Dancing With The Stars: Results Semi-Finals

Posted By: Bridget On: November 19, 2008 Comments: ( 1 )

By: Bridget 




The show opens with Samantha in relatively bad hair, even for her, and Aretha Franklin doing Chain of Fools.  Wearing a mu mu.  Anywho, this is like a finale extravaganza.  What are they planning for next week?  Louis Van Amstel, Katrina Smirnoff, Alec Mazo, and Anna Trebunskya are dancing.  Next there is lots of recapping, I’m bored already.

Another big performance by Leona Lewis?  Is that what they said?  I have never heard of this person and this is allegedly the biggest selling single of the year. The tune is vaguely familiar, I am not cool.  I can tell you this though, her dress is hideous.  Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are dancing, now the song is sounding more familiar.  I do not like this song at all.  There is some more recap of the score, as if we have not seen this 17 times already.

Julianne Hough is singing now and dancing with Mark Ballas and Derek Hough.  Her singing skills are limited.  Lacey Schwimmer comes out barefoot again in a costume that does not make any sense. Yucko.

Samantha Harris interviews the remaining celebrities backstage.  Not interesting but Tom Bergeron saved it by making a little Warren Sapp joke.  I just love that Tom Bergeron.

Ugh, I’m already tired of all of these random performances.  John Legend is doing some super hit.  Also I song that I do not know.  I know everyone loves him, but I for one am not a fan.  Not even a little bit.  There are fan/dancers around him.  No one I know, they must be with the band.

Mom montage.  Funny, last night they showed a shot of Warren Sapp’s mom and my husband thought it was his wife!! HA!  Brooke’s husband whines about having to work hard.  I have zero sympathy, I know none of you are surprised at that.

Aretha is up again, doing R-E-S-P-E-C-T.  Sit back and enjoy.  Ooh Mark Ballas and Kristi Yamaguchi are dancing.  She is still fabulous.  She looks like a pro and could dance Brooke Burke under the table.  I’m just saying…

Competition montage.  Are they going to eliminate someone tonight or are we just going to sit through performances for an hour?

Finally we get to the elimination portion of the results show.  First safe couple is Lance Bass & Lacey Schwimmer.  They are officially my new pick to win this thing.  Also moving on are Brooke Burke & Derek Hough.  I am certain that Cody Linley & Julianne Hough are leaving tonight.

Yep, I called it.  As usual!  Cody Linley and Julianne Hough will not be in the finals.  That was for the best don’t you all agree?  Cody should not talk off script.  Ever.