Dancing With The Stars Results Wk. 2

Posted By: Bridget On: March 26, 2008 Comments: ( 0 )

By: Bridget 
 



Apparently there was a recap episode on before tonights results show. I could not bare it, way too much recapping. Double elimination, Tom starts out the show, I guess Samantha is still getting blush on her cleavage. Dancers are going to fly tonight, whatever that means and the Jonas Brothers are going to perform. I’m letting my very excited tweens stay up to see them. More recaps for the opening and some backstage talk, Marissa Jaret Winokur looks like a drag queen with that hairstyle. Steve Guttenberg is so sticky sweet it is making me kind of sick.

The judges pick for an encore are Jason Taylor and Edyta Sliwinska. I agree that it was worth seeing again. I can see where people like him are going to be competition for Kristi Yamaguchi, Jason has some soul and real star power to his dances and Kristi might need to work on the personality factor to compete. Also, there the whole Jason being incredibly hot thing too!!!

Ooh first safe couple is Steve Guttenberg and Anna!!! I am so very happy, see personality does count! My daughter actually gasped when they showed the Jonas Brothers just now, it is a lot like how I used to react to the New Kids on The Block.

So these boys are going to sing an 80’s classic, parish the thought. They are remaking “Take On Me’ by Ah Ha (I think that is how you say it). It’s pretty good, they are not completely destroying a great song too much. There is some dancing going on in front with Anna & Jonathan who do a cool solo and Edyta & Tony, it was fun. My daughter does not Like Joe Jonas’ new haircut…I don’t know what his old haircut was…it stinks to be so uncool.

Samantha interviews the men backstage, she looks like a midget in between all of them. They all make fun of my little Steve Guttenberg, poor fake police man.

Back from the break, and the next safe couples are Jason Taylor & Edyta and Mario & Karina. No big surprises there, but I am happy! So the bottom three are Adam Carolla, Penn Jillette, and Cristian de la Fuente. Moving quickly to our bottom two the next safe couple are Adam & Julianne, yahoo!! That means that my least favorite dancer Penn Jillette is going to go home, I am sure of it. Cristian de la Fuente is way too good looking to be sent home on the first night and Penn, frankly, stinks. Of course, I’m right and Penn & Kim are out. At least we get to save Kym Johnson from having to dance weeks and weeks more with a horrible partner like the poor thing had to do with Jerry Springer. For the record, Penn has a daughter whose name is, and I’m not making this up, Moxie Crimefighter Jillette. Fun times.

On to the ladies and the first safe couple is Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough. I’m glad about them being safe, I think Shannon will turn out to be a dark horse. She improved a bit over the last two weeks and with those long legs she might be the next Stacy Keibler.

Cameron Mathison is on now doing his lame Superman schtick. I really want to vomit. Alright, already this was kind of, sort of, maybe a little tiny bit funny. But I still hate Mathison.

Flying group dance is up next. I don’t know who the choreographer is, but I am impressed that they are dancing to Meatloaf. Meatloaf does not get enough credit in professional dance! I hate to admit it but this dance was neat to watch. However, the females were smaller than my daughter, yikes!!!

Again with excitement at my house over the Jonas Brothers, who my children inform me are actually brothers, Joe, Kevin, & Nick. Lucky gene pool. They are singing a song that I heard once when I used my son’s i-pod at the gym, that was quite a work out. Cheryl Burke & Louis Van Amstel dance sexy while the preteens sing in the background. My kids informed me that the song is, “awesome.”

Safe couples are Marlee & Fabian and Kristi & Mark. Also, not surprising. Next safe couple is Priscilla Presley & Louis Van Amstel!! So the bottom two are Marissa Jaret Winokur and Monica Seles. I’m kind of hoping now that Marissa goes home, one ray of sunshine in Mr. Guttenberg is enough for this show. Even this incredibly long drawn out results show!!! And it is farewell to Monica & Jonathan. Did I call it or did I call it people???? Alyssa & I are getting awfully good at this, I hope next week is more challenging!