonight. Tom mentioned we have the samba, jive, rumba, etc. all tonight. Guess they ran out of theme nights. That’s only fair though considering some people get off doing easier dances at times. Look at me talking like I know which dances are easier, but I would think the jive is harder than let’s say a fox trot. That’s only my opinion though.

Jane Seymour and Tony Dovolani are dancing the jive. OMG! Is that possible to see Jane doing a fast jive? Let’s hope it is fast. I can’t wait to see those hot legs jiving. I’m sure most people would agree with me. According to Tony, Jane has all the moves. Let’s see if that is really true or he is just overhyping her like sometimes the professionals do. In seeing the practice, it looks like it is a slower than usual jive. Hope not. She looks so cute in her pony tail and black and white heels. It looks a little messy and she looks a little bit stiff at times. She did some tricks, but the dance didn’t blow me away. Carrie Ann said she really enjoyed it. She mentioned she brought her energy and vibrance. She thought this dance didn’t bring out the best in her though. Len said “You’re pretty nifty for fifty.” He felt though that some dances aren’t on some people’s wavelength. He felt it wasn’t down and dirty, pounding on the balls of her feet. Bruno thought it wasn’t her most comfortable dance. Bruno said he agreed with Len and said, “it wasn’t her best dance.” I agree 100%. Her scores were 2 7’s from Bruno and Len and an 8 from Carrie Ann for a total of 22 out of 30. In her backstage interview, Jane said she appreciated the fans. Guess she’s gonna need those fan votes to avoid the bottom 2 this week.

Cameron Mathison and Edyta are up next and might I add again Edyta looks hot this week. Let’s just call her PocoHOTness (thanks Jamie, my fiance). I just think she is gorgeous. They dance the Samba this week and it looks like it will be a quick Samba. Too quick for Cameron? It appears so in the practice. Cameron said he is going to make the Samba sizzle. Will he or will it fall flat like a limp piece of bacon? He seemed a bit exaggerated in his movements and a little feminine. He was no Maks that is for sure. And he messed up on his last trick. Oopsy. Len said “they didn’t capture the spirit of Samba”. Bruno said, “there were good moments of Sambo, but that it was open to interpretation of a samba.” Carrie Ann said, “it was really primal and got into the real passion. She loved it as it felt like they were in the jungles of Amazon.” They received 2 8’s from Bruno and Len and a 9 from Carrie Ann from a total of 25 out of 30.

Samantha reminded Cameron that there are only 2 guys left in the competition. Wow, that’s right. Helio and Cameron are the only guys left. That is suprising. Will a girl win this season? I don’t really think Cameron has what it takes to win this thing. Helio is another story and I think he can win it just as long as he doesn’t end it on a Rumba note (reference last weeks judges comments).

Next up Maks and Mel B. aka Scary Spice dancing the Rumba. Maks states the rumba is all about passion and love and hate. Should be a perfect dance for the both of them. Why is it that Maks always has a love/hate relationship with his partners? I wonder why that is. She looks stunning in a white bejeweled dress.  At times I got goosebumps during the dance. It was pretty sexy. I love the slow moments. Mel went up and sat on Bruno’s lap at the end and it appears Bruno looked a bit scared. Bruno said “that was a cliffhanger. It was riding the fine line between love and hate. Beautifully paced you never lost control. Excellent.” Carrie Ann said,”she was mesmerized and she was about ready to cry. That was the rumba she was waiting for all season.” Len said “the routine was perfected, inspected, disected and as far as I’m concerned won’t be rejected. It was fantastic.” Is Len Dr. Seuss? Seems like it. Looks like she could get perfect 10’s. She got a perfect score: 30 out of 30. Samantha pointed out that they only trained for 6 hours and everyone else averaged 20 hours. Dang, that’s a big difference there. That has me wondering…

Marie Osmond and Jonathon Roberts up next and they bring up the fainting. She states again that she has a history with fainting and that they just need to let that go. Let’s hope the producers remember that and stop showing us the dreaded fainting/behind the scenes package. They are dancing the Paso Doble. Jonathon states she was upset about the fainting and upsetting her fans..yeah right! It wasn’t her fault and if anything it made the fans feel sorry for her. Anyways, she looks the part - very fiesty. Jonathon choreographed it to where she has to breathe during the dance. Will she? At one point he throws her down on the floor and drags her. I couldn’t help but wonder, is she ok? LOL! I can’t say I really care for the music. It is very carnavelesque. Carrie Ann stated “it was uncomfortable to see her down again (just like I said). She felt like she played it safe in this dance and didn’t feel it all the way through her body.” Len said he felt like he should email his comments since she fainted during his the last time. LOL! That was a funny one, Len..seriously. I liked it. Len liked the start with her skirt. He felt it was dramatic. He felt like there was a pause and “she was a gypsy around a fire cooking her sausages.” LOL! Bruno said she started like Katherine Zeta Jones and ended like Katherone Zeta Cranky. He prefaced his comments by saying “You know I love you. ” LOL! Marie’s scores were 2 8’s and a 7 for a total of 23 out of 30.

 As they go back stage, Tom states the stars will be learning 2 dances instead of one and that it will seperate the men from the boys. There’s only two males left and I will have to say that Cameron is the boy and Helio is the man. LOL! Would you agree, Bridget? Samantha does her backstage routine and she takes it back to Tom and you hear someone running on stage…it was Tom. Guess he was caught talking to someone and didn’t hear the cue from Samantha. Talk about a deer in headlights look. That Tom!

Helio and Julianne are next and we are brought back to last week to where they got their bad scores. Helio didn’t like being on the bottom of the leaderboard. Only they weren’t in the bottom 2 with the judges scores, but according to Helio he didn’t like the feeling. This week they dance the cha cha. She mentioned last week he was a character that he wasn’t comfortable with and they plan to bring a character this week that he is comfortable with and that will incorporate his smile. Goody. He looked very John Trovoltaish tonight with his Saturday Night Fever look. I don’t care for his high wasted pants. Is there high water there, Helio? I don’t know, there might be with all those fires going on there. But he looked so cute doing this dance despite the high waisted trousers. You could tell he had fun and was very comfortable. The last move had me gasping because it looked like he lost his footing and might drop her. I don’t think he minded though because he jumped up and he looked extremely pleased at the performance. Let’s hope the judges liked it as much as I did. Len said “this week you came back as the Helio we all loved. OMG! Len just said when he was done with those trousers, he thinks he look good in them.” LMAO. Not only did I say trousers, but of course the old man likes the high waisted trousers. “That was fantastic,” said Len. Bruno said “rebranded, repackaged, regenerated. You’re back in the race. Welcome back home.” Carrie Ann said “The latin booty is working overtime. It was very nice. I’m glad your back. I was worried.” Backstage Helio said “Rico Sauve out, Helio Castroneves back.” How cute is that? Samantha stammers over her words and I didn’t quite understand what she was getting at. He received a 10 from Len and 2 9’s from Carrie Ann and Bruno. He tells Julianne this was his first 10. He was so excited tonight. I’m so happy for him. His total was 28 out of 30. He’s back..yay!

Now we get to see footage of the group dance practice. Christian Perry choreographs it and it has to do with Rock and Roll. There’s 2 groups: the greasers and the jocks. This is starting to look like Grease. Oh and the Cameron argument was all dramatized. It was playing of course. Jonathon Roberts states everyone is checking everyone out to see who moves the best. Jennie states it takes her awhile to learn things while Sabrina can just get it by seeing it once. Oh and they get to do lifts during this dance. Yayy! Cameron states he is going to throw Edyta 3 stories up in the air. Watch out, Edyta. Jennie jumps on Derek and he claims he has a hernia. LOL! Julianne told us that Derek is the biggest clutz. So, I guess that is our answer to who caused the fall, right Bridget. Based on this practice package, I am so looking forward to this group dance. I can’t wait!

Here we go…Jane is sporting a Sandy/Grease blonde wig. They dance to rockin robin.  Poor Jane looks like she can’t keep up. Again, she looks out of her element. Sabrina actually lifts Mark. WOW! She’s one tough girl. Derek and Jennie did some cute lifts. She looks cute in the poodle skirt. Helio and Julianne were AMAZING! I think they were the best. It really looked like a mess overall though. It was hard to figure out who to focus on. I think it was kind of like I can do this trick, let’s see what trick you’ve got to beat that type thing since there was 2 sides: greasers and jocks. I didn’t know who was a greaser and a jock though so I was a bit confused. Carrie Ann loved it and said it was good seeing the lifts and she knows they dedicated them all to her. LOL! Both Bruno and Len loved it. Len pointed out the camaraderie between all the contestants and professional dancers. To get the full effect, I guess you just had to be there to witness it.

This week it will be a tough call, but I’m guessing that Marie and possible Jane will be in the bottom 2 with Marie leaving this week.

Leaderboard:

Mel and Maks 30 out 30

Helio and Julianne 28 out of 30

Jennie and Derek 27 out of 30

Sabrina and Mark 25 out of 30

Cameron and Edyta 25 out of 30

Marie and Jonathon 23 out of 30

Jane and Tony 22 out of 30