Dancing with the Stars wk. 9 Results

Posted By: admin On: May 6, 2009 Comments: ( 0 )

Who goes tonight? Will Ty and Lil’ Kim be in the bottom two like I predicted? Will Ty stay? We’ll find out tonight, won’t we? Wonder who has the encore dance? Melissa and Tony that’s who - they are dancing their perfect scoring Samba from last night. Let’s enjoy!

Ty said in his backstage confessional that when he swung his hips at Jewel that “Mommy liked.” LMAO! He’s so cute AND funny.  Yay we are going to get Dance Center tonight. You ask and you shall receive, right? I love Dance Center and my main man Kenny.

Up next is Jamie Collum (sp?) singing “I get a kick out of you.” Let’s hope we get professionals dancing or else I am fast forwarding b/c all he did was just trample on a piano and I did not like that. I don’t know who the professionals were so I just chatted with my friend on Facebook while that was going on. Now Dance Center…They are roasting Ty stating he is being rewarding for poor performance and Jerry says he likes him b/c he gives 110% and Kenny said there is no 110% it stops at 100. LOL! Kenny is wearing bling on the side of his face. Jerry is wearing a sequined vest with no shirt underneath and a bow tie. LOL!  I love how Kenny interrupts Len and turns to Jerry and starts asking him questions. At one point Kenny says “We don’t give a damn” and told Len “No One Cares”. They pointed out Mark Ballas face and Len said he looks like a Chipmunk and to tell you the truth he does. LOL!

We’re back and it is time to find out some safe couples. Gilles Marini and Cheryl Burke are safe. Now more dance center. They are ripping Tony Dovolani stating he is being really mean to Melissa. LMAO! They point out him mocking her injury. Jerry says his favorite dance was last week when she wore her little bra and jeans. It was kind of sexy. Len was appalled. haha! Kenny is ripping on Gilles body and then we see them all sitting there with their shirts off including Len. Len has a fake tattoo on his chest. Kenny is so white and Len is actually tan. LMAO! I love Dance Center! Don’t you?

Now Macy’s dancer dancing to Coldplay. There is a huge Macy star in the middle and they are dancing all over the dang thing. Yawn on the Macy’s dance. Let’s get to the results shall we? Oh Lord, we get back from commercial and Samantha is shaking her boobies and they won’t stop. GAG!

Now we have the new professonal competition. First up is Afton Del Grosso and Cody Linley. They are dancing the Samba. This song is horrid how they are singing it. Ick. Cody looks good..she’s good with him I thought. Had all the basic Samba moves. Seems like Cody remembered his Julianne training days. Len thought Afton did well with teaching him. Bruno liked it. Carrie Ann loved seeing Cody back saying he’s cute and she thought Afton turned it up a notch.

Oh no controversy - they had the wrong number up for Afton and Tom gave it out verbally and they did not put it on the screen. If she loses they can attribute it to the wrong number. Not a good situation to be in, Afton.

Next safe couple is Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani..woohoo!

Next pro couple is Mayo and Lisa Rinna. Wow she is short and they are doing the Quickstep. Lisa looks hot with a hot bod, but it seems like she has had more work done on her face. Why? Ick! She did a trick some type of cartwheel and she almost bit it. I just love her abs - so sexy. I didn’t think it was AS good as Afton and Cody, but still pretty good. Her hubby caught the dress that Mayo tore off the bottom of her costume. Bruno loved how Mayo accented her assets. Carrie Ann thought they just lost a little of the control. Len thought they pushed the boundaries and that is what they needed to do. Harry Hamlin, her hubby seemed to like it.

Finally Anna and Maurice Greene are up dancing the Tango. He picked it because he has never done it before and he wants to test her teaching skills. Maurice says she is “No Cheryl.” Maurice is smart for picking a dance he’s never done before. I like it! She needs to be tested and not have it easy. I think Anna’s dress is too long to see her footwork and the intricate leg work that the tango has in it. I thought they did great! Great job!! Carrie Ann is wooohooing them and said they looked great together. Len thought she brought the most out of her celebrity. Bruno called her a miracle worker saying he has never looked better. Wow - slam that Cheryl Burke - slam her, Bruno! What do I care?

More results…next safe couple is Shawn Johnson and Mark Ballas. The bottom two are Lil’ Kim and Derek Hough as well as Ty Murray and Chelsie Hightower. No surprise there. I did call it, ya know! LOL!

Leaving us tonight is… Lil’ Kim and Derek Hough! WOOHOO! I know I am being mean, but I just didn’t like her personality. I love Ty’s personality. The crowd is booing. I’m not. haha! Tom pointed out the shock in the room and he said “he loved watching her dance.” Wow! Derek tells her how much he loves her and she’s been one of his favorites. Guess you can’t defend your title now, can ya, Derek? I need to stop being so mean. Anyways - I’ll see ya next week when we are in the semi-finals.