Dancing with the Stars Week 7 Results

Posted By: admin On: November 6, 2008 Comments: ( 1 )

By: Alyssa




Who will leave us tonight? Let’s hope it is Susan Lucci. I’m tired of her goody goody persona. She is probably the one who says her farts don’t stink b/c she is that goody goody. So tell me, Susan, are your farts as sweet as you? One thing I want to know is - where is Cloris? She was supposed to be in the audience. Thank God she wasn’t or she would have distracted everyone from the dances on Monday. And I hope she isn’t here tonight either. Still glad she is gone. Well well well - Lionel Richie is singing tonight and we get more Macy’s dancers - yayyy, NOT! One thing I can’t wait for is Dance Center with Kenny, Jerry, and Len.

More recaps and backstage confessionals - Warren said “fat boy ain’t no good tonight” and then slapped his face. That’s right, Warren - wasn’t good. Susan says “she thinks she’s good” and Tony corrected her into saying “I know I’m good!” GAG! Oh and Cheryl was bustin’ out of her dress Monday night - didn’t notice that on Monday, how could I not? She hit Maurice’s knee accidentally as she said she was proud of him and he told her that hurt. Guess he danced in pain on Monday.  We’re treated to the team dance of the Paso Doble tonight - no surprises here. Here we go again…It was just as good as Monday and the judges were on their feetsies.

We get a preview of Dance Center and Jerry Rice has on a ‘fro and glitter on his forehead.  Len teaches Kenny how to dance. The preview is hilarious - I love this stuff. Let’s hope they didn’t show all the good parts.

Lionel Richie is singing next. Will he sing “Dancing on the Ceiling?” I hope he does some old skool stuff. Alec Mazo and his wife Edyta are dancing. Apparently he is singing a new song “Good Morning” - no old skool stuff right now. *disappointed* Alec and Edyta look hot together - they dance the Rumba. Funny how I can tell what these dances are without being told. I’m such an expert. I didn’t care for the song, but the dance was hot!

More recaps and backstage confessionals along with the leaderboard. I laughed out loud at Lance and Lacey’s backstage confessional in which Lacey said she is gonna “barefoot all over your face, Len!” OMG - that was priceless! Results are in…

First saved couple is…Maurice Greene and Cheryl Burke. Oh and these results are in no particular order which means we won’t know who is in the true bottom 2.

Dance Center is on now and I’m looking forward to this. Kenny said to Len he thought that “Flatley guy” would replace him. Len said he thought about it and Kenny said “he was better than you”. He says all this with such a serious face as did Len that I just want to crack up. First up for his roasting is Warren Sapp who is both Fat and Phat. LOL! Jerry said he got hurt by Warren and was put out of a game. Kenny said “are you still hurt? Do you need to see the nurse?” Jerry got a big grin on his face and said “I’d like that!” OMG  I can’t quit laughing. Kenny points out Warren’s constant winking.  Kenny interrupted Len again as he was talking about Warren. They poked fun of Susan not having a dress size and blowing away b/c of the overhead fans. They made fun of Tony Dovolani’s cheesy smile calling it some weird mind control. Oh and Kenny has little diamonds/glitter under his right eye which is hilarious in itself.

Ugh - Macy’s Dancers are up. Can’t we just do Dance Center all night and see who is safe? They are swallowing knives and dancing with them as well as canes. I am a bit behind so I will fast forward through this before I see any more guys dance with boxes on their shoulders and have the boxes turned round and round like the Exorcist. Excellent..I am now back live just in time.

More Dancecenter…Lance was  nothing to write home about. They love Brooke saying she has had 20 or 30 children and fertile, but still beautiful. They show lots of video of her on the beach posing like a swimsuit model. Kenny thinks her overextended legs are hideous and he renounces all his earlier remarks about Brooke’s beauty. LOL! Up next is Cody and they say he is 18, looks about 12, and acts about 5 years old.  Len thinks he is cute and Kenny gets on Len acting like he is his grandson…as Len is supposed to be judging him. Len and Kenny go down to the demo floor and Len is going to be Kenny’s girl. Len talks about Kenny’s bony knob and Kenny smiles all funny like Len was being dirty. Kenny stops saying it sucks and that he asked for Stacy Keibler. haha!

Next safe couple if Brooke Burke and Derek Hough - no surprises - also safe is Warren Sapp and Kym ‘curly haired’ Johnson.

Lionel is back and of course he is singing “Dancing on the Ceiling” - I KNEW IT! Cheryl Burke, Maks, Tony Dovolani, and Kym Johnson are our dancers for this song. The judges are up on their feet and Bruno is even clapping and dancing. Maks cut his hair really short. It is buzzed! Lionel is really playing to the crowd throwing his hands up in the air. Maks and Cheryl dance together.  Wonder if he minds dancing with her Phat Ass according to him. I’m just kidding. Tony and Kym dance together and it is nice to see Tony getting down for a change. He ends with a trick with Kym and it looks like he lost his hold and she slid down. Didn’t look very pretty. It’z ok, we still love ya both. Maks does the splits over Tony’s head and ends by swinging the girls round on the floor like they are mopping the floor. The crowd was on their feet including Marlee Matlin. She is in the audience a lot.

Taped package about how easy and hard it is for the stars. Lance goes back to the judges critiques and how he loses his confidence - yawn! Not again!  Cody said the easiest thing is looking sexy b/c it comes so easy for him…ewww! Warren said the easiest thing for him is the costumes. He really likes him some sequins.

The last 3 couples left are all from Team Cha Cha. The team thing really hurt Lance and Lacey.  I think bottom 2 will be Cody and Susan. Lance and Lacey are safe - no surprise. Cody and Edyta and Susan and Tony are in the bottom 2. Leaving us tonight is Susan Lucci and Tony Dovolani (he has some major curls in his hair tonight). I’m glad! It was her time to go for sure. Susan grabs that mic. from Tom or Samantha’s hand and thanks everyone including the fans, audience members, and especially Tony. She was grateful!

Next week we will get to see solos from our stars. That’s a new one. I kind of like how they change it up around here. Also, I read Julianne won’t be back next week either. I knew it was too good to be true. So, hopefully Cody can hold on 2 more weeks to be able to dance with Julianne again. That’s all I want. Then he can leave. Until next week…