Jeffrey Ross & Ted McGinley Appear on Jimmy Kimmel

Posted By: Bridget On: September 26, 2008 Comments: ( 0 )

The first two to do the walk of shame on Jimmy Kimmel this season, Jeffrey Ross & Ted McGinley made their appearance with partners Edyta Sliwinska & Inna Brayer. Jeffrey Ross was wearing a crazy get up with an ascot (look it up). Was that part of his costume for Wednesday nigh? It is all a blur of ice cream and liquor. Anyway, Kimmel kicks off the evening by asking the two guys how it feels to get beat in a physical competition by an 82 year old woman. I think it is probably worse to get beat by Kim Kardashian, who is just a head with boobs and a giant butt attached. The ladies look gorgeous.

Ted McGinley said he was going to miss the high heels and the tight pants the most. My guess is he will probably miss his career the most. Jeffrey Ross leaned back to compliment Edyta and held her hand for an uncomfortable amount of time. Dude, she’s married. Jimmy asked Edyta if she poked Jeffrey in the eye because she was sick of him staring at her. Funny. Edyta admitted that at first she thought Jeffrey was just being a crybaby. Even more funny. Lots of cracks about Jeffrey’s injury and the silly eye patch. Mildly entertaining.

Jimmy asked Inna if she was mad at Ted for getting kicked off the show so early in her first season. Ted McGinely pointed out that he is 50 years old and Inna is only 21! He said it was like she was dragging a ton of bricks around the dance floor. $100 says he tried to close that deal. Jeffrey keeps grabbing Edyta’s hand, there is no chance, Jeff. At least McGinley has some slicky mcslickster game going on!!

Jimmy shows them some picture of their cast-mates. They start out fine, but then Jeffrey says the picture of Cloris Leachman shows her in the same dress she was wearing when the Titanic went down. Tee hee. Jimmy calls Lance Bass, “insurmountable”…think about it. Jeffrey says that if he was going to come out of the closet he should have brought some nicer clothes, zing! They show Warren “crazy eyes” Sapp in his purple tuxedo and Mr. Ross asks if he is going to dance to the “Barney” theme…and then sings it, hysterical. Then both he and Ted say how nice Warren is, they are probably scared to death of him.

Ugh, they are doing the ceremonial show burning thing again this season. I hate this. It is not funny. I will not talk about it in this blog ever again.