DWTS The Results: Week One

Posted By: Bridget On: September 25, 2008 Comments: ( 0 )

By: Bridget




So my DVR plunked out on the first few minutes, so I’m joining the party eight minutes late. I’m sure, however, that all I have missed is the first of about 40 minutes of recapping that we have ahead of us. Ugh!

Whoa, Samantha Harris’ big brown dress is bad, big and poofy and yucky. She & Tom recap the scores, just like they did last night. They even used some footage that they literally just used in the previous recap montage. Wow, that’s bad.

Is it just me or does Warren Sapp have crazy eyes?

For the record, my daughter is sitting next to me trying to look cool as she anxiously awaits the Jonas Brothers. She is to them as I once was to the New Kids On The Block!

Brook Burke and Derek Hough are safe. Holy Crap! Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas are also safe. It’s official, I might have to hate this season. This looks bad for the lovely Ms. Leachman.

Nice, Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska get to do the Quickstep they learned for last night. Sadly, Jeffery looks much better tonight then he did on Monday. The camera man is drunk, so I missed a few steps, but he actually is dancing and looking almost elegant!! Poor guy, can we oust Kim Kardashian instead of him?

Next safe couple is Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas!!!! YAY!! I would love it if she won, she is the funniest person on this show yet.

Jesse McCartney did some singing, my daughter wishes she was there. Adam Carolla is doing some man on the street stuff, this should be funny. He interviews lots of stalker types. The best part was the guy in the Spider Man suit walking behind one of the interviewees. Second was the guy who said his favorite judge was Judge Judy, funny. I love Adam Carolla, but the Kenny Mayne stuff was much funnier. Maurice & Cheryl are also safe, good stuff.

The Jonas Brothers rock out next sitting among Christmas lights? Weird. Derek Hough & Mark Ballas join them for a dance, then some tambourine playing, then they rock out like Twisted Sister while Inna & Lacey dance with the boys. This might be the strangest performance on DWTS yet. That is saying a lot folks.

ABC.com has a cool contest where you can choose a song, I wonder if there are any good options. Can we choose to not have the DWTS band perform them?

Gratuitous montage, yawn.

Next safe couple are Misty May-Treanor & Maksim Chmerkovsky and Warren “crazy eyes” Sapp & Kym Johnson.

Backstage Samantha Harris stumbles through an interview with all the saved dancers. Cloris Leachman makes fun of Maurice Greene and Corky Ballas. She is the scene stealer, I love it.

Also safe are Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani and Rocco DiSpirito & Karina Smirnoff. The excitement over being safe is a teensy bit over the top tonight.

Toni Braxton looks nervous, like I said, because she know her fan base could fit into the palm of her little hand. Lance Bass & Lacey Schwimmer are safe as are Cody Linley & Julianne Hough. That leaves Toni Braxton & Alec Mazo and Ted McGinley & Inna Brayer.

Second couple to leave this season is Ted McGinley and Inna Brayer. Too bad, I have to put up with Kim & Toni for another week, poor me!!!