DWTS: Week 1 Results Show #2

Posted By: admin On: September 25, 2008 Comments: ( 2 )

By: Alyssa




We’re back again! Ahhhh! I’m exhausted after this 3 night extravaganza. They showed the stars backstage and Kim Kardashian stood out like a sore thumb looking pissed as hell. Anyways, we start with our pros coming out in black dancing. It looks like they might do some Paso Doble moves to get us ready for next week.

It is just so great that Lacey is out there dancing. I just love her. I wonder if Derek smells her stinky hair. That was a running joke on “So You Think You Can Dance” she has hair extensions which means you can’t wash it as much as normal hair. Her partners always got whipped in the face with her hair and they said it stunk. LOL! Just some funny information about Lacey.

Oh yeah, we are getting some wonderful Paso Doble moves here. It is sexy I tell ya! Julianne and Derek are dancing together. I just love the pro group dances. I am sad that another couple is leaving us tonight. The thought of it anyways - I’m sure if Cloris or Kim left I will be just fine.

Now we are getting recaps galore. Why draw this results show out? Geez. I’m a bit behind in my watching (I’m watching it from the DVR) so I’m going to fast forward through this recap biz and only watch the backstage stuff. Now we get to see the leaderboard which I already gave you last night. Let’s get on with this, people. First saved couple is…Brooke Burke and Derek Hough. Not suprised there. Also moving on are Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas. WOW! I bet Cloris is leaving us (I’m hoping and praying).

We’re back and we are treated to Jeff Ross and Edyta Sliwinska dancing the Quickstep. yayy - I’m glad they are showing us this. He had some high legs there and he kept up pretty well. Nice high kicks, Jeff, and he got off once, but Edyta kept him together. The crowd is on their feet. Good for him! Samantha is now backstage with our 2 saved couples. Nothing worth mentioning - just filler.

Another couple is revealed as saved - and that is….Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas. YUCK! That means someone I like is going home tonight. I am not happy. Who is gonna go home tonight now? I’m worried!!!

Now we are “treated” to Jesse McCartney and this song is so worn out that I must fast forward it. I do like Jesse somewhat, but I can’t stomach this song anymore. UGH! Ok, dancers are out so I will watch. Oohhh - Ashly Delgrosso is back. She looks great after giving birth to a baby some time ago. I think she is even thinner now. She danced beautifully. Glad to see her back. Now Adam Carolla is on talking to the people about Season 7 of Dancing with the Stars.  It was funny - a little. I died laughing when the person on the street didn’t even know who Adam was. LOL! Good stuff.

Next saved couple is Maurice Greene and Cheryl Burke. Ick Jonas Bros. - they sing like Peter Brady when his voice was changing. Can’t stand them! I have to admit they are cute and are good role models for our youth b/c they are all about their purity rings and such. I think it is great that young girls look up to them, but that is where it ends. I can’t stand their voices or music. They are sitting in rope lights trying to look all mysterious. It isn’t working for me, sorry. I tried (Ok, I didn’t really try, but ya know!). I can’t stand this so I am fast forwarding. Ahhhh - here comes some dancers..let’s stop it and watch. I need earplugs.

Now we get a taped package about this being the “biggest season ever” or sick as Ted McGinley said. We have 4 reigning champs, 3 new dancers, our biggest dancer, smallest dancer, grammy winner, oldest dancer, 2 Olympic Gold Medalists…ahhh so dramatic, isn’t it? This package got funny when they started talking about the competition. Warren said he was gonna kick Susan Lucci’s ass. I died laughing! They were all talking smack and I loved it. We haven’t seen much of Misty May-Treanor during this package. She’s a hoot - would like to see more of her.

Two more saved couples are…Misty May-Treanor and Maksim (I can’t ever remember how to spell his last name) and Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson. Woot! We’re back after commercial backstage with the saved couples. Maks keeps blowing Misty’s head feather as she is interviewed. Warren can’t wait for his sequins next week. LOL! Cloris called out Maurice for being in love with himself saying she is in love with herself too. LOL! Corky can’t get a word in edgewise and Cloris said she is looking for a new partner. Always funny when Cloris is involved, isn’t it?

Next saved couple is…Susan Lucci and Tony Dovolani. She looks relieved. Joining them are Rocco DiSpirito and Karina Smirnoff. I wonder if Ted is leaving us tonight??

Next saved couple is Lacey Schwimmer and Lance Bass. Wow - relief for them and me. Joining them are Cody Linley and Julianne Hough - ahhh another relief. I hope Alec Mazo stays on b/c I want him to go far this time. We got some judges comments out of Len and he is suprised at the bottom 2. I am too actually. Leaving us tonight is Ted McGinley and Inna Brayer. I’m sad again. I feel bad for him as I did Jeff. He wanted to dance more and so did I. UGH! The judges are on their feet and so am I! Another sad night on Dancing with the Stars, folks.

See ya next week!