Dancing With The Stars Results Wk. 3

Posted By: Bridget On: April 2, 2008 Comments: ( 0 )

By: Bridget




Let me open by explaining that I have never, not once watched an episode of Survivor…oops!! Moving on to recap nation, I mean the results show. I’m really torn on who will be eliminated tonight, I think Marissa Jaret Winokur probably deserves to go, but like I said Mario might be in trouble. I’m glad it is exciting this week, not like last week which was super predictable.

They show some backstage business of Marissa and Tony and he did not even look at the camera, I think he was embarrassed. I can’t say that I blame him. Adam Carolla was very funny in the interview, talking about all the people who would not date him!! Shannon Elizabeth said she got so nervous that she threw up in her mouth a little, she’s a funny girl. Tom said that Shannon gets the over sharing award!!

The dance that we get to see again is…OMG!! this is soo funny, the Man-Go with Steve Guttenberg and Jonathan Roberts. This is too funny, I love it. I love that the guys can’t keep a straight face and staged a fall at the end. Then they acted all tough guy, hilarious.

First safe couples are Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas, no shock there. Yay!!! Also safe are Adam Carolla and Julianne Hough!!!

Kylie Minogue is performing, I haven’t heard much from her since Loc-o-motion. But I guess she’s some hot pop star now. This performance is boring, I think I am going to go to sleep. It sounds like the crowd cheering is a track, is that possible? Is she even singing live? The whole thing sounds recorded. Oh joy, she is coming back for another performance.

Sabrina Bryant does some audience commentary, not about Mark Ballas and Kristi Yamaguchi though…hmmm, trouble in paradise? Next safe is Priscilla Presley and Louis Van Amstel. Also safe are Marissa Jaret Winokur and Tony Dovolani. Samantha actually let out a “Yes!” when she announced that Marissa and Tony were safe, that’s how bad they are, they’re Samantha Harris’ favorites!!

Samantha attempts to interview the safe celebs but Adam takes over and makes it interesting. He also plugs his movie, “The Hammer.” He is so funny, I would love it if he won this thing.

Jason Taylor builds ships in a bottle, like he is eleven years old. Marlee Matlin is a volunteer policeman, now that is an interesting secret life!! Shannon Elizabeth is the president of the McGyver Fan Club, HILARIOUS!!! Kristi Yamaguchi has one some hot dog eating contest?? No this is all schtick, when they said Priscilla had her own psychic hotline I knew it was too much. Marissa as a surfer and The Gute as a rapper, it was funny to hear him try to rap. Cristian plugged Sea World again. Our funny man Adam Carolla did not participate, nor did Mario-I guess they are too cool for school.

Big group dance number, hated it.

Great after a half hour of commercials following that stinky dance performance I have to watch Kylie Minogue. She is like a singing stripper, Mark Ballas and Julianne Hough are supposed to dance, maybe that will keep me awake. They keep doing close ups of her lips which is really weird. The dance is cool, it is fun to see the pro’s do something so cutting edge. Tom referred to the costumes as Julianne’s crime fighting outfit, he’s so funny.

Steve plugs the costume designers, probably in an effort to diffuse Adam Carolla’s remarks from last night. I hope they don’t try to stifle him, it is way too funny.

Now they have some match maker on to do personality tests, her name is Dr. Pepper Swartz, I can’t trust someone whose name is Pepper. This is really not worth commenting on, except to say that she said the perfect match was Mark & Kristi, blah blah blah. Next safe couples are Jason Taylor and Edyta Sliwinska and Marlee Matlin and Fabian Sanchez. I’ll have to send my mom home with some more tissues.

This show has taken at least three hours. They are not going to tell us who is in the bottom two this week again, so it could have been Marissa, which would not have been a surprise. The next two are Cristian and Cheryl, who jumps up and down like a school girl, and Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough who act like grown ups. That leave Mario and Steve Guttenberg. Oh no, it is Steve Guttenberg and Anna Trebunskaya. This is way too sad…I can’t stand it. Poor Steve Guttenberg, I love him.