Maurice Greene Appears on Jimmy Kimmel

Posted By: Bridget On: November 16, 2008 Comments: ( 0 )

As is our custom here at www.starsdancingontv.com, I will now recap the recently ousted Maurice Greene’s stop at the Jimmy Kimmel Show. I hope that Maurice provides some entertainment this week, Susan Lucci was a snore. It starts out good with Kimmel accidentally (or maybe not) calling Maurice the “fattest” man instead of the “fastest” man and then saying that Maurice was there to pretend he cares about DWTS. Fun.

Cheryl Burke came out with Maurice. She looks like a vixen from the late 1980’s in a black skirt and a black leather (pleather more likely) jacket and black strappy shoes. Jimmy did a little chatting about watching the performances and thinking they were great only to have the judges slam them. I’m picking up what you’re putting down Kimmel!! Jimmy then said that there was no rhyme or reason to it, it was more corrupt than the Olympics. HA!

Maurice blamed Jimmy for his loser status because he bet on Lance Bass to win rather than him. I guess that was mildly funny, I guess. There was some other blather, none of it especially humorous. Cheryl did say that she made Maurice shave his mustache off. Did he have a mustache? Why don’t I remember that?

That was about it. Yawn.