Week 7 Results Show Recap

Posted By: admin On: April 30, 2008 Comments: ( 1 )

By: Alyssa




We get to see the drama unfold that is last night. Of course they played up Cristian’s injury - showing him on the stretcher, the ambulance, the drama with Kristi Yamaguchi being in 4th place, Jason Taylor taking the top, Shannon spralled out on the judges table, etc. Samantha Harris called it the most dramatic night of the season. We are now watching recaps of last night - aka filler.

We see Marissa and Tony’s dance and Len calling it her best dance. Tony Dovolani is jumping up and down acting like Marissa did in week 1. Wow it has really rubbed off on him. Marissa is now more tame and it has transferred to Tony.

Kristi in the confessional just spun it all positive - something about trying her best and that is all she can ask for. She is so PC (Politically Correct). Again, Shannon and Derek in their confessional went on and on about making a mistake last week with their tongue and yada yada yada. My fiance just asked “when are they gonna stop playing that” and I replied with - they’re not replaying it, they keep saying it week after week. LOL!

Now latin round recap - Marissa said her sexuality was on the line with the Rumba and Tony said she was so sexy out there and she sort of blushes. Next Cristian’s recap of his fall and pulled muscle. Cheryl heard something crack and thought it was her dress and said something about something being dislocated from his arm. UGH! I rewound it and didn’t get what she said. Tony said he hoped it was a muscle cramp and Marissa being the damper said she doesn’t think it is. We see the fight between Bruno and Len after Kristi’s cha cha cha - and again PC Kristi said there’s so many personalities out there and you can’t please everyone - ugh…Mario and Karina were happy about their Mambo and Mario attributed to the music. Yeah, right. Shannon said she has a fake bum, fake boobie pads, fake hair, but she does have real nails with real polish. LOL! Jason had a hard time talking about his Paso because of the ordeal with Cristian. He dedicated the Paso to Cristian.

I’m thinking out loud here and I’m thinking Cristian will the one eliminated simply because his arm is so bad he can’t compete. They will build it all up and it will just end up him leaving because of the injury. Of course I am typing this in real time so we’ll see if I am right.

The encore dance belongs to Jason Taylor and Edyta Sliwinska’s Quickstep. This reminds me of Helio’s Quickstep - the music and how much I loved it. He did it better this time except for the handstand at the end and he didn’t throw any paper. Now we see another recap with where the contestants fell on the leaderboard - along with more confessionals. Marissa had a funny about getting 3 9’s without her big hair and then she rubbed her chin. Tony giggled like a school girl. It was kind of cute.

Len is sharing with the stars about the boundaries on lifts - Len said next week they can do one lift that must be in character with the dance they are doing. Looks like the stars are happy and Jason even starts lifting Edyta. Tom said - “Not Now, Jason, Good God!” I laughed out loud on that.

First couple saved is Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas. And, we go to commercial. Tom reminds us of Def Leppard and Kenny Mayne/Jerry Rice Dance Center coming up. Yayy..can’t wait.

Here we go with the Dance Center Skit. Len Goodman is also sitting in. Jerry has glitter eye shadow and Kenny has glitter going off the side of his face. Sooo hilarious. Len said Mario needs more finesse in order to win. Kenny says one thing he doesn’t need to do is kiss up to the judges and he called Mario’s taped bit embarrassing as Mario sings to Carrie Ann. Up next to roast is Shannon Elizabeth. Kenny told them to get a room after Len says they’ve got great chemistry. We then see Shannon hitting Derek in the “man area” and I have no idea why. They then show her sitting down on the floor and Kenny writes Lazy across her with the white pen. Cristian is next. Len goes on and on and Kenny stops him saying “that’s enough Len.” LOL! I LOVE KENNY!

Def Leppard is singing “Pour Some Sugar on Me” and my fiance thinks they are lip syncing. I disagree, but I could be wrong here. It really sounds like the CD. We have Anna Trebunskaya, Karina Smirnoff, Cheryl Burke, Tony Dovolani, Mark Ballas, and Louis Van Amstel in black leather. I think they are doing the Paso Doble. Funny how they are doing ballroom to hard rockin’ Def Leppard. Hmm..I’m still pondering the lip syncing as there certainly is lots of smoke and fire. What do you all think? Was Def Leppard Lip Syncing to “Pour Some Sugar On Me”? Leave a comment. Oh and who are those 2 others in Def Leppard? I know the lead singer, bass player and drummer, but the 2 others? Are they from back in the day? I will have to research and get back to ya or leave a comment if you know.

Samantha is backstage with Kristi/Mark and Jason/Edyta. Kristi basically said it was bound to happen referring to her dropping from the top spot. And Jason thanked Kristi for allowing them to have the headlines this week. LOL!

Back to Dance Center - Kristi is up and Kenny says she is nicknamed “The Yam” LOL! Kenny calls it an unfair advantage and Len interrupts says “not unfair” and Kenny says “Len I’m talkin’” LOL! Then we cut to Jerry and he says “Kristi YamaHOOCHIE!” I just about died laughing. Kenny points out Mark’s weird faces just as I did earlier and Len said those faces will frighten the children. I can’t stop laughing. Marissa is being roasted and Len is going on and on about her energy and charisma. Jerry points out Tony’s white teeth and he circles it with the white pen. haha! Jason Taylor’s college nickname was “big baldy”. Jerry thinks he can go all the way. Len says Jason’s downfalls are that he repeats the same move in every dance and they show a clip of him doing the move. Kenny said he has a flatulence problem and we see a clip of him farting in rehearsal in front of Edyta. Then Kenny shows him dancing with fart noises coming out the entire time. Jerry says he can still smell something up there and Len said he thought it was Carrie Ann. Gawd, I am just dying here laughing so hard. Tom is laughing too and can’t seem to pull it together.

Next couple saved is Mario and Karina. Hmmm…Bottom 2 might be Shannon and Derek and Cristian and Cheryl. Although Marissa and Jason are still left to be saved. We’ll see if they are.

Def Leppard is back and singing a song I don’t know. For all you newbies out there - the drummer has only one arm due to a car crash the happened in either the 70’s or 80’s. He uses his feet to do all the things his missing arm should be doing. Pretty phenomenal, eh? We have 2 no-names dancing and I’m not really paying attention. I was googling how to spell “phenomenal” - I’m still not sure it is correct. I believe the song “Def” just sang was called 9 Lives, but I could be wrong. Tom ends it with “the ballroom sounds of Def Leppard” LOL!

Now a taped package about how they deal with their hectic schedule. Kristi says on Wednesday they just crash. Shannon starts her frustrations and negativity over by learning a new dance. Jason gets on Edyta because she keeps calling things easy. We see Cheryl getting on Cristian with frustration. Sunday is camera blocking so that the director knows where to place the camera so we can see them on TV. Everyone is out there watching so they know who their competition is. We get to see “nerves Monday” where everyone gets nervous and frantic. And we are back…Tom says the show has changed minute by minute making me think that Cristian is not able to continue. We’ll see.

Edyta looks scared to death like she is going to be eliminated. Shannon is all nervous smiles and Derek is holding her tight. Tom tricks us thinking that he will reveal the next saved couple and we go to commercial. As they keep showing us Cristian and Cheryl, I keep looking at his arm trying to see any type of tape or it being wrapped, etc and I just can’t tell. Hmmm.

Tom asks Cristian and Cheryl to come down to talk. He says that right when they started and she fell back, that was when he injured it. Cristian got an MRI a few hours ago and the diagnosis - the tendon is ruptured and needs surgery to put it back together. Cristian just talked to the doctor a few minutes ago and the doctor said he can delay the surgery. Cristian wants to stay in the competition if the viewers voted them in. Awww. Tom asks about the risk and Cristian references a deaf woman who took the risk every week and he would like to stay if given the chance.

Next saved couple - Cristian and Cheryl. How sweet. Cheryl is ecstatic. First couple in the bottom two is Marissa Jaret Winokur and Tony Dovolani. Next saved couple is Jason and Edyta. Edyta is overjoyed and jumped up. Shannon and Derek are in the bottom 2 along with Marissa and Tony.

The couple eliminated this week is Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough. I guess their rude comments last week did them in. I believe it really did. Shannon is teary eyed and said she learned a lot and has made a life long friend in Derek and the other contestants. Derek says he is proud of her and hates to see her go. He also called her a big dork. Shannon hugs him tight during their last dance and she cries. Derek’s bandmate, Mark Ballas is the first one to come up and hug them. Sad, but I think it was their time to go. We will miss them or shall I say I will miss them. Bridget won’t so much - she’ll be glad I’m sure.

Well the big story next week will be whether Cristian can compete effectively or not. We’ll see.