Dancing With The Stars: Results Wk. 7

Posted By: Bridget On: November 6, 2008 Comments: ( 0 )

By: Bridget




I’m very excited that Kenny Mayne is back tonight.  Dance Center is always entertaining.  Now on the the recaps, I guess since it has been two days we have forgotten everything…whatever.  They show some gross backstage footage of Lacey Schwimmer putting her nasty bare-dancer-foot in Lance Bass’ face.  Yuck, that made my stomach turn.  I guess the team dance garbage was drawn from a hat, interesting.

I was right, as usual, encore dance of the team Paso Doble.  It is pretty good so I don’t mind sitting through it again.   Samantha Harris looks like a cheerleader in that headband.

Samantha attempts to interview the crew backstage.  Once she spits it out we find out that Susan Lucci picked the Cha Cha Cha and Lance and Lacey as her partners.  Samantha has gross feet.  They should avoid showing them on camera ever again.

Lionel Richie is performing.  I don’t hate him, I just don’t care about him.  Better him than that nutbag daughter of his.  Edyta Sliwinska is dancing with Alec Mazo, aren’t they married?  How sweet.

First safe couple is Maurice Greene and Cheryl Burke.  Good news.  He’s good but I have concerns about his fan base.

Yay, Dance Center time.  Len Goodman, Jerry Rice and Kenny Mayne, the two celebs are all decked out in sequins, love it!  Kenny calls Warren Sapp fat with both an “f” and a “ph” and calls him on his winking. Kenny cuts Len off, I love when he does that.   Next he introduces Susan Lucci and makes fun of how small she is, I could think of two other things to make fun of…I bet Kenny wanted make fun of those tata’s!  He also calls Tony Dovolani creepy…it’s funny because it is a little true.  He says Maurice Greene is funny for an old guy!! HA! Now that was one sketch that was worth my time! HA!

Macy’s group dancing.  Guess what I think about this?  Sword swallowing?  Seriously, the only thing I hate more than group dancing is magic.  Ugh.

Ooh, more Dance Center!! Two segments, lucky day!  They introduce Lance Bass and the guys call he and Lacey Schwimmer an old married couple, again it is funny because it is true.  Kenny says they should call Lance “Lancey.”  They call Brooke Burke fertile and hot and show some scanty footage of her, it is very funny.  Their notes on Cody Linley say “not a man yet” and “BIG eyebrows”  They also say he acts five years old and Len talks about him like his grandson.

Now Len and Kenny do dance lessons on some stage that has football field markings on it.  Kenny looks uncomfortable and says it sucks and that he asked for Stacy Keibler.  I love this stuff.

Brooke Burke and Derek Hough are safe.  So are Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson.  That leaves all of the Cha Cha Cha team on trouble.

Lionel Richie goes old school with Dancing on the Ceiling.  This is a great tune.  It looks like Tony Dovolani and Kym Johnson and Maksim Chmerkovskiy (with a hot short haircut) and Cheryl Burke dancing.  This is actually pretty fun to watch, but don’t tell anyone I said so!!  Tom refers to Maks as “the new hairless Maks”  I love Tom Bergeron.

Dumb montage.  Grrr…

Lance Bass & Lacey Schwimmer are in, that leaves Cody Linley and Edyta Sliwinska and Susan Lucci and Tony Dovolani.  Susan & Tony are out.  It’s time and for the record, I was wrong about those soap fans…who knew they weren’t dialing like crazy??!!