Dancing with the Stars Episode 5 Results

Posted By: admin On: April 21, 2010 Comments: ( 1 )

Will Kate Go? For the love of Gawd, I sure hope so. Tonight is the night - I can feel it in me bones.

Nicole/Derek and Kate/Tony were asked to step forward. Hmmm. Nicole and Derek are safe - woot! Kate and Tony are NOT safe. WOOHOO!!!  The hag will be going home. I can feel it. And yes Jo-Ann I can certainly see Jon’s side so much better now.

Recraps. The only good thing is Derek Hough was so excited that he fell off the chair/bench in the backstage confessional. LOL!

Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower were asked to do their Cha Cha Cha again. I’m shocked the encore dance was NOT Nicole and Derek.

While they are doing this - I interviewed my mother to see why everyone but Evan was Siiick, disgusting, etc. She said this is not a family friendly prime time show anymore. Good Lawd, Mom! We aren’t living in the 1950’s. Eventually you are going to have to let some raunchiness into your living room. You need to liven things up from time to time.

Apparently Chelsie has a slight wardrobe malfunction with the top of her dress. Nothing was seen so don’t worry about trying to google any boob slippages or anything.

The entertainment tonight is….. I don’t know. I wasn’t listening. Oops. 2 pros are dancing but I don’t know them. Fast forwarding right now. I thought at first it was Maks, but nope, just a Maks look-a-like.

Chad/Cheryl and Niecy/Louis were asked to step forward now. Chad/Cheryl are still in jeopardy, fate will be revealed later, but Niecy and Louis are safe as kittens.

Adam Carolla is back.  Apparently his first bit was so good he gets fake brick behind him. LOL! The best of this bit was when he said he fave dance was Kate’s. He then said “let’s now watch that again at regular speed.” ahaha! Yeah it wasn’t slow motion, peeps. She’s just so freakin slow.

Legendary Debbie Allen will be performing tonight. Debbie is my aunt. Well not this Debbie Allen but I do have an aunt named Debbie Allen. Did u follow that?  ha!  She is reliving her Fame role. I loved that movie and that TV series. She just stood there barking like she did in the movie. I am guessing she won’t be dancing. Hmm? What a rip.

Some unknown woman is trying to entertain us like Shakira only can. Ugh! Our pro boys are at there dancing and shimmey-ing around her. Now I’m jealous of her. Boo! And I must say that it is really nice to see Tony Dovolani dancing fast - in his element ya know. Very refreshing indeed.

Our stars are designing the costumes again. Not sure if this is this week or next week. I just don’t really care.

Evan/Anna are safe. Jake and Chelsie are in jeopardy.

Erin/Maks are safe as can be. Pam/Damian are still in jeopardy.

Now they are recapping for us again. Geez - how much torture can we endure before Kate is sent packing? Who will join Kate/Tony in the bottom 2 tonight? Hmmm my dear blog readers? Jake/Chelsie just slid into home and are safe. Chad/Cheryl also did the Pete Rose into home plate. BTW, my dog keeps tossing and turning and kicking me. She wants Kate to be sent home too as she is restless. Pam/Damian are in the bottom 2. Kate is going home I know it now.

Ding Dong the Witch is Dead! Go home and stay there.  Tony knew it all along. The judges are on their feet - why? ARGHH! Quit patronizing her. Brooke asked her what she takes away from this - she is crying. Tony is giving her lots of credit for showing up. Blah blah blah.

Until the next time….

Dancing with the Stars Episode 5

Posted By: admin On: April 20, 2010 Comments: ( 1 )

Will tonight be Kate’s downfall once and for all? We can only hope!  Tonight is movie night by the way.

First impressions: Chad and Cheryl are going to be animalistic with their animal print outfits. Erin Andrews has on a short blonde wig (channeling her inner Uma Thurman from Pulp Fiction, perhaps?).  Jake is in Rumba attire. Read Episode 4 post about what the attire looks like. Although Chelsie is in fringe so maybe they won’t have the Rumba. Niecy Nash is like a ray of sunshine in yellow/orange fringe. Louis has on suspenders.  Evan and Anna are once again skinny as sin. They looks so suave and debonair.  Nicole has her hair all pinned up and is wearing all black while Derek is in a tux.  Kate Gosselin looks gawdy in pink rags.  Pamela Anderson is in pink plaid and boy is it tight.

Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel have the Jive. Their movie is La Bamba. She is having fun but isn’t very light on her feet. She is also shaking what God gave her. This was an entertainment piece but it looked like she had a hard time keeping up. She ended by giving Len a huge kiss on his baldy head. There’s a red lipstick mark to prove it. Len said she got her personality out into the dance, but it was a bit soft and needed more bounce in her feet. Bruno said there was so much going on on the upper decks (referring to her boobies), he pointed out where they went wrong (Louis manned up and see he went wrong not her). Carrie Ann said she is the shimmy queen and agreed with the others, but said it was nice to have her back. Scores were all 6’s for an 18 out of 30.

Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke have the Quickstep this week and their movie is Lion King. He looks like he is a bit hunched over at times. They are dancing to Bare Necessities and I must say this is an awkward song to dance to. I thought they did well - I wasn’t blown away, but I think he is improving. Bruno said it was a bit too wild as it lost control - his hold and frame werr terrible. Carrie Ann said it was strange where she saw improvement and then saw him lacking in places - body contact was lacking. Len thought it was lively, better posture, but the big problem was his upper chest needed to stay calm and the bottom half is really working. Scores were all 6’s for a total of 18 out of 30.

Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy have the jive. They are fighting about her shoes - and pretty much find something they disagree about everyday according to Maks. ha!  Their movie is pulp fiction by the way. She is really light and sharp but something weird is going on with her upper half when she is doing her kicks like she is stooping down or hunching over. I also do not like her free arm.  This dance was so fast I’m actually impressed she kept up.  I thought she did much better than last week though. Carrie Ann liked it - she loved the story and how it was delivered.  She said she seemed a little too fast with her feet. Len loved when they started going fast, but said it got a bit hectic at times. Bruno said her Uma magic was just right and this was her best timing ever and she didn’t go wrong once. I must say as a side note that her black spandex pants are very HOT on her little body. Scores are 2 7’s and an 8 from Bruno for a 22 out of 30.

Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower dance the Cha Cha and their movie is Risky Business. Guess he is in Rumba attire for this cha cha. ha! He comes in wearing just a shirt and no pants symbolic of Tom Cruise’s living room dance. Hot stuff right there, folks! Chelsie comes out with his pants to which he quickly puts on.  That is something new we have NEVER seen before. He is messing up the steps a bit. His hips are definitely in it though. I thought it was pretty entertaining. Len loves that he comes out 100% giving his all - he pointed out the mess up, but said it was great fun. Bruno threw money at him - ha - I guess he didn’t want him to put his pants on. He liked it. Carrie Ann said he’s got the guts so enjoy the glory - she loved the whole package. Scores were 2 8’s and a 7 from Len for a 23 out of 30.

Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood have the Quickstep to 9-5 where Pam channels her inner Dolly Parton. They have props - table, with typewriter, coffee cup, etc. Not sure Len will like all that stuff taking up a lot of the dance at the beginning. This is a pretty slow quickstep. Her footwork isn’t as precise at it needs to be.  They dance up onto the chair, onto the table, and then down the other chair. Very creative, but I don’t believe it was her best dance. Bruno said her characterization is always spot on all throughout the dance, liked the posture, more movement was needed. Carrie Ann agrees with Bruno said her hold was a bit loosey goosey. Len said couldn’t stand all the stuff at the beginning (go figure) - too much messing around - all that, no Thanks! Scores were 1 8 from Bruno, 1 7 from Carrie Ann, and a 6 from Len for a total of 21 out of 30.

Foxtrotting is Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani to Breakfast Club. That’s why she looks gawdy b/c she is wearing 80’s clothes. She is acting all Bitchy again in practice. I wish she’d get with the program or get off the dang show.  He keeps complaining about her energy or lack of - and lack of motivation. Well then why are you on the show?  Oh yeah, the money - that’s why. Whatev! I am NOT looking forward to this even though I love this movie and song. Song is “Don’t You Forget About me.” Oh this is just terrible - just walking around the stage waving her arms. She did do a trick where he caught her neck as she bent back. She did a nice trick at the end too where she spun around and then went through is legs. I was NOT impressed though - ugh! Poor Tony. Carrie Ann  said itty bitty bits of grace are developing, but she can’t complete a full sentence with it as it sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown. Len said it was neat and precise comparing it to a stroll rather than a dance. Bruno said she was catatonic, he feels like she has gone backwards, it isn’t good enough. I agree! UGH! I’m tired of her! Scores were all 5’s for a 15 out of 30.

Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough have the Tango to Pretty Woman. He strips off her black dress and reveals a red one to resemble the one Julia had on when Richard smacks her hand with the jewelry box. I love that scene still to this day.  She has got this tango down - love the face. She has nice kicks - very sharp and high. The hold is very good. I love the music to this - fits so well. I loved it!   The crowd is going wild. Len thought it was Nicole’s best dance and the best dance of the season so far. Bruno called them 2 players at the top of the game - he is standing up and is all over Len shouting “The pride and power of the tango portrayed to perfection!” Carrie Ann called them Superstars - saying every moment was a snapshot of art. Scores were 2 10’s and a 9 from Len for a 29 out of 30.

Last on the floor is Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya dancing the Rumba to Armageddon movie. The song is “I don’t want to miss a thing.” He is so damn elegant and tall. I love him! I did not, however, find this Rumba sexy. I thought it was pretty fast, but I still liked it. Bruno said his top lines are just exquisite and his spins are spot on. His hips are getting better, but keep the motion going fluidly. Carrie Ann said something really beautiful was going on caused by the movement. Len said it had artistry, fluidity, saying it was a great job. The only thing I do NOT love about Evan is his hair. He needs to get that mop job did! Scores were all 9’s for a 27 out of 30.

I hope to GAWD, Kate is in trouble this week. So sick of her! I think Chad could be in trouble because of him and Cheryl not having a lot of chemistry this week, Niecy Nash could be in trouble as well. Other than that everyone else was pretty darn good. Thoughts?  I do know my Mom was disgusted with almost everyone but Evan - which I don’t get. She did not elaborate so maybe I can interview her and get her thoughts on what was so disgusting about everyone but Evan.  ha! See ya tomorrow night, folks - where Kate will be sent packing! Here’s to wishful thinking.

Dancing with the Stars Episode 4 Results

Posted By: admin On: April 14, 2010 Comments: ( 1 )

Who will go? Kate or someone else? Why is there always one person in the group that we always want to go home (Marie, Donny, etc.) but they never do? Why does this always happen? Go home, Kate, GO HOME!

First safe couple: Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke (he hugged Jake Pavelka first before Cheryl). Second safe couple: Jake Pavelk and Chelsie Hightower

Encore dance belongs to Pamela Anderson and Damian Hightower. I knew this before they even said anything. I’m THAT good. Ok, maybe not. ha! It was just as good again.

Now we get a movie trailer that is rated R. ha! Someone is walking around with a silver mask on and the mirrorball trophy in their hands. The mask is like Jason with rhinestones on it and it looks like he is stabbing them with the trophy. Bruno rips the mask off and laughs like a madman. The title is Tuesday the 13th. I thought it was rather hilarious and cheeky. I kind of liked it.

Sade is performing now. Apparently she has a new album out now. I do love all her old stuff (Smooth Operator, No Ordinary Love, etc.). Out dancing for us is Chelsie Hightower and Damian Whitewood dancing the Rumba.

Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya are now safe.

Now we see old videos/photos of our pros. Awww. Such cute kids. Maks doesn’t look very good though - funny how he is so hot now.

Group dance of some teens that apparently Mark Ballas choreographed.

ChaChaBlanca movie trailer is now on. Apparently they are setting us up for movie week next week. Now after commercial another movie trailer - this one about Tony Dovolani. He is running around like a madman aka Glambo. How embarrASSing.

Next safe couple: Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough. Also coming back: Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood.

More entertainment…. Nothing but Strings (from America’s Got Talent) and just regular dancers. Oh some famous woman is out there, but I don’t know who it is. Can you tell I’m bored? I did like the strings guys from America’s Got Talent though.

Sade is back singing Sweetest Taboo. blah although I like the song.

Next safe couple: Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy (I thought they might go).

Next movie trailer: Double Ochocinco - a play on James Bond obviously.

BTW, Niecy’s boobs look like they are about ready to pop out of her blue dress tonight. How can that be comfy? Anyways - next safe couple is Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani. WTH? UGH!

Bottom two is Niecy Nashy/Louis Van Amstel and Aiden Turner/Edyta Sliwinska. Leaving us tonight is Aiden Turner and Edyt Sliwinska. He looks shocked and hurt. BOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Damn that, Kate!

Dancing with the Stars Episode 4

Posted By: admin On: April 13, 2010 Comments: ( 1 )

All I know is this better be Kate’s downfall. It should be a night of romance, but it might be a night of extreme raunchiness with Pamela on the show. We get raunchy rumbas and tempting tangos tonight and also this is our very first ever 2-score night (technique score and performance score).

First impressions: Before I begin let me start off by saying that all I have to do is look at the first few costumes to figure out what dances they are gonna do. Can’t we change it up a bit, costume people? Out of the gate are Chad and Cheryl wearing typical Rumba wear which consists of a tan see through top resembling a pajama shirt and brown pants and Cheryl wearing something resembling lingerie although she is a bit more covered up than say Edyta will be. Out comes Erin and Maks and she is in red (typical tango wear) and I don’t know if he is stepping on her dress but she is having issues coming down the steps. Jake and Chelsie must also have the tango b/c she, too, is in red and black. Niecy and Louis are not in typical Rumba wear so at least they changed it up a bit. Evan and Anna are in all black and WOW are they both looking really thin tonight and look perfectly suited as well. Nicole looks like Disney’s Jasmine tonight with some type of headdress on and her hair in a long braid down her left shoulder. And…Derek almost bit it going down the steps. Slick spot? That’s where Erin tripped too. Oh and here comes Edyta scantly clad - now should I be surprised? I mean it looks like she is wrapped in foil and someone cut a big piece out of the middle and let one leg completely out of the wrapping. WTH? No words for Kate - I’m tired of seeing her face. She did have a fake smile on. Pamela is in white and showing the half side of her body and wearing gawd awful turquoise eye shadow. Ugh - why does she always try to kiss Damian on the lips. U know they are doing the horizontal mambo.

Now we get a round table discussion as the judges discuss the contestants in how they will translate into the dances this week. Where do they come up with all this filler stuff? Now Jonathon Roberts and Anna Demidova are showing us a proper tango. Her bottom portion of her dress is a bunch of tulle. They are also showing us the three moves each couple MUST do tonight while the move is named on screen.

Up first is Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy dancing the tangolicious tango. This week we are focusing on footwork to please Len. She is having back problems and didn’t want to tell anyone about it. The doctor came in and put some type of patch on it and she is gonna suck it up and unleash their torrid tango.  Erin starts standing behind Len  and she rubs him down his front. Oooh la la. They dance to Sweet Dreams by the Eurythmics. I love her hgh kicks and her legs are so long and smashing. Intensity is good. There was something odd with her head or her face. I couldn’t quite place it but her upper body didn’t seem strong enough or intense enough.  I did like her high kicks right in front of the judges table though. Len thought the start was brilliant (of course he did)..he appreciated all the content and mentioned she needed to get on her heels as she walks forward. Bruno said the start was really well, but then it went wrong and it seemed like she couldn’t catch the performance or the technique. Carrie Ann said her performance suffered because she was so focused on her technique. Erin told Brooke that her heel got caught in her dress and she was just glad to be standing. So that’s where it went wrong. Ok… Scores for technical: C - 6, L - 6, B - 6 for a total of 18. Scores for performance: C-7, L-7, B-7 for a 21 out of 30 for a grand total of 39 out of 60.

Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya are dancing the tango this week and he still has broken toes apparently. Evan needs to work on tucking his bum and he can only stomp one foot because of his broken toes. Ouch! That’s all I have to say. She starts on a chair and is looking sexy as heck. I don’t see where he is tucking his bum though. It is really sticking out there. I don’t know - I didn’t think he was strong enough as a leading man here - I thought he was bendy and I am not digging his black Ken doll hair. It was a good dance but it was hard to see the tango in it. Wonder what the judges will say. Bruno said it was strong, powerful with a hint of some type of arrogance. He could tell he worked on the technique. Carrie Ann said the technique and performance were a perfect blend. Len loved how he stepped forward on the heel and it pleased him. Scores for technical: C - 9, L - 8, B - 9 = 26/30. Scores for performance: C - 9, L - 8 , B - 9 = 26/30. Grand total 52 out of 60.

Next round table discussion is about the Rumba and how it translates with the contestants. They are wondering if Pam will go raunchy or the love route. I think she will go raunchy in my opinion. Showing us the proper Rumba and the 3 special moves are Dmitry Chaplin and Kym Johnson wearing nothing but underwear (I am NOT kidding you). And that’s kinda funny but Kym Johnson is the reigning pro champ and she isn’t back defending her title this season. That kind of bites.

Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel have to rehearse on the set of “Clean House.” Louis wants Niecy to go back 17 years to when her brother passed away. He wants her to get into a spiritual mindset. We shall see - she could barely keep her eyes open in rehearsals.  They dance to “Taking Chances” by Celine Dion.  I really like her lines and elegance/grace so far. She just needs to move those hips a bit more in the swing out moves and point her toes when she is wrapping her leg around his. Other than that I thought she did great. The ending move was great - she just held on and he leaned over. She went over and hugged a lady in the audience not sure if it was her mom or not. Len thought the opening outs showed beautiful arms. He wanted more hip action though and didn’t see any highlights. He thought it was a bit boring. Bruno said it looked like she was in a trance and it needed more hip action. Carrie Ann loved the tribute part and felt the emotional connection.  She was confused b/c it didn’t read well in the dance. Scores for technical: C -6, L -6 , B -6  = 18/30. Scores for performance: C -6 , L - 6 , B - 6 =18/30. Grand Total = 36/60.

Aiden Turner and Edyta Sliwinska dance the Rumba. Apparently Aiden might be too shy for this Rumba. I would be too if my partner was wrapped in foil and her privates only partially covered.  They dance to Kris Allen’s “Live Like You were Dying.” Edyta is looking beautiful here with her moves, but it looks like he is just throwing his arms out to the side (well his arm AND leg) and just posing while she does all the work. Susan Lucci is up in the audience cheering him on. Carrie Ann said she felt his comfort, but said the movement was generated from the wrong place. Len said he acted out the dance but there was no flow to it - lots of stops/starts.  Bruno said it was like stop motion animation and movement needs to come from the center. Tom said “loved the outfit” and you know he is referring to Edyta’s tin foil barely there outfit.  You are a typical man, Tommy. Scores for technical: C - 5, L - 5 , B - 5 = 15/30 . Scores for performance: C - 6 , L - 6 B - 6 = 18/30. Grand total 33 out of 60.

Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Houghare also Rumba-ing. She is having issues with being romantic with Derek. ha! She, too, is also focusing on technique this week. I am NOT digging her outfit, but she did a twirling move with her arms and it was gorgeous. They dance to “The First Time Ever I saw Your Face.” Her lines are awesome and the romance is amazing.  This has nice continuous flow with slow and fast movements alternating. I think Len will like this proper Rumba.  She slowly lifts her leg in the air and it was HOT! They end like they just might kiss although they don’t. It was HOT! Bruno said she was beautiful to watch but tonight she had stumbles and wasn’t spot on saying her hip action could be more - he needs more sex. Carrie Ann called her out on being nervous saying her ankles were quivering, but she liked the traditional lines. Len loved the balance b/w technique and performance. He didn’t like how her arms were over exaggerated in the “sliding doors” movement. Scores for technical: C - 9 , L - 8 , B - 8 = 25/30.  Scores for performance: C - 8 , L - 8 , B - 9 = 25/30. Grand total 50/60.

Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower are dancing the tango tonight. He shows up to rehearsal with a tee that reads “Turn Up. Keep Up. Shut Up” on the front and on the back “Trust Your Pro.” He is going to now let his guard down and trust Chelsie. He messes up a lot and keeps saying “Dammit.”  Whenever he says he can’t do something he must drop and give her 10. ha! This is pretty fast paced and he has on the “it hurts face” which is unusual for someone not an actor. He is really being the strong lead here which is good. They dance UP the stairs and turn and dance down the stairs and it was pretty freakin amazing!  Dang it - it was so good but he tripped on her dress and went down on his knee and couldn’t keep form. He quickly got back on there and got back into character.”Tis a shame because this was looking like one of his best dances. Despite the almost trip I thought it was GREAT! Len loved how he attacked it and his enthusiasm, but said it started to fall apart with his many incidents. Bruno loved the energy but said it was very, very, very messy (questionable footwork and messy posture). Carrie Ann said his biggest problem is the way he holds her - they aren’t quite connected. Carrie Ann loved the performance tonight. Scores for technical: C - 6 , L - 7, B - 6 = 19/30 . Scores for Performance: C - 7, L - 6, B - 6 = 19/30 . Grand Total 38/60.

Kate Gosselin and Toni Dovolani who needs to go home this week have the Tango this week. She is complaining how she brings all the stuff with her like the custody stuff to rehearsal. She is complaining how she can’t do it and she feels bad for Tony for having her. She is having lots of self doubt. Where was that harsh woman on her TLC show that showed John who was boss? She is nowhere to be found. UGH! So frustrating, annoying, and embarrassing to watch that is for sure. I thought this might be a train wreck but surprisingly the tango movements fit her “style.” The trick at the end was pretty well executed as well but I wonder if the lift police will get on her? Hmmm? Bruno said we are having a mini-breakthrough tonight - stay in the right direction. Technique is really bad but she is finally starting to move out there. Carrie Ann said she is really proud of her and loves her determination - and she did call out the lift.  Len complimented Tony on bringing Kate to dance her best dance so far. Scores for technical: C - 4, L - 5 , B - 5 = 14/30.  Scores for Performance: C - 6, L - 6, B - 6 = 18/30. Grand Total 32 out of 60.

Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke have the sexy Rumba - he wanted to make love on the dance floor. Let’s see if he is really into this. He is shaking his hips and she is texting and not paying attention. ha! Chad is having problems with being romantic. He says it is “all this chocolate!” ahahaha! She points out the ring he gave her..hmmm. This is giving me goosebumps so far. Len has a big smile on his face. It was pretty intense and not in a raunchy way. I thought they did really well. They landed on stage laying on white feathers. Carrie Ann said he turned on the heat - saying this is his best dance by miles. She liked his posture and hip action. Len said improvement in the posture and performance - his best dance. Bruno asked Cheryl what she’s been doing this week - saying the hunk was smoldering this week. He liked the fluidity and lines. Scores for Technical: C - 7, L - 6, B - 8 = 21/30.  Scores for Performance: C - 8, L - 7, B - 8 = 23/30.  Grand Total 44/60.

Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood are last up dancing the Rumba.  This should be pretty raunchy. Len already warned her not to get too raunchy with it which is a good warning. We shall see.I already have goosebumps. I think she might be the perfect person to do this dance… To be honest with you I was expecting a raunch fest and I did NOT get that. It was pretty darn classy and romantic. I actually was expecting a bit more, but I still liked it. Len said out of all the girl celebs the spiral step was the best he had seen it. She was a little overdressed but very good. ha! Bruno said it was refined while being drop dead sexy.  Bruno said it was the best dance she’d ever done. Carrie Ann said she felt magic was happening - she said there were strange things happening at times with her arms, but other than that it was very good.  Scores for Technical: C - 7, L - 8, B - 8 = 23/30.  Scores for Performance: C - 8, L - 7, B - 9 = 24/30.  Grand Total 47/60.

Hmmm…I must say that the who will be in the bottom 2 is not real clear cut to me. Perhaps Aiden, Kate, Jake or Erin. I think tonight it was wide open as mistakes were abound.  Who did you like? Who did you hate? Who do you love to hate? haha!

Dancing with the Stars Episode 3 Results

Posted By: admin On: April 7, 2010 Comments: ( 3 )

Kate better go is all I have to say. UGH! Can’t stand to see her face or her drama anymore.

Wow - right to results huh? First safe couple is Aiden Turner and Edyta Sliwinska. Also safe is Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

Recraps along with backstage confessional. I did notice the Cheryl was stuck to Chad’s arm like they were a couple. They were kind of glued to each other.

Encore dance belongs to Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya. They deserved it - they were great!

Reba McIntyre is singing now and I can’t stand it - I can’t stand country music. Luckily Edyta, Chelsie, Maks, and some guy that looks like Maks are holding my attention. I’ll pretend I’m deaf. Hey, I guess it is Maks brother - no wonder they look alike.

Next safe couple is Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel.

Chelsie is now dancing to Derek Hough’s guitar strumming. They dance while someone snaps and it was pretty intense. Now we see Mark Ballas strumming on the guitar while Chelsie and Derek dance the Paso Doble. I must say I do NOT like Chelsie’s black hair under her blonde but I am enjoying this dance. Dang this is REALLY good. Very hard core Paso Doble. Awesome job and Mark guitar-ing was great too.

According to Tom we will have a double-score showdown next week. Each dance on Monday will have 2 scores one for technique and one score for performance. They also need to do specific moves. Len said season Ten is turning into Season Ten-sion. Hmmm..whatev, Len.

Next safe couple is Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough.

Melissa Rycroft has been the female chosen to return along with Joey Fatone. They will now reveal what song America chose. Remember, this is the design a dance contest that goes on every year. Song is “Rock and Roll All Night”…I think that is what Tom said.

Once again, Reba - ick! Here comes Dmitry and Lacey. Nice! Dmitry has his shirt open by the way  - a classic Dmitry move.

Now we get behind the scenes with Melissa Rycroft and she is interviewing Cameron Mathison who never seems to go away.

Next safe couple is Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya. Also coming back next week is Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke.

Apparently Chad and Cheryl have the Rumba (the dance of love) and he said “why not just make love on the dance floor.” Cheryl was embarrassed and had no comment. ha! Tom said next week will be pay per view so get your order in. LOL! Hey, I’d watch.

Next we see how well the cast get along. More filler stuff to drag the show out..although I do love backstage stuff. I just think this results show could be 30 minutes long.

Now to the results - Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood are safe. Also safe are Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani (DAMN IT). That leaves us with a bottom two of Jake Pavelka/Chelsie Hightower and Buzz Aldrin/Ashly Costa. Leaving us tonight is Buzz Aldrin and Ashly Costa. Jake look worried but seriously he should NOT be in the bottom 2. Damn that Kate! She needs to go down next week! That’s all I have to say about that.

Dancing with the Stars Episode 3

Posted By: admin On: April 6, 2010 Comments: ( 1 )

Tonight the stars must tell a story according to Len. They stated that last episode was the most watched program and I doubt it was tonight with the NCAA championship game on. That’s why I had to DVR DWTS so I could root for my Butler Bulldogs who did not pull it out in the end.  They gave it a great fight though.

First impressions: Chad and Cheryl are in Paso Doble attire. He has on a matador jacket that is all open showing a nice ripped chest and tummy. Erin Andrews and Maks look lovely tonight. I think they make a cute couple. And their are rumors going around that they just might be off the dance floor. Jake is in a brown suit with no tie and Chelsie has on a dark wig kinda reminding me of Cleopatra. Niecy Nash all decked out in peach and I must say Louis looks smashing tonight in the same peach color with a matching peach tie. It looks really good on him.  Evan has on a tux and Anna reminds me Lucille Ball  in an evening gown. Ashly is in purples/blues and Buzz in all medals. I hope he watches out if he spins too fast he might hit himself or Ash in the face. Derek and Nicole are decked out in sailor costumes. Not digging her short curly hair. ugh! Derek looks cute in a little boy way. They have Nicole’s sailor costume really accenting her cleavage. Edyta is showing all of her tummy except one strip down the middle (go figure). Aiden in a suit - blah! Annoying Kate is in red and her hair extensions are back in. Tony in black and red…a familiar costume. Pamela Anderson is in pink with a huge bumpit in her hair. Damian has on a matador costume with his front open showing a nice tanned chest and abs. owwww! It’s like Barbie and Ken. Ok Nicole’s boobs are huge and are about ready to pop outta her costume. And Brooke Burke looks great in black but man she is a stick! Much more tiny than when she won the trophy.

And we get a Storm Team weather alert just as we are about to start - well damnit all to hell. What am I missing now?  Looks like some of our pros that aren’t on this season are back dancing in a group dance - Lacey Schwimmer, Anna Demidova, Jonathon Roberts, Dmitry Chaplin - looks like they are giving us lessons in how to do these dances. There is a blond out there that I don’t know and a guy I don’t know either. Well that was entertaining.

First up is Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya dancing the Quickstep. Man her hair is super red - doesn’t even look natural. He starts with a solo and is looking for his girl who is backstage in a makeup mirror. Not sure if Len will like that whole first part b/c he doesn’t like them piddly fartin’ around at the beginning of dances. They were not together at the beginning of that bit, but quickly got back on. This is a quick quickstep and you know what that means - I like it. They are doing great so far. He really looks like a leading man not a star dancer. He even did a cartwheel. They fall down back to back looking exhausted. It was rather cute if you ask me. Len got the story and he was cheered up by it, but work on the feet. Bruno said he gave her the ride of her life and then dumped her. Carrie Ann thought it was great - twinkling, energetic, and loved the characters. BTW, Evan has a couple of broken toes - ouch! Scores were 2 9’s and 1 8 from Len for a 26 out of 30.

Buzz Aldrin and Ashly Costa have the waltz. Ashly is frustrated with him over thinking things. Poor old man - he seems frustrated. He is a serviceman coming home to greet his daughter. Awww. The only thing I didn’t like was that he was very far away from her in the hold, but I think he did rather well given his age. So far, I thought it was one of his best dances. Bruno called it royal and dignified, he said the movement didn’t really go anywhere as far as the flow goes. Carrie Ann believed the story telling and loved the beginning when they came together. Len loved the innocent charm, but didn’t like the technique and oversimplified routine. Scores were 2 4’s and a 5 from Carrie Ann for a total of 13 out of 30.

Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower have the Quickstep. And yes, she is Cleopatra and he opens up the tomb to reveal her. hmmm… they fight and he thinks she is disrespectful. They talk about it and hug after it. Awww. He is holding a flashlight looking for her and she pops out cracking her neck. The hat fell on the floor hope they don’t fall on it. ha! I thought they did pretty well - the story was great and he kept up just fine. Perhaps the footwork could have been just a bit better but it was fun and that’s what it is all about. Carrie Ann loved the story telling, but said the production value was set too high b/c his legs were too soft. Len said he needs to straighten up during the Quickstep not keep the legs so bent. He thought it was great entertainment though. Bruno loved it and agreed with both Len and Carrie Ann. Scores were all 7’s for  21 out of 30.

Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel dancing the waltz. They are supposed to be an interracial couple in the 60’s trying to be a couple but society or the law frowns upon it. She is crying and Louis is as well during rehearsals.   It was touching. She looked like she stumbled with the steps there at the start. I don’t think this is her dance - doesn’t flow like it should. It seems like she is thinking too much. Although the turning trick was pretty cool close to the end. Good story just not well executed. Len thought it was brave not having props. He thought they pulled it off, but work on better technique. Bruno said it was a tale of loving against all odds and they succeeded - he pointed out the stumbling which I saw as well. He thought she acted it well. Carrie Ann thought it was an important story to tell, but she was confused at the ending of it. Scores were all 7’s for a 21 out of 30.

Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke have the Quickstep this week. I wonder how this will work for him not doing so hot last week. This week he is supposed to be seducing her which he said is imitating real life b/c he keeps trying and she always rejects him. ha! He certainly has the Paso face on (disgusted). I actually think he is pretty good here. He is really into the character and his legs look so long in those pants. You could tell he wanted to go in for the kiss at the end. They look good together. Bruno said the power and determination is back, but be careful of losing the lines. He said it was a big difference. Carrie Ann said you could tell he really wanted the girl - miles ahead of where he was last week, but work on his shoulders. Len said it was much better than last week, but work on posture. Scores were 2 7’s and a 6 from Len for a 20 out of 30.

Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood have the Paso Doble this week. She has got the mean face on too. She runs off the stage and he just throws her around. Not sure if all that was intentional. ha! I think her movements could be more rough and on point. I think out of everyone their story was the weakest although she did have the mean face on constantly. It was still good though and I don’t think she should be in the bottom 2 by any means. Carrie Ann definitely got that she hates the bull fighter. She loved her artistry and she really knows the shape of her body, but that she threw herself off a few times. Len thought she coped well with being in the bottom 2, loved the intensity and focus, but it needs refinement. Bruno called her a great performer and she has the ability to perform and keep going.  Scores were all 7’s for a 21 out of 30.

Dancing the quickstep is Aiden Turner and Edyta Sliwinska. He has some high knees like he is marching and it looks kind of weird. The guy singer singing this is hitting the high notes and his voice is cracking. Very distracting. I thought they did well, but the storyline was lacking. They just had the beginning bit where he was painting and she came down the steps. He did keep up though and his knees weren’t as soft as Jake Pavelka’s.  Len thought it was careful and not carefree and called out an incident. Bruno said he looks as happy as a clown this week, but thought it was a bit skippy. He can see an improvement. Carrie Ann liked his growing confidence, but thought he was a little too light on his feet. Scores were 2 7’s and a 6 from Len for a 20 out of 30.

Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy have the Waltz. She will be blindfolded so she can just go on a ride with him and not think too much. Now sure where the blindfold comes into play here as she is not wearing it and I’m not sure what her story is either as they didn’t explain it in practice either..or I could have missed it. Wow - they looked like they were gonna kiss and then he steps behind her and puts on the blindfold. Wow - she is doing great. I think this blindfold has eye slits in it, but who knows? That was HOT and sexy! Who would have thought a waltz could be hot and sexy like that? Bruno called her a kinky thing. He thought the hold was fantastic, but on her own the movement wasn’t big enough. Carrie Ann thought it was beautiful story telling - the prop added lots of dimension. She called out the death grip again. Len thought it was a boring start, but said there wasn’t enough Waltz to it. Boo Len! Scores were 2 8’s and a 7 from Len for a 23 out of 30.

Kate Gosselin and Toni Dovolani have the Paso Doble this week which should be interesting. I bet it will suck. Tony brings in an acting coach to help her become a performer. She starts crying because she’s had to hide between her masked face.Boo freakin hoo, Kate! Get over it! Tony is a press man taking pics of her and she is being herself acting mad at all the pics being taken of her. The steps are just too basic, slow and boring. She needs to LEAVE! Carrie Ann said it was odd and it was odd to watch. Len said she got through it and it looked like she got through her nerves. It was a lot of walking around. Bruno said for once she played the character, but said it needs to translate into movement. Scores were all 5’s for a total of 15 out of 30.

Last up is Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough who have the Quickstep. She finally breaks down under pressure (it happens)…but she’ll do good, I’m sure. WOW - what a huge undertaking!! Major choreography right there, folks. I loved it. Very cute and entertaining. I couldn’t even look away to type. Len thought they broke the rules saying it wasn’t the Quickstep. Bruno said as a performance it was incredible, but he agrees with Len. Carrie Ann said they did a lift and they broke hold but she wants front row seats when they take that act on the road. Scores were 1 9 from Bruno, 1 8 from Carrie Ann, and a 6 from Len for a 23 out of 30.

Bottom 2 should be Buzz and Kate with Kate going. I am tired of seeing her face. ugh!

DWTS Episode 2 Results

Posted By: admin On: March 31, 2010 Comments: ( 1 )

So we’re back. Will Kate Gosselin leave us tonight? Gah, I can only hope so. I hope we can get right to the results - and it looks like we might as the couples are standing front and center under the lights. And yes, we are going to get right to some results - yayy! First safe couple is: Buzz Aldrin and Ashly Costa. First couple in the bottom 2 is: Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood.  Guess America doesn’t like her sex appeal. She asks him “Are we in the bottom 2?” He said mmhmm and she replied with Oh My Goodness. Hmmm… Interesting, indeed.

We are now getting Len’s take on the competition as well as backstage confessions mixed in. I didn’t even pay any attention to this. Encore dance belongs to Nicole and Derek with their awesomely fantastical jive. Still just as good the second time around.

Now we get our pro’s giving us a special treat - I guess Michael Jackson’s choreographer(s) choreographed this dance or something. I love watching the pros. Maks has shirt all the way open and I must say it is sexy as hell. The camera angles on this is just weird. Pros are walking in front of the camera, blowing kisses and they wound up in the new red room. Kinda chaotic if you ask me, but I still love my pros.

Adam Corolla is back giving us his favorite moments: Buzz’s Moon T-shirts  - apparently he has a lot of them. Edyta elbowed Aiden in the face. ha!

Next safe couple is Aiden Turner and Edyta Sliwinska. Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel are also safe.

The Beach Boys and John Stamos are up next performing. They are singing a medley starting with California Girls and here comes our pro girls all dressed in yellow. The men are out now with them as well. I wonder why Cheryl is always partnered with Maks. I think they look good together and both are single. Hmmm.  Kokomo is being sung now which is one of my faves. Anna and Louis are taking center stage on this song. John Stamos is playing the bongos in the back. I thought he sang. Maybe he’ll get his chance. Now John has a guitar on and is going to town on Fun Fun Fun. And that was it - I was still trying to figure out what John Stamos was doing there. I don’t get it. I do like the Beach Boys though.

Len is giving us the Len Commandments of Ballroom. He is in a Moses Robe holding tablets. Good lawd! Bring on the wine b/c we’ve got cheese right here, folks.  1. Thou Shall Not Kill Time (don’t mess around on stage giving flowers, taking off coats, etc.). 2. There Shall Not Take the Judges Name in Vain. We then proceed to hear Edyta cussing up a storm about being disappointed about the judges comments and directing it towards Len. Of course it is bleeped out, but yeah she’s a cusser for sure. 3. Thou Shall Not Steal Dance Moves. We see other couples peeking in on the practices. 4. There Shall Not Interrupt Len which was directed at Bruno who needs to quit the gyrating on the judges table. 5. Thou Shall Not Do Lifts as Sargent Carrie Ann is Watching You. 6. There shall Add rhinestones - many rhinestones. Keep it sparkly, people. 7. Thou may honor the judges with gifts. Got any crackers to go with this bit?

Len presents a challenge to the couples - next week they need to tell a story and leave out gimmicks.

Next safe couple is: Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya.  Speaking of Anna what happened to the other Anna pro dancer. Remember? We voted her in for last season..the tall blonde? I forgot about her.

Two more safe couples are: Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower as well as Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough. Kate Gosselin looks beat down, man.

Now some Haiti’s information to tug at our heart strings. Macy’s is performing for Haiti btw.

Next we get to see a day in the life of Brooke Burke who thinks her competing on the show gives her a lot of compassion for the contestants. When it is her and Tom together they are reading from a teleprompter but in the “red room” she called it a fish bowl - she is on her own. No wonder Samantha got tongue tied. UGH!

The next safe couple (this was supposed to be spoken by Brooke but we got Tom and Brooke saying the same thing..ha!) is Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy. Also safe is Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke. That leaves us with Shannen Doherty/Mark Ballas and Kate Gosselin/Tony Dovolani. I hope Shannen is safe - she needs more time on the show.

Next safe couple is Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani - UGH!  Shannen Doherty and Mark Ballas are in the bottom 2 with Pamela and Damian. Leaving us tonight is Shannen Doherty and Mark Ballas. I’m VERY DISAPPOINTED!!! Brooke said it best “I was really hoping to see more of you.” Me too, Shannen, me too! Boo!

DWTS Episode 2

Posted By: admin On: March 30, 2010 Comments: ( 1 )

So I am so gosh darn mad at myself for not having this on season pass. I went to the gym and worked out and I got home 32 minutes into it. I will have to find the episodes online and review them. Bah! The first three dances are merely me watching them online and there will be no first impressions tonight. Boo!

First out of the gate is Shannon Doherty and Mark Ballas dancing the jive. WOW! It looks like she had a blast out there for sure. She really let loose and shook her booty.  Her kicks could have been better but I’m impressed with Shannen. This could have been her downfall for sure, but she lived up to it. Mark is really good at jives so he really gave her some meat to sink her teeth into with this dance. Len thought it was a great start but that her legs could have been sharper. Carrie Ann loved how Mark pushed her hard. Bruno liked the energy much more this week and thought her kicks and flicks could have been higher. Scores were 2 7’s and a 6 from Len for a total of 20 out of 30.

Aiden Turner and Edyta Sliwinska have the foxtrot tonight. I thought they did pretty good. He seemed relaxed and limber and light on his feet. Len thought the movement was economic. Carrie Ann told them Nice Job! And Bruno said he can see a glimmer of hope for Aiden. Scores were 2 6’s and a 7 from Carrie Ann for a total of 19 out of 30.

Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya have the jive this week.  He does the splits over her head and he is so darn good at them.  Wow he is really good at this - very limber, quite the performer, nice flicks and kicks. Looks like they nailed it. Len told him to work on his feet and get them a tad bit sharper. Bruno said to be careful not to go wobbly. Carrie Ann said it was great and she liked the connection. Their scores are all 8’s for a 24 out of 30. Guess the judges liked it.

Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel have the foxtrot this week. Niecy thought she could get foxy but Louis had to set her straight. Louis had to break the dance down to her in terms of food so she could get it. LOL! She is in pink with some feathers at the bottom. She looks great although it appears her head is tilted back way too much for my tastes. She is very light on her feet though and seems to be enjoying herself. She ended by sitting on some guys last (hubby?) and Louis pulling out a ring to propose.  It was a cutesy dance. Len said it had ease and sophistication - called her a revelation. Bruno said it was nicely done like a strawberry milkshake. Carrie Ann asked if she spied a lift - and then said - no she didn’t.  She called her spectacular in her movements - she said they will need to do bigger next week though b/c of the competition. Scores were all 7’s for a 21 out of 30.

Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower have the jive and he is overwhelmed. He does some microphone tricks at the beginning. They dance to Hip to be Square. He’s got on high water black pants with white shoes. He has some high kicks going on and it looks like he is having fun  very limber and not holding back. He put in some John Travolta Grease moves with some shooting guns.  It was cute and entertaining. Bruno can tell he wants this really badly and wishes everyone put as much effort as he did. He needs to work on precision and technique.  Carrie Ann thought they did a lift - whatever! GIVE IT UP! She loves the start and the way he attacks the routines. Len thought overall he coped very well.  He thinks Jake has great potential. Scores were 2 7’s and a 6 from the lift police for a total of 20 out of 30.

Buzz Aldrin and Ashly Costa have the foxtrot and ole Buzzy needs the steps drawn out like a map. His wife pays him a visit to give him a pep talk. He salutes the fag and the moon is on the screen in the background. He looks hunched over. I thought this might be ole Buzzy’s dance, but it doesn’t look like it is.  He has a smile on his face though and he held onto Ashly as she did her thing which is good partner work.  Carrie Ann said it was very charming and tender - she loved how it tugged at the heart strings. The dancing part seemed like he was afraid to step on her toes. Len isn’t going to criticize a legend and he inspired everyone to go out and do their thing. Bruno said it looked like he was avoiding craters, but said it was great to have him on the show. Scores were all 4’s for a total of 12 out of 30.

Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough have the jive. I honestly can’t wait to see this out of them. ahhh! She is complaining about the song. She wanted a 50’s style, but they got a modern theme song. She is worried about Len not liking it - as she is very scared of him. ha! Can’t wait for this… As Nicole was doing a solo we see Derek in the new red room with Pamela Anderson. He runs on stage and does the Benji Schwimmer (Lacey’s brother and winner of So You Think You Can Dance) foot slide move. This is super fast paced. I honestly could NOT take my eyes off them. They had it all  - high kicks, entertainment factor - SOOO GOOD! Loved it!  Len said parts were fantastic, but he isn’t a big fan of the first 12 bars of it. He thinks she is very talented. Bruno thought it was phenomenal - he hasn’t seen a jive that good in week 2 ever. Carrie Ann called it perfection - she loved it and bowed to them. Scores were 2 10’s and an 8 from stingy stuck in the 40’s Len Goodman for a total of 28 out of 30.

Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkoskiy have the foxtrot and her being a tomboy is making this frustrating for her. Maks is the calm one in this relationship which is a big change for him this time around. ha! She’s all smiles and dances to Taylor Swift’s song. She does the splits and high kicks and it is looking pretty nice for a tomboy. Her turns can use some work though - as they are off balance. She had wardrobe issues and had to pull her top up. Bruno thought she was a natural - came out with such ease and natural elegance. He wants her to finish the movements and link them. He was interrupted by Tom and just sat there frozen. ha! Carrie Ann loved her flexibility, but to watch the death grip on the hold. Erin said that Maks told her hold his bicep and she admitted she couldn’t find it - he walks off. LMAO! Soo cute! Len said movement was fluid, but the footwork wasn’t too keen. He got on her for getting on Maks. He told her to turn up, keep up and shut up - get on with the dancing and trust in your pro. Hmm…I think he is PMSing tonight. As Tom is talking about what is to come, Erin is patting his arse and Maks is dirty dancing on the other side of him. LMAO! Scores were 2 8’s and a 7 from Len for a 23 out of 30. Maks has to show off his bicep so that everyone knows he has a big one. ha!

Tom says he is worried that Maks’ ego will not survive this season. ha!

Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood have the foxtrot. Will she make this sleazy too? She looks like Marilyn Monroe tonight. I like how they are using the music and doing little cutesy moves to it. I thought it was cute, but I was a bit bored by it. Not sure why, but was a bit bored. She kissed him on the lips at the end. I wonder if they have a thing going off the dance floor?  Tom made a funny saying “I don’t know what they are going to say (referring to the judges), but a bus full of Kennedy’s just pulled up.” haha! Carrie Ann loves how she gets into character, but work on her left shoulder.  Len said something that sounded like TITTilating or something. Carrie Ann died laughing. Len wants her to work on posture and her bust moving it away from Damian.  Bruno thought it was a delicious tribute to Marilyn. Scores were 2 7’s and an 8 from Bruno for a total of 22 out of 30.

Chad Ochocinco (I love saying his last name) and Cheryl Burke have the foxtrot.  He flirts with Chery in practice and she finds it awkward. She told him that if stops sticking his butt out through the whole dance she will give him a big kiss. hmmm… Let’s see it! She kisses his cheek. He loves her teaching style - whenever he does good he gets a kiss. He puts his hands over his face like a little school girl. It’s cute! He looks like he is really squeezing his butt cheeks in. ha! I think he looks a bit awkward doing this dance. I don’t’ think they will be on top of the leaderboard like he thinks they will. Len said there was little he could talk about to give him any encouragement - terrible posture and it was like the snow, you are just glad when its all over. Bruno said he looked uncomfy and felt he was going backwards. Carrie Ann said he has great potential but wants him to understand his potential and just let it go  - stop thinking about it so much. Scores were 2 5’s and a 6 from Carrie Ann for a total of 16 out of 30.

Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani are going at it - at each others throats. Hopefully someone can take her down a notch b/c she was pretty darn controlling in her personal relationship (I’m not saying John Gosselin isn’t at fault, but I could tell she ruled the roost). Hopefully she learns something from this. Tony quits and she says he can’t quit. Then we get a screen that reads ‘To Be Continued…’ Hmmmm..  BTW, they have the jive this week. He returns and they make up. She admits she wouldn’t want to teach herself either. Got that right, lady. She is in red fringe and has some nice legs. It doesn’t even look like her. She is messing up the steps and can’t keep up with the kicks. She looks very timid and unsure. She looks scared to death!  They have some nice tricks but man it was awful! Bruno said it reminds him of when he was in Elton John’s video and she’s turned it into a nightmare. He told her to get into the character. Carrie Ann said she made it through the whole routine and said she saw the fear on her face. Len said the nerves are breaking her at the moment. Len told her to come out and really go for it. Scores were all 5’s for a total of 15 out of 30.

So I loved Nicole and Derek! I also liked Jake and Chelsie as well as Evan and Anna. The only foxtrot I liked was Erin and Maks. How bout you?

DWTS Season 10 Series Premier

Posted By: admin On: March 23, 2010 Comments: ( 1 )

Tonight is the night! We get to see our new stars and our new co-host Brooke Burke in action. Are you ready, peeps? I can’t contain myself.  I’m just so happy to not have an Osmond on this season. And here they show us recaps of past seasons and just as I typed Osmond, we see Marie Osmond faint.  It won’t go away - they won’t go away.

As we see practice videos, I’m really anxious to see Shannen Doherty dance. I don’t know why, but it seems like she could be timid and uncoordinated. I was actually quite shocked she decided to join the show.  The hot couples (as in smoking hot in looks) are: Chelsie Hightower and Jake Pavelka, Derek Hough and Nicole Scherzinger, and Aiden Turner and Edyta Sliwinska. I think Chelsie and Jake might be considered more cute than hot, but that’s ok by me. I like our Bachelor, Jake.  I see we have a new male professional too. Not sure who he is yet.

Brooke Burke looks like she has lost weight - pencil thin. I think she needs more meat on her bones. Anyways…let’s see what our stars are wearing as they walk down the steps and hopefully don’t fall.  Chad Ochocinco has a very nice bod - smokin’! Shannen Doherty has a big rack - heck she might even be bigger than Pamela Anderson. Didn’t Pam get a reduction?  Ooh… I left Erin Andrews and Maks off that hot couple list. They are both smokin’! Jake looks handsome in a tux with peachy pink bow tie. They must be waltzing tonight. Ok, Niecy Nash is probably bigger than Shannen and Pam in the chest area. WOWSERS! Who thinks she will be voted off first? Evan Lysacek is also in a tux and looks dashing. Buzz Aldrin - oh lawdy - he will probably be voted out first. Not sure how he will do being so old. Is he the oldest contestant? He is paired with Ashly Delgrosso. Ashly has been missing for several seasons - wonder why she is back and Lacey Schwimmer is absent this season?  Also absent (who I will NOT miss) is Karina Smirnoff.  Thank God I don’t have to hear that annoying voice of hers and see her roll her eyes.  She was always such a sore loser. Oh btw, Ashly must have gotten married because Tom called her Ashly Costa.  I wonder if Derek Hough will fall in love with his partner, Nicole. Seems like he is always going for his partners since he always paired with good looking ones.  Pamela is partnered with Damian Whitewood in case you were wondering.  Kate Gosselin is dancing with Tony Dovolani and he reportedly called her clumsy - she also had to remove her hair extensions. I’m just glad her hair is different now. In the audience is Jake, our Bachelor’s, fiance Vienna as well as the girl he dumped 3rd to last, Gia sitting right beside her. AWKWARD!

We have a new holding take where Brooke will be and something about the audience will be right there or something. I wasn’t paying attention - yeah, yeah…I’m thinking she is Samantha and I’ve been known to tune out everything Samantha says.  I will have to retrain myself.  This holding tank might be interesting…stay tuned.

First up is Chad Ochocinco partnered with Cheryl Burke. She probably thinks she has it in the bag this season..ha! Only kidding.  They have the cha cha. He is quite the comedian in practice.  I must say his body looks so hot in a button down form fitting white shirt that is only buttoned in the middle showing some chest. Ahhh…hose me down, ladies. He had some nice footwork in the beginning. His bottom half looks loose, but his top is a bit stiff. He started to come out of the stiffness towards the end. They looked like they were having fun. Ahhh..the holding tank is where our stars are which is up behind the audience (no more red room)…interesting. Chad hugs Cheryl. Apparently he thinks it went well. Audience is on their feet screaming. Len took his hat off to him saying he came out like a tiger attacking it. He is a rough diamond at the moment and he has over the top posture he needs to improve. Bruno said he has a huge untapped talent but needs to hit things sharper/harder. Carrie Ann said he has a little somethin’ somethin’ going on - it was raw. She wants him to work on extending things and hitting it hard. Scores were 6’s from all three for a total of 18 out of 30. Audience boos, which Tom gave them a score of 7. ha!

Next up is Shannen Doherty and Mark Ballas dancing the Viennese Waltz. Is it just me or does she have a bad bra on? The padding looks eff’d up. She is doing the show for her dad who had a massive stroke. He loves the show and asked her to do it for him. Awww. I am looking for hives as she breaks out when she is nervous (I do too, Shannen, that’s why I tan).  She starts off powerful, maybe not as light as one should be in a waltz. She needs to work on toe point a bit better and footwork, but there is some promise there. Her trick at the end was gorgeous. Very nice…and her papa was in the audience cheering her on.  Awww - I kind of have tears after seeing her daddy cheer her on. Shannen has tears too. Glad I’m not the only one. Bruno said the choreography was difficult for show 1 as she was swinging her arms around like a primate. She points at her Dad’s face and she gets teary. Carrie Ann said she is really impressed and said as the routine progressed she started opening up. Len thought she portrayed ease and elegance throughout. They walk through the crowd up to Brooke’s room. Shannen can’t contain herself as she is in tears and we see her Dad and he is crying like a baby too. ahhh! Touching… Scores were all 6’s for an 18 out of 30.

Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy cha cha for us.  She is very tall and she looks a bit uncoordinated. In their first meeting she said she asked for Tony and not him. hahaha! She has got smokin’ legs, geez. She reminds me of Stacy Keibler from Season 2. She needs to extend her arms. She has nice hip action. She really plays to the camera and doesn’t look nervous but in her steps she does look timid. I don’t get it. Maybe it is the uncoordination that is doing it. Carrie Ann said she was a nice surprise - loved the connection - and to work on her arms and soft legs. Len called her a funky monkey - work on straightening forward leg. Bruno said she is bringing zest and vitality to the competition and wants to see more of her high kicks. She reaches over and smacks Tom’s ass! haha! Scores were all 7’s for a 21 out of 30 (they are currently in the lead).

Next up is Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower who are so cute! When he saw her he said “I hoped it would be you” and then he gave her a rose. They have the Viennese Waltz. He is worried in practice in how he comes in feeling dumb every day. She gives him a pep talk and hopefully it works…I want to see him go far. Rose petals are falling from the sky and he is holding one on the stage and gives it to Chelsie. They dance to Kiss from a Rose (they are going overboard with this Rose thing.) He stumbles a bit - looks like he might have stepped on her foot.  He looks so cute smiling all throughout. Wow - I am actually impressed - thought he did well as we watch them through falling rose petals. Len is smiling because he liked they dance in hold a lot, wanted his posture improved, but good footwork. Bruno said he did a good job leading but needs to keep his legs together (looks like he is on a horse). Carrie Ann said she was impressed - gorgeous lines - very easy on the eyes. Scores were 2 7’s and a 6 from Len for a 20 out of 30. He jumped up and down like a school boy. ha!

Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel are up next with the Cha Cha. She told Louis that she does not want to lose her jiggly parts - she likes em. I guess she doesn’t want to lose any weight. ha! At least she is comfortable in her own skin. She is actually doing quite nicely.  She falls backward on top of Louis (it was planned and quite cute). I really thought they did well - every entertaining. She is in tears - happy crying. Bruno said it was like watching 2 personalities - saying she went off a few times. I don’t know what he was saying. Carrie Ann loved her energy and sassyness. She loved it. Len said it was clean, clear and precise, but called it uneventful. WHAT? I think Bruno and Len were blind. Whatev, guys! Scores were 1 7 from CA, 1 5 from Len, and a 6 from Bruno for a total of 18 out of 30. Niecy is just happy she remembered her routine. ha!

Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya meet at the Winter Olympics. In case you were living in a cave like me, Evan won gold in figure skating at the Olympics. I didn’t watch so I was the one living in a cave. Evan is not used to spinning the opposite way than how he skates and is constantly tripping and getting dizzy. We will see if skating helps him in this Viennese Waltz. I have a feeling his lines will be immaculate. He is sooo tall and yes his lines are quite nice.  He did a spin at the end that was just perfect. WOW! I am very impressed. I loved it! Carrie Ann screamed and said he is good with gorgeous lines, but he needs to watch his toes (needs pointed) and need to connect with the audience. Len said he has great artistry and he looks elegance, but work on the footwork and chemistry. Bruno said he moves with the grace of a swan. Scores were a 2 8’s and a 7 from Len for a total of 23 out of 30. They are now in the lead.

Buzz Aldrin and Ashly Costa are dancing the Cha Cha. Ashly hasn’t been on since Season 3. When Buzz met Ashly he thought “this is one cute babe.” ha! I’m shocked they have the cha cha and so was he. BTW, he’s 80 years old. Hmmm. Obviously he has no hip action. He is mouthing the words of the song and looks pretty cute out there. He seems light on his feet and is all smiles, but this man is NO dancer. Poor Ashly won’t be on this season long and we definitely won’t get to see her full potential, but at least the man tried, right? Len said he was amazed at him walking on the moon and his bravery and again commended him on his bravery for coming out tonight. The dancing wasn’t that great. Bruno said he can’t criticize a hero and a legend, but said it looked like he still had his moon boots on. Carrie Ann asked if she saw a cute little moon walk. She said he inspired a ton of people tonight to get out and do something they are afraid of. Scores were 2 5’s and a 4 from Len for a 14 out of 30.

Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough are next. I was actually hoping to see her do the cha cha since she has more dance experience.  She is quite the sexy dancer being apart of the Pussycat dolls and boy does she have some chops.  She secretly prayed for Derek as her partner. And look what she got- Derek. Wow she looks great so far and it is just the beginning of the dance. It helps that she is in great shape. Her back looks amazing. I thought she did well - things were a little choppy at times and not fluid, but overall good job. Looks like she has a man out in the audience so no falling in love with Derek. Bruno is astounded. Carrie Ann said the bar has just been set for season 10 saying she hasn’t seen a routine like that out of the gate ever. Len said there was no footwork, lacked musicality, and to work on the technique. Scores were 2 9’s and a 7 from stingy Len for a 25 out of 30. They are now in the lead.

Aiden Turner and Edyta Sliwnska (who is wearing a white overcoat which will probably be coming off soon b/c she is the queen of skin) have the cha cha. This is Edyta’s 10th season. Don’t you think it is time she won it? I do. Edyta thinks he is sooo good looking. ha! He comes with flowers and gift for her. How sweet! I don’t know why but he reminds me of Donny Osmond - probably because he is obnoxious. And her coat does come off and it looks like she is showing us some booby, but I think it just looked like it.  They dance to Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran. He looks a bit scared and stiff. It was a bit too slow for me. It was just ok. Carrie Ann said she liked the full throttle approach, but it seemed disjointed and it didn’t go anywhere for her. Len said he thought there was a dancer in there but this routine was full of things he didn’t like (coat, him standing around while Edyta dances around him, etc.). Bruno said it wasn’t going anywhere and he was stiff as a plank like Kenny Mayne all over again. Awww. He’s cute but his dancing was NOT that good. Scores were all 5’s for a15 out of 30.

Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani have the Viennese Waltz. She is already crumbling under pressure (this usually happens by the time 2 dances come along not week 1) She needs to point her toes more and work on her turns. She is also a bit timid and looks extremely nervous. She made it through though, but wasn’t my cup o’ tea. Len sad the first dance is like your first date. He sad she looked nervous and to come out and just enjoy the experience. Bruno said this was a whole new world - technique was terrible - and she needs to learn to perform saying it looked like Tony was pushing a shopping cart around. Carrie Ann said she is not a performer or athlete and everything is extremely new to her. She was impressed by her vulnerability and honesty. Scores were 2 5’s and a 6 from Carrie Ann for a total of 16 out of 30.

Last on the floor is Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood.  She has some big hair tonight! This is pretty hot actually. She has the face on for hotness. She rips his shirt open (Len will not like this). It looks like a bunch of bumping and grinding to me. Kind of weird..and her hair was all over her face. Bruno said all he can think of is sex sex and more sex. Do it to me girl is what Bruno said. Carrie Ann said she has been waiting to see Pamela the most - she was having fun and fully engaged which was a little much. Len said this cast of celebrities has been brilliant. He thought overall it was a mess though. I thought it was a mess of hair and sex. One thing is for certain - they will never have to ask Pamela for MORE raunch. I think she might be drunk. At least she seemed like it back stage. When CA read her score she threw her head/hair all over the place and gave her a 7. Len gave her a straight up 6 and Bruno gave her an 8 and totally outdid Carrie Ann moving his hips and head all over the place. I had to rewind it several times b/c it was HILARIOUS! Len looked disgusted. haha! Total score 21 out of 30.

Next Monday everyone will be back to dance for us again so no eliminations this week. That’s good - it gives everyone a second chance.  So, tell me - who were your faves? Who do you love to hate? Who will be the first to go? Don’t hold back - I wanna know what you think! See ya next Monday, DWTS Fans!

Meet the DWTS Season 10 Cast

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Tomorrow’s the night!  Night 1 of Season 10 of Dancing with the Stars.  Night 1 will have us watching our new stars Cha Cha Cha’ing or Viennese Waltzing the night away. Who will come away a clear fan favorite and who is doomed to leave first?

Pamela Anderson
The veteran actress/ model/ Borat abduction target, 42, will soon be adding competitive dancing to her résumé. Rumors of America’s favorite Canadian lifeguard joining the cast have been swirling around the Internet for quite sometime, but now that it has been confirmed, we can all breathe easy and start explore a different topic: how Pam will keep her balance on the dance floor considering her famously oversized, ahem, assets.

Nicole Scherzinger
Best known as the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls, the 31-year-old Scherzinger would seem to have a natural advantage on “DWTS” due to her extensive singing/dancing work. Now that her bandmates are moving on and she’s strapping on her dancing shoes, could this indicate that the Pussycat Dolls have made their last meow?

Kate Gosselin
The newly divorced reality star and mother of eight, Kate, 34, has fueled so many tabloid reports that she’s as recognizable to supermarket shoppers as Aunt Jemima. Now, she’ll be talked about for her dancing skills or — according to her — lack thereof. Will Jon be doing some heavy-duty babysitting on his own this season?

Chad Ochocinco
Every class needs a football player, and Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco will soon be using his soft hands to cradle a dancing partner rather than a pigskin. Ochocinco joins the fast-growing ranks of NFL players who have competed in the dancing competition, including Warren Sapp and Jerry Rice. Born Chad Johnson, the colorful player legally changed his name to the Spanish words for “eight” and “five,” and recently announced he’d be changing it again to the Japanese words — so, get ready for Chad Hachi Go. Let’s just hope there’s a lot of room for name inscribing on that mirror-ball trophy.

Shannen Doherty
Like former co-stars Jennie Garth and Ian Ziering before her, “Beverly Hills, 90210″ alum Shannen Doherty, 38, will be leaving West Bev in the dust for “Dancing With the Stars.” The former Brenda Walsh spoke out publicly in 2007 against going on such shows, setting her up perfectly to continue a career-long tradition of rocking the boat. In semi-related news, Brian Austin Green continues to wait by the phone wearing a leotard and tap shoes.

Evan Lysacek
At the just-concluded Winter Olympics, this 24-year-old figure skater took home the gold; now, he’ll be trying to duplicate that success on the dance floor. Trading in his skates for dance shoes, Lysacek won’t be able to move quite as fast without the ice beneath him — but hey, at least he’ll be warmer.

Erin Andrews
Long beloved by sports fans for her brains, beauty and sideline-reporting skills, Andrews has spent her recent days making TV commercials and dealing with a bizarre peeping-Tom video. Forget about dancing — it will be weird just to see her without a microphone in her hand.

Buzz Aldrin
The original moonwalker, Aldrin was on the historic Apollo 11 mission and accompanied Neil Armstrong as they set foot on the moon. Now, he’s 80 years old and still active enough to think he can teach those other “DWTS” whippersnappers a thing or two. Something tells us it’s gonna take a lot more than Tang and powdered ice cream to get him through this one.

Aiden Turner
The British stud, best known for his role as Aidan Devane on “All My Children,” follows in the footsteps of other ABC soap stars like Kelly Monaco and Cameron Mathison on “DWTS.” A cameo in Spice Girl Geri Halliwell’s “Bag It Up” music video might give the 32-year-old a leg up on the competition.

Niecy Nash
The “Reno 911″ funnywoman has often branched out from acting, with her hosting duties on “Clean House” and her panelist gig on “The Insider.” Now, the 40-year-old comic actress will stretch her skills even further to see how she fares on the dance floor.

Jake Pavelka
It might have seemed like an odd choice to reveal the “DWTS” lineup during “The Bachelor,” but then the last contestant was announced: Jake. Between his search for love and now the dancing show, ABC is really taking care of the pilot.

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