Dancing With The Stars: Results Wk. 5

Posted By: Bridget On: October 22, 2008 Comments: ( 2 )

By: Bridget




I skipped the recrap show, sorry I just could not deal with it.  Samantha Harris does not look bad tonight.  It is a nice change of pace.  Didn’t they just do an hour of recapping?  Now we are doing more recapping peppered with some backstage judges chatter.  What was in the last hour?  I’ll have to watch that later.  I do think it is funny that Len called Mickey Mouse, “Mickey THE Mouse.”  Ha.  The rest of it was fairly predictable and boring.  I am looking forward to seeing Brian Setzer.  I hope he does a little “Stray Cat Strut.”

Ugh.  Micheal Flatley, the “Lord of the Dance” will replace Len Goodmen next week.  How annoying do you think that guy is going to be?

Cody Linley and Julianne Hough are back with their Jitterbug.  Fun times.

Brian Setzer and his Orchestra are up, he is getting old.  Karina Smirnoff and Louis Van Amstel are dancing.  Yay, for Louis Van Amstel, nice to see him again.  This was way cool.  Louis and Karina look fabulous.  I love seeing the pros dance together, it almost makes me want to watch real ballroom dancing.  Almost.

First safe couple is Warren Sapp & Kym Johnson.  WOOHOO!!! Also safe are Cloris Leachman & Corky Ballas!!!  I swear if Toni Braxton is out tonight I will be the happiest girl in the world!

Kid dancing.  Have I mentioned that I dislike this portion of the show.  The kids are doing the Jive, they’ll be cute and everyone will love them.  Trust me I know these things. Does Carrie have sparkles in her hair bun?  Aren’t you a little old for sparkle hair Carrie?

The next kids have been dancing together since they were six.  Half their lives since they are 12.   They are cute and everyone will love them.

Back to the show and back with the kiddos.  Cloris Leachman teases the kids a little, it is funny.  The second set of cute kids will move on to the finals.

DWTS is very proud of the fact that they are doing a giant group dance.  I don’t think I have to tell you how little I am looking forward to this.  They built a giant set, they all worked hard.  Blah, blah, blah.  Tap dancing in tuxedos with a black & white wash on the screen.  Wow, innovative.  Next is some Lip Syncing, ooh fancy.  The 1980’s are represented by some break dancing.  Some modern robot dancing, now.  I hate this.  I hate this a lot.

Montage time.  This might be one of the worst ones of all time.  I like it better when we don’t have to listen to the celebs talk.

Cody Linley & Julianne Hough are safe as are Maurice Greene & Cheryl Burke.  It’s looking good folks!

Brooke Burke & Derek Hough are safe.  Oooh, look at this Toni Braxton & Alec Mazo are in the bottom two.

Wow, Lance Bass & Lacey Schwimmer are safe so that leaves Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani in the bottom!  I’m shocked that Susan Lucci wound up in the bottom, I had her pegged for a Marie Osmond like run.  We’ll see.

Lucky day.  Toni Braxton & Alec Mazo are out.  I’m glad, she annoys me. Tonight, I am the happiest girl in the world.