Dancing with the Stars Wk. 5 Results

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Let’s get this show on the road, shall we? It looks like we have an encore dance tonight of Derek Hough and Lil’ Kim giving us their Viennese Waltz again. Good for them! We just get right into it - no judges comments just Samantha and Tom telling us about the encore dance. I think I liked it better last night at least then I had goosebumps. I must say that Samantha’s hair is much better tonight. It was severely teased and HIGH last night not to mention she was wearing a 1980’s style prom dress it looked like. Tonight she has on hot pink and does look a bit better.

Now, we are getting recaps with backstage confessionals. Steve-O said “finally, an improvement, but NOT THAT MUCH!” which made me laugh because of his facial expressions. Lacey laughed too. We see that Melissa ripped through her dress last night. I guess that was the missteps the judges were talking about. She didn’t fall though which was a good thing. She’s a trooper, that Melissa. Tonight the dance-off will return so that someone can dance for their life - or not since it seems like no matter how well the stars do in the dance-off it doesn’t really matter.

Dang right to business - first 2 safe couples are: Shawn Johnson and Mark Ballas as well as Lil’ Kim and Derek Hough.

We are now graced with Etta James who is probably trying to save face after her Beyonce’ nastiness. No disrespect, Etta, but seriously that was rude. Anyways, her starting off the song gave me goosebumps. Her voice is really low now. Sharing the stage with Etta is Maksim Chmerkovskiy and his fiance Karina Smirnoff who are steaming up the dance floor. The audience and judges are on their feet and it isn’t for Etta, it is for Maksim and Karina. That was some hot stuff right there!

The next two safe couples are: Gilles Marini and Cheryl Burke and Steve-O and Lacey Schwimmer. Yayy! Boy does Edyta look a bit scared. Followed by 2 more couples: Chuck Wicks and Julianne Hough as well as Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani. Tony looks EXTREMELY RELIEVED as he had to hunch over to catch his breath it looks like.

Now we get to see how the stars lives have changed. Gilles says it is horrible to get orders from a 23 year old and then you see him pretending to smack Cheryl’s ass as she is looking down. Funny! Steve-O misses his time with his dog. That bit was cute. Melissa can’t stop thinking about dancing. Chuck Wicks says he is now a dancer…and yada yada yada. Ugh!

Now we are treated to La Reve from Vegas. I was planning on seeing this show when we were there last month, but time ran out on us. I’m kind of glad I didn’t spend $100 to see it - I mean it is ok and I’m sure they do other theatrics as well….hmmm.

We are now seeing another live performance from Disney actor, Demi Lovato and dancing is Benji Schwimmer (Lacey’s bro) and some girl I don’t know. Benji won So You Think You Can Dance. Hmmm. Will Benji come to the dark side and become a pro on DWTS like his baby sis?

BTW, it looks like Carrie Ann is wearing Samantha’s dress from last night. Weird, but true!

The next safe couple is: Ty Murray and Chelsie Hightower. That leaves us with the bottom two of David Alan Grier and Kym Johnson and Lawrence Taylor and Edyta Sliwinska. David looks PO’d. He has a hot temper as evidence by his Myspace blogs. I won’t be suprised if he goes.

Let the dance off begin! David and Kym are up first doing their Viennese Waltz. Looks like he was a bit mad throughout, but it seemed like he moved better tonight. Len said he enjoyed it last night and tonight as well. He thought he was more focused and had more expression tonight. It was a little bit better. Bruno agrees saying he works well under pressure and there was an edge in his performance tonight. Carrie Ann felt the connection tonight saying they were more together and more passion tonight. Backstage David said his evil plan from week one was to be in the dance-off in week 5 and his plan worked. LOL! Scores were all 8’s for a total of 24 out of 30. This score is a few points higher than last night.

Lawrence Taylor and Edyta Sliwinska have their Paso Doble again and get read for some weird music. ICK! I just don’t think this is his dance - he is way over thinking it tonight. It was just ok. Too bad he got sucky music. Thanks, but no thanks producers! Bruno said we are just seeing the tip of the iceberg with him. He wants him to follow the music and trust himself. Carrie Ann blames the music and liked how he stayed with it. She likes seeing his power. Len wrote on his piece of paper “difficult music” and commended him for keeping up with it. Scores were 2 7’s and a 6 for a total of 20 out of 30. Same score as last night.

Sooooo the moment we’ve all been waiting for sorta….leaving us tonight is David Alan Grier and Kym Johnson. I bet David is super PO’d. His face looks it even if he is trying to be funny - it doesn’t look like it. I’m not sad to see him go - his humor was weird sometimes. It does look like the stars and pros really like him as they do a group hug with him. That’s nice, I guess. See ya next week!