Dancing the Stars: Final Results

Posted By: admin On: November 25, 2009 Comments: ( 0 )

All of our stars are back. They are all wearing familiar outfits from the past. Awww, Louis and Chelsie are BACK together. I completely forgot that Kathy Ireland was on here as was Ashley Hamilton. They form two lines as the 3 finalist walk through slapping hands. Wonder who won? Hmmm?

We get a recap of last night which I am going to fast forward through because I just watched it.  More recaps and backstage confessionals…but now Whitney Houston. Wow her voice is low these days. Got some nice legs though.

Jeff Ross is back talking about the Loser’s Club - those voted off the show first and there is only way to get in the club is to suck. haha! He is going to welcome Ashley Hamilton into the Loser’s Club. Jeff called him by far the worst dancer he’s ever seen. Ashley keeps saying thank you and that he learned it from him. He’s back dancing with Edyta. Jeff is standing on the sidelines while he drops Edyta and they prance around the stage in hold. Oh that’s right - Jeff was also partnered with edyta. They end by opening their jackets and shirts to reveal some white bellies.

We are now taking a trip back in time to the first three weeks of the competition. We see some humdingers and some good ones. Back on the floor is Kathy Ireland and Tony Dovolani. She’s super tall. Macey Gray and Jonathon Roberts are now dancing. She is so eccentric. Maks and Debi are up now and not doing too bad. Too bad she couldn’t do this when being judged. haha!

Next we are looking back at the flu week where all the pros were sick oh and Don too. Why does Don always have to be involved? Anyways, dancing the Texas Two-step is Tom Delay and Cheryl Burke. remember he didn’t get the chance to do this on the show b/c of his injuries. Not too bad, Tom Delay.

Now we are watching weeks 5 and 6 - Back are Chuck Liddell and Anna Trebunskaya. I miss Chuck.  Mark and Lacey are now back as well. Not much to report here….

Adam Carolla is back and he is with Gag stating he is the last man standing. In comes Mya and Kelly who sit right next to him. Adam goes off on Kelly and Mya. He sends Kelly and Mya out of the room so he can be alone with Donny. He points out Donny’s costume from 80’s week and asks him to hand over the guyliner. haha!

Back to dance are Natalie Couglin and Alec Mazo dancing their sexy dance of all.  They did so awesome. I love those too! Tom wonders if it is too late to vote her back in. My thoughts exactly.

Melissa Joan Hart and Mark Ballas are back and she ended by falling down into the splits which looked AMAZING! Not even sure I could have done that myself. haha!

Now the judges are building up the drama talking about each of the final 3. Is it just me or is it boring so far? Anyways, our finalist come out to a dramatic song. They stand on little circular podiums on the dance floor. We again see their journey from their first meeting until the end. Kelly tearfully thanked Louis for helping her become the person she is today. He is teary too stating he was proud of her. Awww. They are dancing their very first dance - the Viennese Waltz. It is coming full circle for her right now and I love it! It was great. Len said out of all the dancers he will miss her the most. You can barely hear him over the crowd shouting “Kelly, Kelly….” Bruno said she has earned her place as a ballroom princess and she has found a new confidence that will serve her well. Carrie Ann said out of all seasons she doesn’t know if anyone has ever touched her as much as she has. Carrie Ann is teary and so I am. I am going to miss Kelly too…

Next up is Mya’s journey… She also thanks Dmitry but it isn’t very teary or emotional at all. They do their jive again where Dmitry is dresed up as a nerd. They did great. Loved it for a second time. Bruno called it sharp and slick stating from the beginning she has never dropped her standards. Carrie Ann called everything incredible and said she was a star. Len said they’ve had a few ups and downs but he’s never doubted her dance talents calling her fantastic.

Next is Don’s journey…gag…they are up dancing now - Argentine Tango. Kym hugs him tight and Marie looks like she is gonna cry b/c she is so proud. Carrie Ann can’t believe that is the last dance we are gonna see - she is so glad they chose this one b/c it was artistry in motion. Len said he’s traveled a rocky path - one dance pretty ugly, sometimes good, sometimes bad but he never lost his performance side. He thought he finished strong. Bruno called him the great performer totally in character tonight.

Now we are gonna get the judges rankings on the final dances. In 3rd place with 26 points - Kelly and Louis. 2nd place with 28 points is Mya and Dmitry. Donny and Kym are in first place for 30 points. Boo! He is being over dramatic. Kym Johnson might get her first win in the states. Boo! BTW, Sam was backstage talking to them and Kelly said it will be hard not to wake up and see Louis every day and she might just stalk him. hahaha!

Jerry Rice and Michael Irvin are gonna have a dance off. Can’t wait for that. LOL! But first Louis Vito and Chelsie Hightower are dancing together again but unfortunately Gag has to ruin it by singing their song “Puppy Love”. BOO! Why does Don have to be in everything? Why? They do their dance where he drops her and he didn’t drop her one bit. They did AWESOME! Sam says they couldn’t resist how they just danced and we know they aren’t dating but we can only hope. That is so right, Sam. I wish they were dating. Love those two.

Dancing the Paso Doble are Jerry Rice and Anna Trebunskaya vs. Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova. The boys come out carrying their girls and they dance to Monday Night Football theme. It is good to see Jerry back.He looks thinner though. They are all 4 on the floor going at it. Kinda fun! They swing the girls over the floor and then a gold football is thrown out which they fight over. Both Anna’s take it and run off with it. Len is gonna weigh in on who won this dance off… The judges thought Michael was the winner. He puts on a mirror ball trophy RING! He kisses it and totally rubs it in. They are just patronizing Michael. Battle of the bodies however went to Jerry Rice. haha!

Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff are up dancing and Miss Piggy is back. He is also wearing his Lucky Charms outfit aka Kermit the Frog. They ask what Aaron remembers the most about this experience - he said what he has learned..blah blah blah..he wants to inspire other young adults to do what is right. HUH?

Miss Piggy is backstage with Cloris Leachman, Jerry Springer and Steve Wozniak. Cloris wants her to get back b/c she doesn’t want to get swine flu. haha!  Is it just me or is this night just dragging on and on and on. Too many reliving season moments, recaps, etc. ahh! I will say that Miss Piggy is a much better interviewer than Sam - Sam better watch out her job might be in jeopardy.

Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas, Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough, Jerry Springer and Edyta Sliwinska, as well as Steve Wozniak are now taking the stage to do the dance off Mambo. This should be a hoot! Cloris is hilarious. Jerry Springer looks pretty good. What is funny is Tom Bergeron commentating about it.  First out is Cloris and Corky. Boo! :(  We don’t know if she will leave the floor or not. haha! During all that, Steve Wozniak was on the floor acting like he couldn’t get up. haha! Next out is Jerry and Edyta. I’m surprised at that. Leaving us with Joanna and Derek and Steve and Karina. Steve just did the worm across the floor and Karina was dying laughing about it. Me too! Derek switches partners and tries to get Steve on the floor to I guess do the worm, but Karina and Steve were voted out before that. Derek and Joanna are the winners again. They do a move at the end that Joanna normally does but she switched it and held Derek’s neck as he bounced his hips up and down. They had to tell him to stop b/c kids are watching. LMAO!

Whitney Houstin is back singing an oldie but a goodie…”I wanna dance with somebody” but it sure doesn’t sound the same. Our pros are back and I love it.  I just don’t think Whit sounds very good anymore. Wonder if the drugs did it to her voice or something. Lacey and Maks’ trick was awesome. Everyone is dancing really well tonight - real hardcore. LOL! Sam asked Macy Gray backstage if she could handle doing three dances like the finalists did and Macy said “well, we’ll never know…and the proceeded to talk so non-chalantly about the finalists.” It was so funny.

Now for the third place reveal… Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel. Crowd boo’d and Donny’s mouth dropped. BOO! Kelly’s brother is finally in the audience.  They dance their final dance. Awww! Darn it!

We are finally gonna see who wins tonight. ’bout time. This season has drug on with Gag in my face week after week. And now tonight has dragged on as well with recaps and reliving the past. Winners are Donny Osmond aka Gag and Kym Johnson. DAMN IT! He pulls his wife on stage with him. Kym looks jealous..ok maybe not. Mya is so happy that she made it to the finals. She is gracious and I’m severely disappointed in this outcome. Now his whole gag-o-maggot family is out on the dance floor. GAG ME! This is the first time I’ve been disappointed this much in a DWTS outcome. Until next season…can’t wait to the spring so that Donny can be knocked off his high horse. Oh and he brings out Marie to the stage..GAG! AHHH!